> gym baron doing the rounds again
> catch me in the steam room on my rest day
gym baron doing the rounds again
Andrew Butler
Isaac Brooks
>gym peasant is trying to sell his worn under armour hoodie for scoops again
Jacob Cook
>gym necromancer deadlifting again
Matthew Lee
>it's only gay if you cry while cumming
Leo Morales
>gym bishop angry at you for doing your ohp higher than his
Cameron Howard
>About to lose virginity
>Gym Baron claims prima nocta
>End up with sore asshole instead
Juan Kelly
>gym equestrian using the squat rack as a stable for his horse again
Asher Ortiz
>gym succubus refuses to let me in
>have to give her a daily allotment of cummies before she let's me pass
>shit sucks, literally draining my gains
>one day while feeding her horns fall off
>turns out it was just the gym twink in a costume the entire time
Austin Anderson
>gym Joker squatting in the curl rack
Landon Brown
>gym gains goblin slayer is clearing out a nest in a far away gym
>notice more tracks around the dumbbell racks
Those bastards are getting more brave.
Ryder Hughes
>Gym peasants have to drink his whey with water because the baron took all of their milk for the next campaign against the neighbouring gym
Colton Gray
>gym paladin gives us all blessing of might
>we now lift 5% lbs higher for 1 hr
BASED
Nicholas Anderson
>5% lbs
Nicholas Lee
>chad orch keeps fucking my elf twink
>50% less mana because of porn
>failed lmao2goblins throw yesterday
Just fuck my shit up
Cucked again
Aaron Rivera
>gym cleric's holy water blessings are holding up the water fountain line again
Adrian Hernandez
The question is, did you still finish?
Adam Taylor
>standing in line at Coke Freestyle pl8 machine
>old fart in front of me taking forever
>finally settles on copper plates
>k
>step forward
>aiming for a pr so i go for a pair of osmium pl8s
>press dispense
>gives error message
>gym manlets have been striking
>chronic labor shortage in the manlet pit mines
>gym osmium stocks are depleted
>settle for lead pl8s
>lack of maintenance to the subatomic plate synthesizer leads to lack of rigid atomic structure
>liquid lead comes spewing out of the freestyle machine into my agape mouth
>get lead poisoning
Fucking manlets
Brody Miller
>pullups
>shorts keep falling down
Kevin Wood
>preacher curls in muslim country
>get beheaded for blasphemy
Blake Rogers
>Gym paladin spots people and gives great advice
Gavin Jackson
Gym Paigan doesn’t say his prayers while doing preacher curls
Hudson Jones
>Gym peasant doing his farmer walks again
Adam Young
>gym ratcatcher went crazy and replaced the poison with creatine
>now the manlets are facing a pitched battle with swole rats over the benches
Carson Brown
>gym milkmaid sprayed milk over the weights and they smell now and I fucked her pusst
Jose Torres
Why are gym paladins the fucking master race gym class bros?
Jeremiah Martinez
>Gym zombie doing pullups
>Says he's deadlifting
Ethan Hughes
>gym juggler is juggling the barbells again
Carson Edwards
The left really can't meme.