/r9gay/ - #448

You become beautiful when you actually try to be beautiful

Am i feeling because i want to or am i programed to feel ?

>Beautiful.
No I I'm not a fag. I want to be handsome.

you are programmed to feel, but much like Detroit Become Human, you can break the programming and become apathetic like me

I have a boyfriend,
You don't hahahahaha.

but my dick is bigger than yours.
so it balances out

preferably no such contact would be made at all

Suicide is almost here edition.*

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Smaller dicks are actually better, but you wouldn't know that because you're an incel

of course, up is down, left is right
say whatever as long as it's to contradict someone on here

I don't see my family often, so thanksgiving would be alone with them.

Whatever helps you cope, I guess.

>had a dream with my husbando
>it was just me and him cuddling
>near the end of the dream i got tired
>he said he'd keep me safe
>last thing i heard was him telling me to please don't leave him
i hate my own brain

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I have a feeling you're the one last thread who said they use bfposting as a viable attempt to shitpost.

as long as it bumps the thread they can do whatever
it's been slow lately, hasn't it

It's not as big as my bf's though.
You're all gonna die alone.

iktf
i had an intense cuddle dream the other week, still wish i was having it

i wonder what happened to that 8.5 inch guy who would post his dick very often

I'm 8 inches but I wouldn't ever post an image of it on Jow Forums

>wake up

I should just do it, don't even know why I'm pushing it forward each day. Guess I still have some hope.

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anime shouId be banned.

any of you experienced, how big is too big and what is too small?

srs dont
a bf might be just around the corner

nothing is too big, since you'll probably learn to handle it and too small is also preference.
the perfect size is 7.2, which i coincidentally am coincidentally.

>he thinks a bf will solve any kind of problem

What idiot would kill themselves just because they're lonely?

>ex has moved on
>start missing him more than ever

why is my brain like this?

>He has had a bf
Why are you still here?

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Any of you big strong boys willing to care for a diaperboi bf?

Not him but literally all of my problems stem from loneliness. A bf would be more than enough for me to feel content.

you all mental illness faggots should kill yourselves already

>had a bf
Why the fuck are you here?

internet bf

he did special test, he doesn't have hiv from the uber driver
yay. i'll stop bringing it up now.

someone who cares about them and wants the best for them, gee i don't know
>1cm away
dangit

Don't worry user, I'll be gone from this world sooner or later. I'll probably end it at spring times, maybe sooner. Still have something to do before I go.

Have a great day user.

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you are a fucking idiot whose gonna get hurt badly

i don't think that's gonna happen, i mean i didn't get upset or jealous when he told me, i didn't really feel anything.
and it's not like he's my bf, i can't get angry at him. maybe i'm too relaxed or apathetic.
but at least now i can maybe ask him how this even happened in the first place, i at least care enough to know that

*All of you mentally ill faggots should kill yourselves already
Have any other statements you'd like to be made coherent by someone capable of breathing through their nose?

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oh my fucking god, this entire post, man
how are you a real person?

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's bigger

i dunno. i just have a lot of patience, i guess.
he isn't a bad person, or anything.

yeah he just fucks uber drivers lol

it is really confusing as to why'd he suddenly suck a guy off though.
maybe now that i know he's okay i could pry and get angry at him about it, but then i don't wanna overstep my boundary since i'm still just his friend.
just a long distance friend he said i love you to a few months ago. thinking about this is really bumming me out now.

Are you a bad bitch like me /r9gay/ ?

I'm a sad bitch.

i'm a lil' bitch

no, im a bitchhunter
getting good at it
you are a trainwreck in motion

if i was a trainwreck it'd only be because you guys keep saying to feel negative emotions when i stay relaxed.

i guess there is only one way to learn some things

All my friends keep saying I look so much younger and slimmer. I'm a happy boy.

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>he hasnt moved on

LMAO

remember to get checked for stds, the doctor will manhandle your hands and arms if you're into that.

Is grindr just for hookups?

you could also find someone who uses it for dates, i suppose. or even just people to talk to.
but i think a majority of people are trying to hook up.

It's about a 40/40/20 ratio I think.

40% are horny dudes that want to fuck NOW.
40% are horny dudes that are just browsing.
and 20% are looking for friends / dates in vain.

im about to go to sleep. if you have something to say to me, say it now.

Have a good night.
I love you user.

Have sweet dreams. I'd cuddle you if I could.

and i have a sort of appreciation for you as well

Goodnight qt. You're looking super handsome today!

I only post here when I'm drunk hehe uwu

>drunk people
no

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schizo gay

>tfw no bf to do a demonstration on how to put on a condom

>tfw no bf to get drunk with for the first time

tfw been ghosting my bf

>tfw no loving bf to experience the joy of sex with for the first time

I fit into my friend's skinny clothes o3o xdd

Who else /toouglytohaveanycondifence/ here?

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How about /toomentallyilltolivelife/ here

i like to watch educational boner and cum vids on youtube in lieu of porn sometimes
i don't know why

How's your weight-loss going?

I'm down 15 lbs from an all time high 4 weeks ago

you must end it or stop it

GET THESE FUCKING NORMIES OFF MY GOD DAMN BOARD!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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I'm down to 61.9 kg from 82.4 kg
after 1 year

Yeah, straight people can NOT be robots!

Nice, do you have a goal weight?

I still have quite a ways to go

I'm 181cm so I think I look pretty good atm
but I still feel like I should get slightly more toned

was meant to be a reply to (:

But to clarify I think I've reached my weight goal I just need to have more muscle compared to fat

Yeah, I feel like building muscle is trickier than losing weight

How the fuck am I supposed to move on if he won't let me?

still mad about someone else getting ghosted

how wont he let you move on

Not necessarily, but any serious date you find on grindr will have surely used it for hookups in the past, making it one of the worst platforms to search for a boyfriend.

still with the coconut oil.
it's nice

>When he politely tells you that he doesn't want to talk to you anymore

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76kg to 68kg in a month

What's your illness user? You can't be worse then I.

what would be some alternatives?
and r9gay dating server? hmmm doesn't sound right but at the same time many of us have the issue of no bf
could be fixed, why not

Did you actually tell him it was over?