let's have a thread where we ask the opposite gender anything. give your honest answers
robots, why do you always give such terse answers and then never ask anything back despite being the one who wanted to talk? i personally don't mind leading the conversation but it makes me feel like i'm bothering you with an interview.
I don't fucking do this, I'm a desperate cunt and actually fucking push myself to get girls. I do literally all the talking; if you're a robot and you do this then you're not a robot. You're a failure.
Because I'm very bad at socialising
Really? I feel like this happens whenever I try to talk to females on this board.
I actually end up having to lead conversation more often then not
femanons, do any of you ever pee standing up?
and are there any femanons with a pee fetish?
>this terse answer
yes i understand that we are all bad at socializing here but if you go through a big enough hoop to the point where you are interacting with a female then why not put some effort into it? because otherwise inevitably a bond can't be formed and you will feel even more socially inept and rejected than before. i'm sure everyone who does this is aware that this will happen so why? is it an emotional masochism thing
>why not put some effort into it?
I don't know how
>do any of you ever pee standing up?
Sometimes, if I'm using a public toilet and it's really gross, I don't sit. Otherwise I just put some toilet paper on the seat.
>and are there any femanons with a pee fetish?
Not me personally, no. There probably are some.
I meant pee standing similar to a guy, not high squat over a toilet.
And I haven't found any yet.
>femanons, do any of you ever pee standing up?
No. Too much room for error.
>and are there any femanons with a pee fetish?
Probably somewhere. Not here, though, sir.
also robots: why do some of you open up a request for nudes. taking, sending, and asking for nudes is degenerate and why do you think girls will give you them as soon as you ask? has that ever worked before?
Personally, it's precisely BECAUSE it seems like an interview. The questions often seem both very personal and very irrelevant. Where am I from? How tall am I? Where do I work? What are you trying to fucking dox me or something? How do I extend the conversation from there? I can't do it! Maybe I get lucky and think of a segway into an actual conversation topic, but then it has to be something the chick actually cares about, or you do the same tense answer thing back and I know it's all over.
Obviously one needs to establish some common ground in order to have good conversations, but I'm not the sort of Chad that knows how to make that social jump with things like "where did you go to school" to work with
you don't even pee standing in the shower or outside or something? i thought all girls try this.
>pee fetish user again
hi
is a guy with depression generally unattractive to you?
I like to keep my shower clean. And
>outside
>implying we go outside
Where do you think you are?
no, i like them a lot but i personally am not capable of dealing with another depressed person. if we dated it would end up in a suicide pact
Hi, are you the femanon from that chat thing?
No, then. Definitely not. It's very hard to without a dick, you can't really aim that easily.
>you don't even pee standing in the shower or outside or something?
I just get piss all over my legs. I don't get the point.
No. I actually find them extremely cute but I know I shouldn't date them because I'm not mentally stable enough.
yeah i guess that's reasonable.
can you explain why its attractive to you? ive had gf's before that liked me because of it but they always leave me after a while. is it like a fixer up type thing they just get tired of?
Why won't you just talk to me?
Robots, what car do you drive? I personally drive an Audi A6 and Lexus RX.
Also does soap going down your peehole burn? (It does for me)
It takes too much effort and commitment with too little reward for me. I'm sorry, user.
100% yes on that second thing
but it doesn't happen very often
i suppose it's the same reason why boys might find depressed girls attractive. i like boys who are vulnerable in general, it makes me want to nurture and tease them. in my mind, i can be the one to offer them some sort of happiness. i've never had a relationship but i imagine they leave you because there's too much pressure dealing with you to keep you not depressed. also depressed people tend to be boring and all they do is spread negativity
I can speak for myself.
Part of it surely is about my "fixer" complex - I genuinely love taking care of others and being helpful, and it is a great way to avoid thinking about my personal problems.
I also find that men who develop depression and such things often tend to just be better than most men personality wise. They're often really intelligent, sensitive, thoughtful. We can relate on things more. They're more vulnerable, so it's a lot easier to connect with them emotionally. Talking to a man who experiences the same things I do is a lot easier than explaining them to a normie who never struggled a day in his life.
Then I shouldn't date a person with depression because I get annoyed when I see the things I hate about myself in them - the inability to react, the self-loathing, the victim complex, the fact that they use their mental state as an excuse to not to anything useful with themselves.
Most people here who message people offsite are boring, I want to talk to the autistic shitposters but they are smart enough to know e-relationships don't work
Because I usually don't have anything to say and would rather not say "yeah" 10 times so you think I'm not paying attention, or be forced to try to respond when my mind is blank and say nonsense.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
Most of the people I've talked to off 4chans are idiots.
I literally can think of 5 people who I enjoyed talking to.
I really miss one of them to be honest. I hope he didn't kill himself.
this is why forming relationships through the internet is impossible for me. in real life i would be okay with sitting in silence together but you can't do that when you can't physically feel the other person's presence
>leave contact, only messages are:
>underage kids, always ends up with them asking for nudes or me helping them with their schoolwork
>gay guys who hate women and message me just to say this
>people who message just once to see if the contact was real
>people who ghost after two or three messages
Because i'm afraid to ask or say anything that might scare people off. I'm really lonely so i don't want that.
I don't want an e-relationship. I was trying to find someone to email back and forth. Proper, well written out letters, maybe once a week or so. I wouldn't be against sending actual correspondence, in principle, but that would remove the anonimity.
alright, guess i hadnt really thought about a lot of the stuff you guys said. thanks
>Also does soap going down your peehole burn
Oh yes.
did you miss that window where i made threads daily about wanting a snail mail penpal
Probably. I come to r9k sporadically, with weeks or months inbetween.
No you'd just get piss all over your legs but I've lamented my inability.
My friend's weird aunt used to keep a water bottle specifically for her bf to piss in when he came over and she'd just casually drink it in front of us. So yeah I'd say so.
Only if he's wallowing in it and not trying to escape. I started taking antidepressants and exercising. If his life is that trashed he at least has to give it a try with me.
Fyi though I've heard a lot of girls turn "My boyfriend is suffering from a chemical imbalance" into "I am inadequate." and I've watched their relationship crash and burn because she won't stop projecting her insecurities and he won't open up to her.
>My friend's weird aunt used to keep a water bottle specifically for her bf to piss in when he came over and she'd just casually drink it in front of us. So yeah I'd say so.
what the fuck
how do you get soap in your peehole? you aren't supposed to use soap in your pussy and the peehole points down anyway.
By masturbating while soaping up
I do sometimes. If the public toilet is fucking filthy id do some weird standing squat so i dont touch the toilet seat
I would like to pat you on the head and then never ghost you
Femanons, is it commonplace for women to stay friends with ex-lovers?
I recently had a threesome and lost my virginity to my two female friends. I was completely blacked out on drugs and alcohol, and they were both slightly drunk, but I don't want to lose them as friends. Especially since we're in a band together. They both seemed to think it was kind of funny, but I'm scared that it's going to ruin our friendship.
I learned to not do that when I was 13 for that reason.
I'm a guy and I've pretty much the same experience, except it would be more like two-three days. I'd end up carrying the conversation every time. Can't be mad tho, I imagine they're talking to a dozen people or so at the same time.
Its no common at all. Its rare. Sorry to tell ya this bud. Hopefully all goes in your favour.
You will ruin your friendship. If it was no big deal then you need to act like it or they will sense that something changed in the way you interact with them
how big was his cock R?
I always ask for nudes eventually, it's normal. I'm sure you send them if you like the guy too.
>I always ask for nudes eventually, it's normal
no it's not
>I'm sure you send them if you like the guy too
wouldn't take nudes for my husband even if i were married
If a girl rest her head on your shoulder, does it mean she's interested in you or simply that she's comfortable around you?
nudes aren't just pics of pussy femanon.
besides I'm sure you have asked guys to send you pics of their cocks.
same shit, even more degenerate since they weren't your husband.
Both. I have a guy friend who is friends with pretty much most of the girls in my grade and they always do this. More like out of friendship if anything. But depends on the mood
>taking selfies at all
i'm too autistic to understand the point of this
>asked guys to send you pics of their cocks
stop it you're giving me a heart attack
Fembots what is your favourite video game?
Ah ok. I mean I've only known this girl since college classes started five weeks ago but we've gotten along. Shes been getting more touchy lately though like having her arm touchy mine and not moving it, the head rest stuff, and complimenting my clothing. I just dont know how to interpret it shes pretty outgoing so I wonder if that's just the way she is.
Cant say i have one. Im a huge nintendo fag so games like botw and splatoon appeal to me. But i think my fav game would probably be tekken 6. Its nostalgic to me.
Check if shes touchy with other people. I do that with alot of my friends so they dont get mixed signals. So just stay out and study her behavioural patterns and how she acts with her other friends
you aren't ready for the internet I don't think
i feel like i'm the only person on this board who doesn't play video games but i guess yn or maybe saya no uta. i used to translate visual novels for some pocket change
>don't want to see random people naked
>welp ye shouldn't be on the internet then hehe
The absolute state of people. Fuck me.
i'm optimistic my pure bf is out there somewhere. if not in this world then in the 2 dimensional one
Fembots - do you like getting your ass eaten? Do you do ass to mouth?
What sorta shit do I need to say to keep a message conversation going? Asking standard questions always leads to them just not replying
>What are you trying to fucking dox me or something?
In my experience, yes, that's exactly what they're doing.
>talk with robot for a few hours
>gives me his full name and address
maybe this is just the way to go
the reason they obsess and compile informatiuon on you is because you're secretive about it
I pee sitting down like a fucking lady and pee fetish is gross desu
depression wouldn't be unattractive cause i have that shit myself, so i feel like i'd be able to help or offer comfort maybe to user with depression.
i really like calm simulators such as animal crossing, stardew valley, or harvest moon mainly cause
>escapism
Robots, if given the chance to live the high life{rich, model sluts, 5 star living and food,etc} OR be with your soulmate but be low middle class/poor which would you pick?
do they really ask you how tall you are. i don't ask about how they look like because it's not the first thing i think about but asking where you're from is normal. i'm sure there are people here that give up talking as soon as they find out they're halfway across the globe since normally people intend to meet up
Nah, nigger, that's definitelly not normal.
>talking to someone
>tells me first and last name unprovoked
>links her parents house on google street
>"haha you know my name and where I live, now you have to tell me yours"
>mfw
Nuh-uh, hoe. Actually freaked me the fuck out, because it turns out we lived like an ours distance by car from eachother.
robots, how would you make dating a hikki neet girl work? would you even want to?
Gonna have to go with that second option
that reminds me, i used to draw porn commissions and someone who wanted to commission a whole bunch of hardcore gay bdsm stuff turned out to be someone i knew in real life. i had his full name and address from the invoice. he also happened to live on the same street as me. it was very surreal and weird when i realized he writes his messages the same way he talks in real life. talk about a coincidence
I would keep it online forever and maybe meet up in a couple years but probably not
if we both understood what we want out of it and what we should expect then yes, it sounds ideal even
user can you explain what you personally expect out of it?
different user: unlimited lewding
no, i can't pee standing
i like squirting porn which is kinda pee
no
trim your pubes to look like moon man and post pics
the winner gets nothing
that sounds difficult
somebody in a relatable situation to talk to and share things about myself and get to know, converse, just generally do things together and get reliably close with. Doubt I could ever meet up with them
>do they really ask you how tall you are
Yes.
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how can you not pee standing? everyone can.
squirting is hot tho
i can't pee standing because it drips down my thighs.
open your lips then, or push your hips out
>femanons, do any of you ever pee standing up?
I have a gogirl, peeing standing up is truly 10/10
>are there any femanons with a pee fetish?
I don't think watersports is too uncommon of a fetish. Or I'm just degenerate beyond recovery
Nah, as long as they're willing to receive help I actually think it's pretty cute. I don't think there's anything better than a relationship where you grow together as people and support each other.
She could just be an affectionate person, but if not then she just might be interested in you user. There's a lot of factors that you have to consider though.
I don't want to be a hateful person femanons. I'm not that kind of person. I know I only see the worst of women on this board, in those women hate threads, I know it makes me biased. I want to believe that women are not like that. But its so hard. It makes me sad. Im so lonely. I see normalfaggot couples and all I think is how the girl trusts and admires the guy enough to be his gf. And all I can think about is that I'll never be that guy to anyone. I see here hopefully cherrypicked examples, screencaps, news of women being awful people in general and it makes me very angry. I come across some women irl ,the exact copy of the women posted here: vain, shallow,narcissistic, hedonistic and selfish.I try to ignore them. other owmen are just average people, I try to do right by them. they do nothing wrong to me, just regular coworker/client interactions. I don't want a gf, I don't desire it anymore but that feeling of not being the subject of someone's affection creeps up sometimes .
I know a few guys completely broken husk of men beause of their cheating/whorish girlfriends. It makes me very upset. Why is it all like this it only reinforces my hate. Please let me out of this
Yes. My ex fell into a depression. I tried to get him help but he refused. He wasn't getting better and lost his job so I had to break things off.
I'm 6'0" but usually wear 3 inch heels. Why do short guys keep hitting on me? It's so awkward when they try to get my attention, I turn around, then have to look down at them. Like stick to your own size
If you're too anxious your mind will just shut down and you won't be able to think of anything more than short answers. You need to relax to be able to put in more effort, but because your body sees the situation as 'dangerous' it will release the appropriate hormones and make it near impossible to relax. There are workarounds but it's just really counterintuitive.
Some men like tall girls, all men like beautiful girls regardless of their own or the girl's height.
If its awkward for you to look down to them, imagine how awkward it would be for them to look up to a beautiful girl such as yourself. Please be considerate of their feelings as well, it requires a lot of courage to get a girl's attention.
Ultimately you can always turn them down right ? Why act like they did some heinous crime trying to get your attention ? you must be beautiful if men shorter than you try to talk to you, please don't ruin it with a rude persona. Good luck, i hope you find your dream guy your own size some day
Why you gotta wear heels like that though
>be 5'2
>still want bf shorter than me
I like towering over people. It makes me feel more powerful
Would you be okay with a bf who is 5'7?!
Where are you located?
>you're not a robot. You're a failure.
It's not the same thing?
100% the soulmate for me, I think most people would rather have some sort of meaning in their life through another person rather than a life of hedonism and materialism. although I might be wrong because I personally like the idea of living a life of struggle vs a life of relative comfort
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