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Suddenly got really warm again edition

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First for suck my donk

Pubes' mum? Fucked her when I was 11.

I invented /Britfeel/'s Feel Street.

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Pubes is doing numbers as we speak.

First for Pubes tossed off a homeless man.

when its pubes birthday? i wish to send him a ouija board

alright wop it out then lad

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Pubes' mum? Licked her arse when I was 13.

Would youse wee faggits stop summoning that aul hoor ahm bangin? Yez are puttin me aff ma stroke ye wee fannies!

I'm gonna flip. FLIP.

Is it really warm for anyone else?

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Shockingly bad start to the thread, continuing on from the last one.

Somewhere in London, I was just wandering around. Lots of tall beautiful rich people around

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No as much as hiz mam duz, wahey!

I invented Nonce Hunting.

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can't get owt done desu

I luv a big, thick and unsubstantial ghost cock up me so I do.

Horrible, but I really don't know why people ask on r9k for fashion advice

Pubes' mum? Sucked her cock.

I am not attending the City vs Lyon game and I likely will not attend any other games

I do not enjoy football and I have chosen to stop trying

New girl at work is just the best, really going to ask her out lads

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britfeel needs a villian and pubes was born to the play the role

Why did you just renew BT then to u cunt? You waste a lot of cash.

Just my mere appearance is enough to turn you all into gibbering idiots. I'll sit with you lads a bit longer before one of my bitches turns up.

Honestly what a beautiful OP image lad.

Nah, pubes is strictly chorus line material in here.

Why can't /shitfeel/ stop talking about me? What kind of number did the bad Preusse do to you?

I'm going to neck myself and fuck Pubes' mum in the arse lads. see you in Valhalla!

Good meme lad tbqh

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Let's bring it back to the night before lads

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We thought about making Pubes a villain at first but he worked to well as a comedic relief

It's quite humid. Maybe something to do with that hurricane

You are the hero we need but not the one we deserve.

I really hate kikenight, if anyone can help me track him down hit me up

I want Namefags to leave. Stop trying to make everything about you, it's embarrassing.

He was a really good performer, very funny. Most of the crowd sang along to every line

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eating chocolate chip digestives from tescos lads
just did a half hour walk just to go and get them

>OH FUCK is that pubesy over there? someone stop him before i shit meself

Invited my nan over for a catch up today, remember to have a chat with your grandparents while they're still with you

Too many fucking people though

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All the threads a stage
And all the anons and trips merely players;
They have their oc and their larps
And one lad in his posts plays many parts

my grandma does my head in, wont be too bothered when she pops her clogs, hopefully ill get some money as well

I then went to somewhere a bit quiter but there were still people on the other side smoking drugs and stuff

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your ancestors would be ashamed

I'm not sure, I guess it's just nice to have a BT TV subscription

And I will still watch football in the background, just hate attending games

cant remember what this image says so I'm posting it again

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I know no one cares but I'm just trying to break up the shitposting

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Might get my second tea, what should I have? Was thinking about rice and peas or maybe noodles and broccoli?

a kebab with naan bread and red chutney

piss off amer

just noticed a new mandela effect in oceans eleven, brad pitt didnt always have a tattoo on the back of his left hand i swear

Anyone else /councilestatecrew/?

I read about the guy with the saxophonist next door. And I compared it to what I had seen growing up here just out the window smoking, you see others smoking, playing on their phones, kids playing football up late, families watching tv, young men leaving their house to see lovers, stab people, sell drugs, maybe even just go for a drive to clear their head, sometimes you heard men beating their girlfriends in halfway houses, or kids arguing, parents crying. Or you would see the police knocking down doors or intervening on domestics. It just made me think about how different peoples lives are and how much poetry there is in day to day lives

It's funny how much better you feel after a cry, lads.

Mix it up, noodles and peas

It's funny how much better you feel after a shit, lads

>After
>Not during
Having a bellyache and then having a shite is like ascending to heaven.

You having a spliff?

lol gay lad

if you dont let out an 'oh fuck' as you hit the climax of your shit are you even shitting?

I don't smoke the weed my friend

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Did you feed the ducks?

Off to cook my salmon, peppers and rice. Got a cracking wank lined up to Angela White after

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you're doing god's work.
Also comfy pictures.

monkeys have such small wangs

I care. Your pictures are nice. Thanks for sharing them with us.

Ah, you just posting pics? Thought you was the lad goes down to a canal for his smoke

Made a cheeky milkshake boys, you jelly?

kikenight, nightanon, which fucking one are you?

Nah, not a fan of ducks and there were signs saying 'Please don't feed the animals.' Some people went mental and broke the rules though

I love all you lads and I love /britfeel/.
I don't know who that his but canal lad sounds comfy

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what you put in it lad

Humans have very large willies relative to our primate and ape cousins

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she's very brave for being so close to those geese.
geese are one of the scariest birds

Not sure if it's either of them. I think it might be the lad that was a bit nervous about going to London for a night to stay in an air bnb on his own, but I could be wrong.

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vanilla ice cream and chocolate milk. Simple but works very well.

If you go to a nude beach, do you have to be nude yourself?

God, I hate geese so much. Nasty little cunts.

i think its optional to be nude of course but most people who go to a nude beach go there with the intention of being able to strip off

Is that lad who bought a ticket to germany for his birthday about? can't remember if it was last sunday or this one coming he said he was leaving

None of the above, but I guess I'm following in their footsteps.

ding ding

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how'd the airbnb trip go?

Yea they were getting quite aggressive with the asian lass. I hate their stupid honking as well

Did everything go alright pal? Looks like you had a nice time and saw some nice sights?

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I find it all sorts of hilarious but they are quite annoying. HONK HONK

You've only gone and thrown in the towel.
Looks like I win.

Much love back at ya famalamadingdong

I hate all those wannabe naturists who go to nude beaches and shit and take loads of pictures for instagram, if you were truly doing it because you don't see nudism as sexual you wouldn't document it and take loads of pictures making everyone else uncomfortable
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Know what I mean?

Looks like you win again, my Lord.

This, undoubtedly.

travelled to Hamburg in an attempt to make my life interesting.

Hostels haven't been as socially awkward as I thought, but I'm anxious in the common areas cos there's loads of German 14 year old zoomers having fun

Other than that I do the same shit as in England, wander around town aimlessly, stress about eating since I'm super picky

Want to go home but don't want to seem like a failure to family and friends since they think I'm going on a super cool adventure for a month. I'm 4 days in.

Maybe Berlin will be better, but I'm dreading being forced to go clubbing by old uni friends I'm meeting there

How do i become a member of your coalition?