You there! please help me get free!

free her and take the trailer as payment.

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Throw up on her/him then walk off

run away to never go back there again

Act like I heard or saw nothing and walk away

>spray expanding foam up ass
>relentlessly beat with phonebook

Well, from this perspective, it appears what I do in this scenario is laugh and then keep driving.

DUBS GET

Well first I'd take out my willy which is diamonds at this point and then I'd start flappin it about like an alien creature all around this girls mouth till she gets it slobbery wet. Then I'd smash her tight little ass. I don't say nothing during this entire event. I finish nutting in her mouth and I dip up out of there to my next adventure and NPC.

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Tie her to the car and take her for a ride.

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE, YEAH!!!

>Save you and then go to jail?
>haha no thanks lady!
Remember folks if you live in hamburger land trying to help people is bad and you should only let the authorities help
Too bad they're too busy giving out tickets

What will you do for me if I help you?

Sorry, you're not entitled to my help.

I'd free her and call the police and tell them she needs a blanket or something to cover up. Offer her my jacket in the meantime.

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take her home on the trailer and make her eggs

free her but force her to come with me for a pasta eating contest because I hate red hair holy fuck

Take out my Hissatsu cut the ropes then cut the mattress into a rudimentary poncho for her to wear.

Then I'd go after the creep that did this.

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You know >she's a guy right? You just rescued a TRANSSEXUAL

I do not understand, sirrah. Today, I saved a life. Hie!

Call me sirrah again and you'll be taking that knife to a gun fight with my gun being my 3 inch vertical, capiche?

You foul-smelling ape, I shall no longer tarry your demise. En garde, w-wait, dude why are you taking your dick out?

The first thing I'd do would be a 360 sweep, so that I didn't get an axe in the back of my head as I was helping her.

>"Sure, I'll be right back."
>Buy some rope and tape of my own
>Drive back
>Tape gag her
>Hogtie her
>Put her in my truck
>Drive off

Just kidding.

t. guy with bondage fetish

call the police, give her location and go away

Looks ugly to me so I let her free

*turn 360 degrees and walks away

give her a bowl of eggs of course

>In Jow Forums sexually frustrated fantasy land
Fuck her brains out, take her home, and keep her as a living sexdoll
>In reality
Call the cops and let them handle it

Check my map because I am obviously walking in circles

Untie her and then use the rope to choke whomever tied her up.
Criminally underrated

Nothing because i dont like the pressure of untieing those knots that already look pretty tight.

Get naked then squeeze in between her and the mattress and make love with our bodies rubbing tightly against each other.

That's awfully specific there user. But what would that feel like? Would you be able to see it from the outside? I'm now curious

>you there! please help me get free!

#NoSexNoHelp
#PopcornOverdose

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gib the source fampai

who the hell is moot? I keep on hearing about him but no one will tell me.

Moot is the founder of Jow Forums, but fucked off a few years ago.
Oregnimio

I'd shoot any anons trying to untie my girl

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Who?
Sorry, I'm new

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Damn you're the only person here with any sort of conscience??

creator/original owner of Jow Forums.

>But what would that feel like?
like a ruptured colon

>Would you be able to see it from the outside?
I guess you would see a bunch of blood coming out of her(his) ass

Stone him in the name of allah

Actually help her get free, give her my jacket or coat if I'm wearing one.

"no"
Then walk off, not my problem

360 and dab

Now you're thinking, user.

Ohhhhohohoho. You're making it too easy, now.
>unzips penis one again

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Probably. My thought process is: I'll get caught for raping her, she already saw my face and DNA is gonna be everywhere so I'd rather be the good guy, have alot of gratitude thrown my way, maybe even start dating her idk, I'd probably be interviewed for the news or sth. The reward for being the good guy is just bigger than just having a quick dip

Disgusting that the only thing stopping you raping a girl is that you think you'd get an award.

This is me

This asshole is impersonating me. Fuck off