ITT: First name thread

Ellis
Grayson was the name of a lanklet chad in my school

chup be anirudh

Aloysius
I hate my parents

Noel with dots on the e.
With original taste.

My name is Spring but I was born in the Fall.
haha

Meaning that your parents probably fucked in Spring.

Sean
my parents larp as Irish people even though we're mutts

God damn logic.

Oh, I do not have an original or fancy name so pass.

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It is okay, user. Mine were proud we were Scottish and Irish. Turns out we are German, Most Danish and Norwegian and a hint of Swede but that Swedish person was just some dude. Basically .0001%

Marco

Couln't have a more generic italian name

Jessie, I am a male

Andrue

Based
Based
Based
5.2/10
Pretty shitty for an Indian name, try for a Mohsen next time
Terrible
9.9/10
Based
Dad's name/10
9.1/10
Terrible but classy
4.8/10
Trailer trash/10
Pretty nice name but you're boring/10
A name a woman would love to scream during sex/10
Trailer trash/10

Thomas.

originiaal

Trevor
Originally tho

Jamie, the boy kind

Annabelle.

Before you ask, I'm trans.

Julius
oregano

What're you a fucking train/10
SO BAD
SO BAD
Really wordy sounding and bad, just stick with one or the other. But really, stick with Anna.
BASED BEYOND BELIEF

ow shit im not the only Bartosz here

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Isidore

What makes Jamie so bad?

>Thomas the train joke

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

never heard that before you original jokester

Anonilus. I dislike my name because of how the internet uses my nickname that ive had my entire childhood. When i meet people they get confused so i usually go by my middle names antonio or alejandro. Makes things easier. Stupid basque spic name long as fuck and hyphenated. Wish i had a normal name like george or michael. Simple name.

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czesc bracia bartoszowie, jak czujecie sie z tym ze rodzice was nie kochaja bo dali nam takie imiona?

Jamie

Just look at it

Rae-kun

You can let it out, user, we're here for you.

Natalya be me

Nice name, I like it

>Dylan

It's basically my country's version of John. Really average, don't really like it.
Good robot name, where's Eric?

Hot trap
Prostitute/10
Douche I hated in highschool/10
Well what is it you fag? One man's John is another man's Johan.

My first name is Joni

I think its an okay name

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Sammy

i hate my name because people always think my full name is Samantha

Richard.
No one's gonna respond to this are they.

sup Dick

what a cool name

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It really isn't.
It sounds dumb.

Julian

it's pronounced "Yulian" in my native language

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Hot if I was gay and wanted to fuck you. Fag.
So, so gay.
Name of a dick.
Gay.

>Name of a dick.
Yeah I know.
Good thing I'm not from an English speaking country.

qifsha

Chesley
ori

My name is Nate

Abracham

Helmut
originally

Fabio.
Here in Italy it sounds common.

wait, you have 2 first names? are there two of you? Anyway, I like both of those names. 7/10

that's rad as hell, man

Fabio is a hot name.
8.7 out of 10

Earnest, and one of my middle names is Endeavour.

The name's Axel, got it memorized?

thx, mate. i wish my name reflected my personality.

wtf this is the first time I hear that.
well... huh... thanks, I guess

I bet you have a sick hairdo

maybe you'll grow into it, user.

Michael
>there are people out there with that name but spelled ea
What the fuck

Obvious trolling. Right?
RIGHT??

Lev. transales as lion

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I wish. My other middle name is James, after James Cook and his ship, HMS Endeavour.

Christopher. Met like four other Christophers in HS alone, so I guess it's pretty normal.

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Kaloyan. Pretty weird for foreigners.

5/10
basic as all hell

Chuompa nigerdix
No, seriously.

how the hell do you even pronounce this? I'm assuming like "balloon" but with a K?

Good tier good names. I like. May name my son a Roman name.

Meh tier shit names. Change them.

Holy fucking kek. Sudoku may be the only option.

>First name thread
I am Patrick

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fuck you. my name is godlike. the name of emperors and shit

that's my middle name, my first name is Alex

fuck I'm getting so close to matching this. how do I save myself before it's too late?

May your name protect your skull.

>alex patrick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA holy shit my sides. your parents hate you

Nice middle name Alex.

My name is Ethan
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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This is a masterpiece.
I want to meet your parents.

>Rasmus
Would draft #1 overall/10

Ameer
>Pakidad: Should we give our son an Englsish name since he's English?
>Westernmum: NO! Make it E X O T I C!
>Pakidad: OK... How about something classy like Amir?
>Westernmum: YES! Let's fill out the form also I can't spell for shit.
Kill me. Please.

>Ameer
>can't spell for shit
that fucking sucks dude

Avery
>Mom wanted a girl or someshit

->Wolf
Got called Wolfman a lot growing up. Was aight.

...but... is it a translation from your native language, or instead are you and your parents English speaking? Bc the latter indeed is eery

fuck you and your cool name. I'd kill to be called wolf. you're a walking meme and you didn't even have to work for it. I bet you get laid like crazy. fuck you

Sura

Maria...
I am a guy. They forgot the final "n" in my name in the birth certificate and my parents called it fate and let it go.

David
And I like my name

I'd rather it didn't.

my parents did not name me my fucking cousin did.

>have curry parents
>cousin names me for some reason
>when you search my name you get Russian results

wtf?

Jacob

How original

Amber!

Originally

Kinda boring

I think David is a classy, Dad name