Hello...

Hello, I'm a traveller from /out/ here seeking advice since you guys know all about putting random things in your bodies.

About a week ago I found myself violently ill, and up until today I had been vomiting every time I tried to eat some food. Thankfully I'm not dead, but now I'm tasked with trying to eat with an acid-scarred esophagus which is probably some of the most miserable pain I have ever experienced. I can't get more than 6-7 spoonfuls of food down before clutching my upper chest in pain. I was wondering, is there an IV equivalent to all the nutrients that you'd need to survive in a day? I can deal with a growling stomach, and I have access to empty IV bags and drip kits.

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total parenteral nutrition

Have you considered visiting a hospital?

Yeah, have you tried going to a doctor? You should never have an acid-scarred esophagus unless you're bulimic.

raw milk, eggs, and raw meat will heal you up

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just do a milk iv user

that + lots of fresh semen

Just go to a doctor, dipshit.

You mean like Ensure? I could try that, though expensive af
>literally vomiting multiple times every day for 7 days
Can't even swallow ice cream without it feeling like I'm swallowing a lead slug with stabilizer fins

2poor

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damn living in america must suck
>well I'm poor, guess I'll just die then

it sounds like /fast/ is for you user

Very American post.

Looks like this could work for me until my esophagus heals. Thanks user.

Narc
Fucking genius
No like Insure
Semen fast
Glad my scrip worked out for ya

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No, TPN is a bag of pee-looking fluid that goes in your veins. If you can't afford Ensure, you sure as hell can't afford TPN.

Just fast its'll jheel fauster
Insure bro, it's Insure
^^this guy

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moar

That's easy, just drink a gallon milk a day

Freedom means the freedom to not be compelled by the state to do bullshit like help poor people.

Does that really work? I've heard all about this gomad thing and I'm like I'm already mad does it actually work or will it make me pee all night long like can i sleep when i have to pee milk all night long come on gomad or gopeemypants i dont even know at this point
fastings prolly a good call

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I would fast for 2-3 days.
After that shakes, milk, (frozen) yogurt, honey, herbal teas.
If your not fine in less than a wewk, seriously consider medical attention

Dry fasting will cure everything

Lmao please don’t put ensure in your veins

Whatever you do don't go to a hospital. That's how the Grey Socks Man gets you. Better to die following shitty advice from fat larpers on the internet.