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Oof

The 1% is just made up by the way.

Fuck off kike.

The 1% is intentionally put in there falsely by the companies to make people upset. If it was 2% Jewish DNA, then you would definitely be Semitic, but it's not, the 1% is just thrown in for political reasons.

>1%
Into the Oven it goes

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it doesn't mean shit, they'll change the results on whites to add either jewish or african results.

Might be bs, remember that (((((they))))) add bogus 1% jew or black to "fuck with racists".

In the gas chamber you go.

Science has proven we all come from Africa

Well, hello there schlomo.

SHLOMO

Howdy Shlomo Zuckerburger

SHEKEL'D
Should have gone with 23 and me, they don't do this shit. Just came back as 100% European myself.

Wow really?

What is it? I want to try this too. 23andme or ancestry? Something else?

Hello fellow tribe member

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Haha no. Guess Again, Schlomo. Looks like it's out of the guard tower and into the McGasChamber™ for you.

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Well that was the most accepted case when the earliest proto-human fossils found were in Africa, but currently the oldest fossil found came from around modern day Greece. So we don't know where we "come from".

jewish blood does not equal to zionist blood u subhuman

Ahh, poor guy... Oh well, on the plus side you can now point to the jew as a jew. :)

>Oof
what does that mean,cunts do it on siege all the time .is it the fucking minecraft damage noise?

>muh out of africa theory
wrong

One drop rule

absolutely disgusting
it's from Roblox

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I also got about 1% jewish on my test. I'm pretty sure they're just fucking with people who have majority white genetics, as outside of that I seem to be some horrific norwegian/irish cross-breed.

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They admit to manipulating anf falsifying the results, which are in themselves still unreliable.

Try again faggot.

I would be more concerned about 85% Great Britain than 1% jew

This, fuck off kike.

they included the asians and the africans as
"great britan"

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I hope your ancestors at least had some fun fucking between cousins.

maybe that's what it's problem is

You're worried about the Jew 1%? That's just politics. Fucking libtard faggot scientists even admitted that they were doing it. It's like a roll of the dice whether they try to make you think you're part african or jew. You should be more concerned about the 85% GB. An user found out what Brit-ish means in hebrew and you ain't gonna like it.

You know this wouldn't be an issue if your entire ideology wasn't based around racialism.

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Then why isn't mine fucked with?

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>Nobody has called this obvious slide
Why are you faggots so fucking retarded?

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23 and me, Benji.

Just because they do it lots of the time doesn't mean they do it all of the time. The fact that they admitted to doing it and falsifying the results in general doesn't seem to point to anything other than their own deviousness. Perhaps you got lucky and actually got correct results, the reality is that people with

>23 and me
why this and not ancestry? I wanted to try this for a long time, not sure which one is "better"

they both do it from what ive read. i used ancestry and was fine.

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What? You do know that European(Ashkenazi) Jewish is just Jewed away European genes, right? That 1% is probably ~0.2%

The fact is that Jews don't really have a genetic make up that is uniquely their own. You could show up as 20% Jewish/Scandi/whatever but have just 1% of either, or none at all. These tests are nowhere near as accurate as people like to imagine them to be. A lot of it is done through approximation and guessing.

23&(You) is better suited for westerners, especially Americans as their genetic testing table is FAR more catered towards that group. Note how they have separate categories for Scots and Anglos, but the entirety of east Europe is just "east European" with no further beakbown trees present.
Don't know about about the rest

Fuck off shitskin

Why do so many of you dumb faggots voluntarily hand over your DNA to Jews?

Hey..i mean ay hol up i got 2.5 % black on mine

No jew tho.

There is far more evidence contesting this theory than supporting it.

Yids belong in the oven.

They can't really use the DNA themselves, just sell it to the establishment and potential employers.

>European Jewish 1%

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We did it by creating pedigrees with mitochondrial DNA. Followed the tree back to the mitochondrial eve which is in Africa. Look it up

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You are 85% neko!

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Whiter than you, Jow Forumshumad

slut

Whore

tranny

Gay

Dad.

Leaf

checked

23andme does that on purpose "to fuck with racists" they said, they are a bunch of kikes and sometimes they'll add jew or nigger dna scores randomly to people