22yo 5'7 kv living in a van like pic releated

>22yo 5'7 kv living in a van like pic releated
how pathetic is my life

i get internet from mcdonads btw, and ill fuck a street hooker soon, they are decent, they dont look like drug addicts and are cheaper, im from europe tho

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Soia boia poia loia

I don't believe you. Although given your height a van that big must be roomy

why do you live in a van?

It's not pathetic, it Just lacks money and maybe some friends, but i would love that lifestyle aon

Become a truck drive. It's pretty much the same thing and the majority of company trucks these days are automatics. They also pay for you to get to their training location, food, hotel, and everything

i get 300 from the government, i could rent a room for 200 i guess but i dont really want to live with people
i dont travel at all, i just parked at mcdonalds becuase theres free wifi

I would like to do that from time to time, my dream is to live on a ship, and sail to wherever i feel like, it would be hard as fuck, but it's worth to try

maccies wifi blocks Jow Forums

You can start anytime, your house can move already, also it would be a good idea to have many places to park with free wifi

This could potentially be a very comfortable lifestyle, if you disregard the stink.

Why not drive to the next city? Gas doesn't cost that much.

because i am ugly and short, i would rather stay all day in my van

You can find ways to deal with it, i don't think you can eliminate it but at least reduce it

You can stay all day on your van in diferent places

Exactly. Why not drive to Yosemite and admire El Capitan while shitposting from inside your van.

On second thought it looks from your pic like you're in the UK. Never mind, there's nothing there except post-industrial blight. Maybe drive to France?

Or ireland

where do u pee / poo / shower ?

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Just don't crash it and end up like Terry. Please

honestly user, you're free. good for you.