I am a 300 year old hikki NEET vampire mistress, looking to convert some non-virgins into ghouls so I don't have to leave the house (last set of ghouls were exorcised) Anyone interested? Yes I did make a thread on r9k but it got hijacked by people pretending to be me.
I am a 300 year old hikki NEET vampire mistress...
Wyatt Edwards
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Elijah Perry
>non-virgins on homo9k
>non-virgins on this gay board
>implying
Jaxson Torres
If you are a virgin, you can be a lesser vampire. They're always useful to have around.
Jason Jones
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
Camden Foster
You'd honestly get more non-virgins from, lets see... anywhere but here.
William Bailey
>Non-virgins
Fuck.
Owen Clark
real talk i met a real vampire in Fredericksburg, VA in 2011 and we stayed in touch until 2013
he claimed to have been born in 1865 and had a modest amount of control over electromagnetism, being able to extinguish street lights and such-- he had posable fangs, extreme sun sensitivity and the burns to prove it, and the ability to manipulate people very effectively
no one will ever believe me and i've come to terms with that but god damn was that a weird time in my life
Zachary Bennett
I don't believe you.
Mason Gutierrez
How tragic.
Sebastian King
I am a bitch and will steal your ghouls.
Daniel Perez
Fight me for them, you won't you're scared.
Aaron Rodriguez
Nuh uh, I will eat you whole.
Jace Rodriguez
Bitch, I will literally tear you in two.
Logan Jones
Thomas Murphy
I will skewer your soul and eat your spectral marrow.
Gavin Thomas
I'm not sure how to feel about all this
Adrian Robinson
Now you're just pulling random words out of your ass.
Cooper Young
Not a comeback.
Adam Cooper
Go away
Grayson Williams
Who even makes threads like this
Parker Murphy
Are you two gonna kiss yet?
Jack Wood
Larpers
Tyler Watson
...
Blake Hughes
Welp, looks like I win. Any of the useless ghouls in this thread are now compelled to remind Americanon of the 10 foot dragon dildo he forgot to/didn't want to remove from his ass.
Dominic Barnes
Who even are you?
Michael Ortiz
Based
Luke Cox
You need to rewatch hellsing, or vampire hunter d. You got it all wrong.
Hunter Morgan
God.
Asher Hall
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..............
no
Isaac Cruz
Yes.
Levi Kelly
Prove it
Brayden Hernandez
god no
god damn it
god you suck?
Kayden Kelly
Proved.
What do you mean by this?
Michael Morris
Im gonna believe you for the sake of believing the world is not so boring, and for the acknowledgement of my lack of hability to know everything.
David Mitchell
pick one
Dominic Morgan
εμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo ግን wij आहेत 그러나 ett !
Lincoln Fisher
Do I get anything in exchange? My mommy will miss me.
Dylan Jenkins
will i get sex?
Samuel Collins
Reported.
Liam Hughes
Have you started taking HRT yet, user?
Grayson Harris
εμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo ግን wij आहेत 그러나 ett мнггe ግን wij 러 러러 et etεμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo ግን wij आहेत 그러나 ett !wij आहेतεμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo
आहेत 그러나 ett कर रहे हैं aмingiz ግን ett wij 그러나 आहेत Họ làm يفعل Họ làm Aniqlнoгosh 그러나 ett कर रहे हैं tt wjj εμείς et
Họ làm يفعل Họ làm мнггe ግን wij 러 러러 et etεμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo ግን wij आहेत 그러나 ett !wij आहेतεμείς कर रहे हैं мнoгo ??
आहेत 그러나 ett कर रहे हैं Aniqlaмнoгoshingiz ግን ett wij 그러나 आहेत
Alexander Howard
god yes
Kevin Bennett
stop coming to bant
William Butler
Alexander Moore
not an option
default is god awful
Asher Foster
God is not limited by options. I am adding 80 centuries to your stint in purgatory.
Henry Peterson
Ignored and filtered
Hudson Williams
time is relative
god is limited by belief
Mason Powell
Not if I don't say so.
Gavin Lee
not if I don't believe you
Lincoln Brown
What's for dinner tonight lads?
Dylan Adams
I don't care if you don't believe, after all my universe my rules.
Juan Ramirez
you have no rules unless someone credits you with them
you have nothing if someone doesn't acknowledge you
so your caring doesn't matter
Asher Hernandez
If you wanted to could you make a being more powerful than yourself?
Liam Sanders
If your mummy will miss you and you'll miss your mummy, I'd advise not to do it.
Steak, vegetables and blood.
Charles Kelly
Can you prove that you're a qt vampire?
Jaxon Smith
I don't need acknowledgement or credit from you or anyone else.
Yes, just like Amei created a dildo too big for his rectum.
Evan Butler
How can I prove that without revealing my self to the big families and the clans? I'm an outcast in vampire society.
Xavier Ortiz
that's why you don't matter
Hudson Campbell
I just want a cute vampire gf
Jayden Brown
will you play with my pp before you eat me
Gabriel Sanders
Mmmhmmm, see you at the pearly gates.
Parker Martin
>Mmmhmmm, see you at the pearly gates.
Vampires go to hell though....
William Collins
I am god.
Jonathan Evans
nope
Julian Roberts
You're not god. god wouldn't be shitposting here.
Dominic Lopez
I'm the only confirmed non virgin here. You'll never take my qt bois faget.
Austin Gonzalez
LAMO
Brody Foster
It'll be fun, turning you into a mindless puppet whose only purpose is to serve me.
Connor Fisher
Bitch I'm married that's already my whole life.
Julian Wilson
STOP LARPING
Logan Howard
Cool. No objections here then.