If you don't have any "creepy, weird" fetishes you're an NPC

Only NPC's like vanilla sex. This is a proven scientific fact.

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My only weird fetish is possibly clothed sex, but that's more because I hate nudity

Is it a weird fetish that I literally cannot get hard to white women even though I'm white?
The first time I almost had sex was with a white girl and I couldn't get hard.
A couple days later I was about to fuck a Latina and my dick was so hard it almost hurt

racial preference and raceplay is brainlet tier

real connoisseurs love to eat ass. and by eat, i mean absolutely fucking devour

>if you dont ******** youre an NPC
hurts me more than scoring lowe in a min online IQ test

Eating ass isn't a fetish anymore
That being said I love to eat my girlfriend's ass

because it's universally understood to be one of the greatest pleasures in life

I'm not an NPC because of my necro fetish!
>May we celebrate this wonderful day.

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2D is a fetish, right? I fapped to a picture of a manga character once.

I have a thing about choking/ biting/ spanking/ holding them down when they ask to stop when I'm have secksual intercourse but I think that's mostly pretty vanilla.

Having "fetishes" at all is NPC-tier understanding of sexuality.
If you haven't had a bizarre, nuanced, and highly complex sexual fantasy (i.e. narrative) imposed on you by fate since the age of 4 or 5, then you're an NPC.

Basically I think fetishes warp the mind, turning everything weird. But I dislike sex as a whole so..

Judge me if I'm a Npc or not. I want to have it with my one and only but humanity is childish in this Modern Era

>AB/DL
>potty denial
>sissification
>forced feminization
>light bondage
>chastity
>pacifier gags
>prostate orgasms
>hands-free orgasms
>forced orgasms
>leglock
>straight shota
>breastfeeding
>gentle femdom
>traps
>femboys
>futa
>thigh-high socks
>zettai ryouki
>mommydom
>paizuri
>breast expansion/butt expansion/hourglass expansion
>women stuck in holes in walls
>poofy dress sleeves
>latex
>rubber ball-gowns
>degradation/humiliation
>locks/curses/being stuck/unable to remove clothing
>permanence
>BBW
>Belly girls
>muffin tops
>nerd girls / homely girls
>normalized/globalized fetish scenarios
>incest (mother-son, oldersister-youngerbrother, olderbrother-youngerbrother)
>thigh worship/thighfucking
>consentacles
>monster rape
>robot girls
>women screaming in horror/pain
>bouncing on top of balloons / rubber balls
>BBC cuck porn, QoS tattoos, white genocide
>pompoir/cocomordan
>impregnation
>maid outfits
>wedding gowns
>arranged/forced marriages
>inflatable panties
>pussy denial, cucked by inanimate objects
>frotting
>large cock cumming onto smaller flaccid cock
>obsessive dick milking
>cuntboys
>MtF transition timelapses
>syntribation
>feet in stockings/socks
>boys sitting down to pee
>no butthole/urethra; peeing = breasts get bigger, pooping = butt gets bigger
>spykids inflate-a-suit
>shortalls
>mahou shoujo (male)
>muscle girls
>fully clothed sex / dryhumping
>momdom boypussy training
>stretchy clothes
>subtle/lucid hypnosis
>censored hentai
>external egg fertilization
>kidnapping
>public groping
>high fashion bondage

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>t. abused child

>>permanence

what is that?

I love dirty bare feet too, but must be either underage or literally dying or in strong pain.

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That's true but I can't remember the specific incident that set all this in motion so it's useless to conceptualize myself as abused. It could be that early trauma awakens us from our NPC slumber.

Not many people love vanilla sex. Everyone is a deviant in one form or another.
So that means nobody is an NPC and OP is a boring average person. Suck it special snowflake retard.

nice
Origeanae

PTSD is a disability, not an awakening. I am glad that you're coping well though

Nigga nobody is an NPC. Wake up from your special snowflake delusion.

Is it weird i want to Fuck a woman while we wear this together? I like the idea of being almost glued together and pounding her

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Whatever I have it certainly isn't PTSD. I'm glad you feign specialist knowledge to accentuate your redditsnark though.

Kek, yeah like "they" couldn't program an NPC for anything else than vanilla sex.
Are you retarded? Or just an NPC trying to act "real"?

>loli
>face fucking/deepthroat
>tongue/saliva
>blood/bloodslaves
>time freeze, face fucking/groping frozen girls (specifically in a high school setting)
>murder/necrophilia
>kidnapping
>crying
>short girls.

Am I a NPC?

No but you are idiot susceptible to data mining of your fetishes to prove that you are not an NPC.

Bald women
I'm growing more and more disgusted and afraid at the idea of sex, so maybe I'll do a 180 and become completely inert.

Nah. I love my waifu and imagining normal sex with her. I also imagine her being aged-down and her pooping, and plenty of other "weird" softcore things. It seems to me that normie drones really love incest and viewing group sex. They get easily conditioned into not even wanting to imagine themselves doing things with a beautiful girl. They'd rather just watch multiple people play out their dumb fetishes together. It takes a real thinker to reject that stuff and go ecchi + whatever fetish they like that fits into it.

>not exclusively fapping to hentai

>It's another "robots try to prove they're special and superior by liking obscure shit just for the sake of it" episode

i like lil girls..2D or course

I've been away from this board for a couple of years. What's an NPC? A normie?

>anonymous, no id or way to track if you take your security seriously
>listing well documented fetishes you wouldn't have to go further than google to find
>data mining
ok retard

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This is why most robots piss me off, they would have been normals if they had different circumstances.

fucking christ user