No Fap November is coming

Lore wise the Elder would fuck this guy up.

Their Shuriken Catapults have a rate of fire of 1000 ninja stars per second. Not to mention lore wise a single Shuriken Catapult can take out and rip a Leman Russ Tank to shreds.

This guy would of been cut in have 7 different ways when considering that fact . And you have a gun like that with zero recoil. Not to mention in the hands of Super Enhanced Space Elves.

But even a child with such a weapon would kill this dude. The equivalent of turning on a flash light and waving the beam across someone to kill them.

Ps. Dont argue me user's. You dont know what the fuck your talking about

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FUCK YES. ALREADY DAY 3 BOYS.

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Kil snek

t. xenoscum

Day 9 here
Good vibes and motivation

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I'm in. A few more faps and then it's go time. Into the mystic we go. Many of us will not make it, those who will come out the other end will be changed men forever.

Good luck my brothers.

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>Many of us will not make it,
Most wont make it past the first week

rubber bands??

im gonna do 90 days because im a porn addict, emperor forgive me

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wear on your wrist and snap yourself when you feel the urge to fap. never tried but people say it helps.

Piss off you Eldar faggot, none can beat the eternal glory of the Emperor

im already like 30 or so days in and flatline is kicking my ass, i'm really wondering if i should just fap to feel better (makes me sad to realize not even fapping can save you from the flatline)

also the flatline is purely mental, because in this time i have been getting crazy gym gains but i feel like some low t fag

> go to hosts file
> write 127.0.0.1 www. pornhub . com
> Repeat with every porn site you can think of
> Porn is now blocked

That's how I do it, the few seconds it would take to revert the change and fap I do pull ups until my arms give out

post pics

i'm in on noporn and lessfap.

had sex last night and today, my next fap will be this Saturday, and the one after that will be next Sunday. i don't remember the last time i've gone 3 days without a fap.

The trips have spoken. I will do noporn however since nofap is a meme

The Emperor is the most powerful psycher to ever live. He'd mind fry an entire craft world single handed.

Wtf are you a talking about. That's fucking Fulgrim. The single best duelist of all the Primarchs. Motherfucker could take on hundreds of Eldar at once.

Yep I think so

I will honor the God man of Humanity with not just no fap november, but no fap E T E R N I T Y

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already started. honestly I just do it because of how stupidly horny it makes me

after my pet passed away i lost all interest in masturbation

Going on my third day. I already relapsed by going on /gif/ and jerking off to degenerate shit, but was strong enough to stop and go soak my dick in ice cold water.

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I'm in, mostly to take part in the memes.

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>fulgrim
>best duelist
He was about to get beaten by Ferrus until the Laer daemon helped him out, and I'd put Russ, Angron, Lion, and Sanguinius a few tiers above him
You're right though, he could probably take a few Avatars of Khaine at once

1 day in. hoping to improve my motivation and also curious to see if my gf will notice any change (not mentioning it to her)

people here earlier were saying that eating your cum makes nofap useless
What the fuck happened here

>sanguinius

WHADDUP MAH NIGGA

And yeah OP I'm gonna try my best this month.

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Anons does this really help? I really need to make some positive changes in my life. You people have never led me astray. You're my last hope.

>implying November 1st wont be day 32 for me

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>posts of 2 Imperium loyalist primarchs both have 4 trips gets

WHAT the FUCK

Is this a sign?

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Ive done no fap for a month before but Ive never done no nut.
In the month of November should I tell my girlfriend that Im going no nut
is no nut more powerful than no fap?

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>A SIGN OF THE EMPEROR'S GLORY AND MAJESTY

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Im fucking in. Trips confirm greatness awaits. Hopefully i will be 150lbs by the end of november. Gains come to me, zyzz is watching.

BASED

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It does fren.
If you can take it longer than a month you can change your destiny.

>tumblr
>pussy boy king.
What the fuck are you doing?

yes brother. Go forth and pursue greatness

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Hey Anduins first and last great moment was in that 5 minute advertisement and it was pretty fucking cool alright.

But yeah, I prefer his dad by miles.

>Wasted Potential: The Character

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Lay off the sissy hypno user

Good luck lads.

Remember, the urges are weakness leaving the body. They always go away if you give it enough time (time is the keyword), so distract yourself with something productive or play a game when the degenerate urges come. You are correcting your brain by ignoring them and eventually they will lose their strength.

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Do you guys delete your porn collections?

If you don't, you are just assuming you are going to relapse...

Print Galatians 5:16 and post it right by your computer. Don't let the lusty jew befall you again. And of course delete all porn and never look back, you are better than this.

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Day 2 for me. No noticeable effects yet. Will keep everyone posted.

Do it for the best primarch

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I'll be trying it, Ive gotten pretty addicted to porn and its become more a routing than anything before sleep. Don't care about any so called gains I just want to tame my vice

Week 3 here, instead of watching pr0n, I shitpost on Jow Forums and watch youtube videos. Still haven't touched homework.

You got it brother

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I never understood why most people would even have a collection. That's just asking for someone to open the 47gb "homework" folder and see the freaky shit you fap to.
Plus the search for decent quality content can sometimes act as a deterrent. If all your favorite shit is right there on your desktop or in your bookmarks then you can watch porn and fap at any time. You know what you're about to watch is good quality so you can focus on fapping.
But if you never save porn to your computer then you don't have that. You have to search for 5-20 minutes for a decent video depending on how picky you are, and that's enough time to think "Do I want to fap right now or am I just bored and looking for something to do?"
Imagine having a giant platter of donuts and candy bars sitting on your kitchen counter at all times. Maybe you ignore it at first. But then with the slightest twinge of hunger your thoughts will go to all that sweet junk food just sitting there. You might brush it off, but a few hours later your stomach rumbles again and those almonds you had aren't quite as activated as you hoped, you find yourself looking at the junk food. Eventually it would overcome your will power no matter how dedicated you are. Alternatively if you had to go to the shop across the street and buy that junk food then the temptation isn't anywhere near as strong.
So back to porn. You have hours of high quality porn saved to a folder on your desktop, stuff that gets you hard as diamonds. It's Friday night, you just got home from your after work lifting session and you're ready to relax after a long week of work. Your dick gets hard when you get out of the shower and dry off, no clue why it's just one of those random boners. And you can see the folder filled with porn videos just sitting there. And you're bored, why the hell not?
If you didn't have that porn downloaded then by the time you open up pornhub and find a decent video your boner is already gone.

Not sure if I should have one final fap tonight to degenerate porn gifs to cleanse it from my system, vanilla gifs to wean my brain off of weird stuff, or just stick with the two days I have already of not fapping.

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glad to be joining you lads for nofap November, were all gonna make it

No fap is an idiotic meme, so no. People who want to improve themselves should focus on eating less unhealthy food and exercising more instead.

I did nofap for 40 days, litch did nothing for my life. I think it even gave me ED for a short period. Unless you stay at home watching porn for 5 hours a day its litch not gonna help you.

There are no fap memes, yes.
>Stopped fapping and my iq went up by 20 points
>Stopped fapping and now my health is better and I'm more confident and I can pick up any woman at a bar now
>Stopped fapping and gained telekinetic powers and can time travel
These are all memes. But the real purpose of no fap is to sort of "reset" your fetishes, and take a great step towards self improvement.
Look at the freaky ass shit on /d/. How many people there do you think fap at least every day, if not 2-3x per day? How did they get there? They got oversaturated by vanilla porn so they look for BDSM. They get bored with BDSM so they look for anal. Bored with anal so next is traps, then futa, horsecock futa, tentacles, urethral insertion, they get oversaturated with one fetish and move to a freakier fetish to keep that spark of excitement alive. Doing no fap for even just a month and then going back to fapping to vanilla penis in vagina porn will mean that vanilla shit that did nothing for you before is now amazing. An occasional month of nofap keeps you from descending into degeneracy as easily.
Making a change. How many people here lift to gain some level of control over their lives?
>I was a fat fuck before and was depressed, started exercising and dieting to get control over my body, now I'm feeling way better even if I'm not body builder material
>I was a weak fuck before and was depressed, started lifting to stop feeling so weak, I'm still not ripped but I feel way better about my body now
How many people here fit those 2 categories? No fap is the same, it's making an easy simple change that lets someone feel more in control of themselves. That bit of control becomes a realization, "hey I can take control of this aspect of my life" which turns into " I wonder what else in my life I can take control of" which turns into "I'm taking control of these aspects of my life and working on self improvement"
A little bit of reassurance from no fap goes a long ways.

I'm down. I'm currently on my last day of "don't spook your dick october", I hope november will be as EZ
For the emperor

Mein niggas.

Also

>Dorn
>no glorious mustache

You are not doing it right.

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Dudes I've smoked a lot of weed this year. I saw some crazy iridescent dune-like worm thing with a tube down my pisshole suckling my essence. I would call it a vision, except it seemed to notice me noticing it. Luckily I had the fortitude to invoke the living spirit of Jesus Christ and it could not endure, it returned not without visible distress to the darkness, the shadows, as I turn my soul to the light. I will never masturbate again, I am totally unable to do so, the visceral disgust of this demon will remain with me for life. I hope God forgives me, and I seriously wish I was joking. Heed my words, brethren.

Not fapped since at least last week. I shall join you brother.

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based and schizo-pilled

I'm in bros, lets up my streak to 35 days

>Like jesus's last supper

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Yup Im going to do it.
I noticed I jerk off when bored.
How do I counter this?

Read

not an option past forum posting.
ADD
any good porn blockers out there?

Don't be a low test beta cuck and do this manually. Let some other fag do the work for you. You got better shit to do.

github.com/StevenBlack/hosts

Try audiobooks. I also fap whenever I am bored, but if I just lay in bed or some shit with an audiobook I could easily just stare into the roof and listen for hours

I've only been on nofap for about 5 days and I already feel much sleepier when I get into bed.

> Doing stuff yourself is being beta

Jesus Christ that's some retarded shit right there

Good luck brothers

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Bro... I don’t know if you’re joking but I’ll use this as motivation anyway

Very good logic

Yeah my masterbation habbits have gotten out of hand this month. I will join this holy quest

I AM IN BROTHERS, I SHALL JOIN YOU ALL IN THIS JOURNEY TO BETTER MYSELF.

>my friend will be spamming porn to me

I SHALL HOLD FAST IN THIS TEST.

no, I'm not a 19yo retard who have unfortunately occupied this board

Yeah me too.

I sign up

not fapping is easy, i laugh so hard seeing you nerds struggling with it. isn't there anything more challenging?

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>not fapping is easy, i laugh so hard seeing you nerds struggling with it. isn't there anything more challenging?
pulling your teeth out is pretty challenging.

Day 31. Here's to another month, boys. Let's do it. We're all gonna make it.

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Based friend

sign me up

>Wake up
>Go on Jow Forums
>First 3 threads I see are about fapping

I had it with you guys, this is no longer even a board where people lift. Its all just a bunch of Jow Forums crossovers following every dumbass meme to try and stop being a virgin.
So long losers, hope we never meet again

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See you tomorrow, lad.

>Suppression of the naturalsexualityin the child, particularly of its genital sexuality, makes the child apprehensive,shy, obedient, afraid of authority, good and adjusted in the authoritarian sense; it paralyzes the rebellious forces because any rebellion is laden with anxiety; it produces, by inhibiting sexual curiosity and sexual thinking in the child, a general inhibition of thinking and of critical faculties. In brief, the goal of sexual suppression is that of producing an individual who is adjusted to the authoritarian order and who will submit to it in spite of all misery and degradation. At first the child has to submit to the structure of the authoritarian miniature state, the family; this makes it capable of later subordination to the general authoritarian system. The formation of the authoritarian structure takes place through the anchoring of sexual inhibition and anxiety.-Wilhelm Reich

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its because of all these low-test zoomers who grew up with memes, thinking theyre close to reality. they are willing to do everything they can to increase their test. except actually pinning test, because theyre too pussy for that

Pornography and Masturbation is used as a way to weaken and control to population.

How is jacking off to increasingly more disturbing and horrifying pornography going to help a child become sexually well adjusted and grow?

It doesn't. Conflating protecting people from destroying their minds and bodies with electronic crack with suppression of sexuality used as a means of authoritative control is retardation....

Unless you're stating that pornography and masturbation are pushed as a way to suppress and negatively sublimate natural sexuality and control the masses causing all of the ill effects that are spoken of...
Then yeah. Sure.

I can manage no fap until it's time for bed. My hands are conditioned to make their way to my dick if I'm lying down. Same thing when I wake up; first thing I do is try to tug my junk. I'd like to tie my hands up while I sleep but can't see how that's feasible. I might try to break the conditioning by sleeping in a chair (RIP my back) or without a blanket or something like that.