Most of you are beta by definition
>50% of the male population has to wear glasses or contacts just to function in society
Beta by definition
>50% of the male population is under 5’10
Beta by definition
>50% of the population is weaker than Mesomorph in frame
Beta
>50% of the population is not athletic
Beta
Only 6.25% of the male population actually have alpha potential and 93.75% of you are just pawns
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just feels worse when I fall into the 6.25% and still act like a beta
Anger is a vice, so I'm going to ignore you.
Oh and I forgot, 50% of the male population has a penis smaller than 5.25 inches in length
In that case we are really only talking about 3% of men
>me
6’2”
Naturally strong, proportionately average frame if now slightly larger than average (22” shoulder width with shit delts”)
Used to run up to 10 miles a day, switched to powerlifting for new challenge
7/10 face never been below 12% bodyfat but get girls on easy mode just for being a tall cocky douche because I find it funny
Have had girls ditch dates on Valentine’s Day just to give me head
7” wiener
But tell me more why having to wear glasses makes me beta
i wear contacts so no one can tell i'm beta.
No glasses = brainlet
Brainlets are the ultimate betas
IT’S NOT MY FAULT I CAN’T SEE WITHOUT GLASSES.
This made me feel good about myself.
6'0, played competitive soccer for ten years.
I need glasses to read far away but that's because of vidya and screens, not genetics. It took me 3 months to hit 275 DL and 225 Squat. I think that puts me above average in strength.
Not sure why anyone would willfully choose to wear glasses/contacts in 2018.
You can save up for LASIK in 2 months and it will improve your looks by 2 points easy and improve your life considerably.
In a hunter gatherer society or medieval warrior culture you would have been one of the first to die. You are a pawn civilization. Hence making you beta
in a hunter-gatherer society we wouldn't be short-sighted because we would very rarely focus on close objects like books.
You also need to be good looking
>you’re an entire civilization kek #rekt#roasted
What’s you’re reasoning on why I’d die first though? Because I’m genetically blessed to be a warrior but have less than perfect eyesight in only one eye?
I am alpha in all of these but ugliness and social autism are the true biggest hinderances to Alphaness
You're genetically damaged. The OP was pretty clear actually.
>damaging one of your eyes during childhood is caused by genetics
It seems your genetics determined such an impossibly low IQ
Because you're insecure enough to type out this pathetic post.
In reality, you're probably a 5'10 virgin. Who ALSO has glasses like the big beta that you are.
But that’s where you’re wrong kiddo, I just felt like shoving my cock down OPs throat with my stats and not so humble bragging
You forgot
>at least average in facial attractiveness
>having at least a 100 iq
Less than 1% of the male population has all these characteristics. We’re not talking about alphas beta friend brad. We’re talking about THE alpha
Insecure losers, use ur head
>”there are archers on that hill, hide get shelter”
>hide as you can’t see the arrows coming toward you
>arrow to the jugular
>dead
Do I need to keep going beta prince?
You're beta and you know it and you're just fake-bragging on Jow Forums because people believing your lies gives you a dopamine rush.
In reality, you're a massive beta but you'll never admit it because the daydreaming is the only thing stopping you from having a literal meltdown at how shitty your life is.
Have you ever held a girl's hand?
Kek left eye is 20/20
You wish I was larping, only thing I technically lied about is that I’m actually 6’1.75” but it’s more convenient to write 6’2”
How tall are both of you?
We all have weaknesses. Not all of us can be the 1% alpha
My eyesight was too bad for LASIK, so I got an ICL instead.
I didn't even know I had bad eyesight until the army told me I did. I was 21. I thought everything looked like shit to everybody. I mostly identified people/things from far away based on pattern of movement.
I never claimed to be alpha, you made that assumption on your own.
>How tall are you?
>listen, we all have weaknesses not everyone can be alpha
>create thread on the defintion of beta in a hunter gatherer society
>loser falls for the b8 and begins to list his attributes and posts “please tell me why I’m beta”
Oh gee who would ever infer that this guy doesn’t think he’s alpha. He clearly thinks he’s beta
I’m 5’11
That’s where you’re wrong again buddeh
>OP makes thread claiming if you have certain qualities including wearing glasses you’re a beta, claims around 50% of population is beta
>I reply pointing out my stats are not in that range for any of his points that he’s considering beta, but that I do wear glasses
>I then ask for clarification on how I could be beta while exceeding all the averages he laid out
You take it as an insult of sorts
>”you’re just lying!”
>”you’re a big beta”
Basically just uses false ad hominem and non arguments KEK
>posts on Jow Forums
We all lose.
How is being near sighted not beta? I’d like to hear your argument.
Put yourself on the battlefield in Europe in 800 AD.
>50% of the male population has to wear glasses or contacts just to function in society
20/20, sweet
>50% of the male population is under 5’10
6'1", feels good
>50% of the population is weaker than Mesomorph in frame
>believes in somatotypes
Why do betas do this?
>he didn't remove his eyes to hone the rest of the senses and achieve enlightenment
Beta
I've never understood why somatotypes are bad. It's just an easy way to describe the most common human frame types.
Because of the mom-tier advice people think applies to somatotypes.
This
Posting on Jow Forums and arguing with strangers online is an inherently beta activity. Until you stop doing that, you’ll just have to accept your beta nature.
Because the basis of somatotypes is some bs quasi science that held that people's somatotype dictated personality, intelligence and all sorts of other bullshit.
That went away but the fitness community is filled with far more unchecked idiots who wanted to claim it somehow dictated someone's training approach.
Also, the terms when thrown around REALLY mean-
Ectomorph- otter mode-very low body fat, fairly muscular, normal-high weight
Mesomorph- bodybuilder- low body fat, extremely muscular, high weight
Endomorph- bloatlord- high body fat, extremely muscular, very high weight
All of those terms have nothing to do with "frame" so much as "current body composition". And if somatotypes can change as easily as someone changes body fat then the term is nothing but a description of someone's current body composition.
Who said I was near sighted? Still, regardless of what is wrong with my eye, the other sees perfectly. Making assumptions without asking for more info is, in my opinion, extremely beta.
Okay I’m on the battlefield alongside my Viking brothers. We just landed ship in the middle of the night. We’ve already slaughtered the sleeping soldiers. We sent the autistic berserkers first. Now we’re fucking their wives. Oh man but my bad eye, I accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole a couple times.
ULTRA FOUR EYE COPE
Because alpha and betas in the natural world have different brain functionalities. It's a state of mind that is accented by physical prowess.
If we do calculations we will know. So assuming about 2% of the male population is about 6'2" and above, and lets say about 1% of those males are chad material(Athletic, strong, and a big dick), then we cut that population in half and weed out the badly proportioned males: we get about 8000 males currently alive in the US that can attract female attention.
Hence why we have 50 threads every day from 19 year olds asking why they still can't talk to girls after getting fit.
those above 5'10 are already more likely to have a bigger penis tho
Actually, many people only need glasses to read. They wear them all the time because we also drive every where, which needs you to be able to read.
>need to wear glasses but don't
>5'11, 6'0 on a good day
>board frame, but skinny
>athletic as fuark
>5.5" benis
not Chad I guess, I'll settlr for Brad or Thad
This actually made me think of myself as alpha, thanks buddy
lmao by all your definitions (except athletic, I wrestled and played rugby in HS) Im a beta, but at least im not an """"alpha male""" who shitposts on a fitness board about manlets lol
cope
Apparently you are also a subhuman braknlet who doesn’t have logic. Beta by definition.
>tall cocky douche
You get it bro lol. I used to be “the nice guy” now I say what I want and I’m a royal douchebag but they love it. Women are fucking retarded but I love them
if its just your right eye why dont you get a monocle
>Kek left eye is 20/20
So what? You still have impaired depth perception.
This is retarded.
>50% of the male population has to wear glasses or contacts just to function in society
I don't.
>50% of the male population is under 5’10
I'm above 5'10".
>50% of the population is weaker than Mesomorph in frame
I'm not.
>50% of the population is not athletic
I am and have been at a young age.
This mean fuck all.
My pp is larger than that as well.
Again, doesn't mean anything.
No he wouldn't because most people who wear glasses nowadays, do so because they damaged their eyesight, not because they're genetics were that bad.
In those old societies, there were computers and tv screens etc. They're eyesight would have been fine.
kek
>don't need glasses
>6'2
>decent frame
>naturally athletic
>9" phallus
Tfw still autistic.
what does it mean to be athletic?
can you define that for me?
there weren't*
>5.25 inches
That's terribly specific
t. 6.25
He did it better, OP
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what's that good looking man in the pic. Probably some celebrity
Because that'll make him too godlike for the mortals. He's that much of a Chad that he'll abandon god-hood for the sake of his fellow men.
Theodore BunBun
xD soo clever xD