If you could have one unconventional superpower, what would it be?

Ability to make things larger and smaller

including peolpe

Electromagnetic manipulation, sort of like my boy Magneto

how about turning invisible but only when i feel invisible?

The ability to materialize dinosaurs from thin air.

Damn, dude, I know that feel.

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Ability to mimic/look like other beings; to transform into someone I have touched before (I guess I need to put a limit on myself to nerf that a bit)

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>The ability to change my gender at will
This shit would be so fun to fuck with peoples heads and it might be usefull.

being able to sleep at any time for any amount of time.
Have an extra 20 minutes before a meeting? BAM an exactly 20 minute nap. Waiting for a bus? Make a couple 2 minute long naps.
You could fit like 3 hours just from all the small downtime of your day, so you could have a lot less nightly sleep. All those short brakes get collapsed into useful awake time at night.

so by unconventional so you mean small and useless or just one people don't say that often no matter how overpowered it is? Cause I choose organic manipulation, aka infection body morphology, aka slime body morphology.

You are my favorite user. I shall remember you always.

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To make any poster on this site of my choice have unbearable anal pain.

The ability to manipulate flesh into my own army, This means I could turn any human or animal into an abomination ready to follow my command

The power to summon bugs, not control them just summon them. Imagine having fire ants bite people's asshole.

yeah I want either this, or better the ability to not need sleep/feel drowsy at all.

The ability to spawn anything from my body through my skin.
So food, electronics, et cetera.
But the catch is that everything I spawn's weight is taken from my weight.
So if I spawn something that's 2 kg I lose to 2kg.
With food it'd be the calorie intake I guess. That'd be nice.

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second posto best post!!

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>get to be a talking cat

>tfw you will never get to sit on top of a construction zone peering off at the setting sun eating a rat

you should read Worm

The ability to instantly cum

The power to kill one thing in a given area. I would use it to kill termites and carpenter ants and cockroaches, maybe even mold?

I could have the best bug-killing business in the world. Fuck a terimix, just call me.

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Super Plagiarism. The ability to take an idea or work of art and flawlessly recreate it passing it off as my own while erasing knowledge of the original.

That's such a weird supervillain power. I want to know how you would be stopped.

Being able to persuade people to give me a job

The ability to switch places with people being raped/tortured to

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Well shapeshifting would be cool, but that's kind of a normie thing. I guess vampire powers would be cool without all the sunlight turning you to dust and having to drink blood

The power to shoot out pee with such high pressure that it can cut through metal. Obviously through my penis, and I'd like to be able to control it so I don't have to get a new toilet after every time I pee. But just imagine. some cunt tries to mug me, I cut his gun and his hand of with my super urine, shot straight through my pants. Even better if I could have a super bladder that can hold multiple gallons of urine at a time somehow.

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probably by some paranormal-investigator type hero who digs up a bunch of clues in old books and archives and shit, and gets tantalizing puzzle pieces from mysterious people on forgotten old internet forums that El Plagiarismo overlooked.

>the ability to conjure up a massive black cock anywhere and anytime
i would kill to obtain this power

>the ability to become to become extremly charismatic at any time

> Be me
> Can manipulate flesh in to fucked up abominations
> Lightbulbmoment.jpg
> Go to local supermarket
> Enter meat section
> Use my powers to meld all the raw meat together to make my very own meat golem
> Scream "I am the meatmancer! Hear me roar!"
> Command meat golem to devour everyone in the building
> Go to tannoy system and state " I am the Meatmancer of Walmart REEEEEEEEE!"
> Remember I'm a vegan and kill myself
> Meat golem is still alive and devours all flesh and takes over the world

And that's how I lost my virginity

the abillity to put a switch on anything, for example:
>annoying coworker
>put switch on him
>turn off

>rain
>put switch
>turn off

>roastie
>put switch called "sex drive toward me"
>turn on

>be me
>put a switch on me called god mode
>turn on

take the /lit/ pill dummy

Ability to speed up the evolution of any organism I want. Imagine getting a regular old pet store frog, turn on evolution mode, and have its offspring be giant 2 pound predatory frogs that eat rats in under a decade. I'd make millions.

i wouldn't mind the power to have read a book just by touching it id go to the best library in the country and come out the smartest man in the world after that profit

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One I've wanted since childhood - the ability to find whatever I'm looking for

The power to allow myself to feel the effect of any drug I desire at any intensity with no negative, or addiction. I could also combine specific effects like alcohol's confidence and the easy going nature of mushrooms, for example.

I want to be able to create and travel to different universes

pretty creative desu

Spawn a copy of Mia Khalifa whenever and wherever I want ready to fuck

Make the normans pay for they're transgressions.

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>Mia Khalifa
Shit fucking taste, user. Seriously, awful.

Better yet, why not try your luck for your own power?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Pyrokinesis my dudes.

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The power to advance Jewish people and then smell good

Travel through realities and time. Thats what I need

You forgot about altering the state of the shit user

I would say shape shifting - for obvious reasons - but if that's still too normie I want the power to make people dizzy at once. Really dizzy, so that they fall on their ass like an idiot. It would be funny.

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The power to remove things from my body painlessly/without harm and have them disappear

Applications: removing fat, acne, cancer, feces, urine, body hair, trim nails etc

The power to set up a scenario for my dreams. Dreams dont function on the same time as reality, so I would create a whole lifetime for me to live in 8 hours. That would probably drive me crazy after a week but itd be pretty cool.

Is it really that weird? It's not that different from time traveling thiefs which are a pretty common archetype. The only difference is it's more conceptual and limited in time frame to the fairly immediate past since erasing knowledge of something too far back would unpredictably alter the present.

I've fantasized about this exact thing countless times. I want to be an artist, composer, and writer, but I'm too unmotivated to even get out of bed. I wish I could write a masterpiece that would move people, but I suppose I'm just going to have to make due with daydreaming about it.

The power to give other people superpowers but only as long as I allow it

Chocolate fountain out my ass
youtube.com/watch?v=g1OLAKz1whs

I would like to be able to manipulate emotions and thoughts. Preferably being able to switch to a global scale as well.
I just want people to be happy to see me and not think I'm gross.
And I want criminals to feel guilt and remorse, and regret their actions.
I just want to make humanity humane.

Don't worry huskyposter, just think on the future

You just watched that episode of a Party Cast as well?

The ability to unlock any door telepathically

The ability to make anyone lose their abilities/skills from any distance and this power can be used over the internet as long as I see anything they have ever posted.
Guess what happens next nerds.

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Everyone within a 30 meter radius of me is deaf and blind until they get out of range.

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The power to be happy.

Anything I write in blue ink and underline in red ink becomes reality in exactly the way I intend it to.

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Not that unconventional, but not a common answer, I'd go with telekinesis

You get flying, strength, control, and so much more out of it than just moving things

The power to make my farts smell really damn good

>Complete control over probability and causality
You would essentially be god.
>Body does not require oxygen/Breathing to function
You would have functionally unlimited endurance.
>Selective intangibility: Can make parts of yourself or your entire body intangible, can extend this to anything you touch.
Another one that would make you essentially unstoppable.
>Personal Vault: can transport anything you touch into an interdimensional vault with infinite storage, can summon contents with a thought.
Stolen from a CYOA but this would be fucking awesome.

Anything I hold in my left hand, I can then fire infinite copies of the same object from my right at speeds ranging from a light toss to bullet speed.
I would be like a human machine gun, but with bricks.

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Ability to organize and focus
That way I would stop procrastinating

The ability to create portals anywhere I want by placing portal markers. I can place the portal markers by just looking at a location on a photo or a map, I can also place markers for portals around me without looking by just think about where I want it around me. The portals can be made invisible or only passable by me, portals can also lead into empty dimensions where my will rules, and portal creation can be instant or timed if I want them to be. I must make 2 portal openings, one enter the other exit, you can make both portals both enter and exit. Portals when made impassable, can be walked through, that is to say they are not walls. Portals can be shaped in any way.

These are great defence mechanisms actually, you'd never be in danger. I'd pick something similar, like the ability to make someone instantly age 50 years (and the ability to change it back because I'm not a fuckin asshole).

>be immune to sickness including common colds

Probs the power to resize stuff
>Orders small fries
>big fucking fries
>hand to big to fit into that hole?
>small hand baby
>Small dick?
>keep it the same size because dick size doesn't it's how you use it

And think of the inflation/expansion porn you could sell

I want to either be a werebere wereelephant
or a vampire lord like from skyrim

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Make people feel like me and make them know that's how I feel

The ability to acquire any skill instantly just through sheer willpower

I think we already have the power of making people feel sorry for us.

Vastly improved sense of smell, like more sensitive than a dog's.

I think I'd learn a lot more about people.

The ability to transform into a likable human being

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Reality warping. Do literally whatever I want.

Ah you mean reality warping with the limitation of no normal super powers like
>Flying
>X-Ray vision
>Super strength
>Lasers

Power to pause and unpause time, or to see 10 minutes into the future at any given time

The ability to take fictional depictions and bring them into reality, so long as they were physically drawn and not photographed. I will make everyone's waifu become a reality.

Not getting a dirty ass after shitting.

The superpower I would have is the ability to instantly be 100% clean as though I just stepped out of the shower and brushed my teeth.
>take a wet sloppy shit. No wiping- just instaclean
>hot as fuck day and sweating like a pig. Just instaclean regularly throughout the day
>etc

Way to copy me, loser. get your own OC.

This one sounds good but I think it needs a limitation because otherwise it is pretty much the ability to have vast unlimited knowledge. Maybe if it's limited to 3 ~ 5 books a day it would be more balanced. Also, does it only apply to physical books? What about ebooks or audiobooks? That would be interesting.

No copy
Hivemind maybe.

I never scrolled down from the OP when I posted

Unoriginal idea to begin with, you both just posted around the same time

thats not unconventional at all!

for me its knowing exactly who farted just by the smell

The ability to retreat into a space where time does not pass (sort of like the hyperbolic time chamber in DBZ but without going insane after a few months while inside), while virtually no time passes in our reality during my "absence".
One of the most practical powers to have.

I think about coming up with weird shit for super powers all the time, sort of how JoJo's Stands and BnHA's quirks tend to be highly specific. Ive come up with a lot of shit, but my two favorites are as follows:

1. The ability to make stuff stick to the skin, and slide around with absolutely no friction, as well as choosing whether or not something stuck is fixed to a particular point, or can slide around freely. I can imagine it being used to move at insane speeds by sliding on the ground and having the soles of the feet be frictionless while toes can be used to accelerate. Could also spiderman up walls, hide objects like razor blades on the person and launch them, etc. Could even be used on fluids like water and air, with applications for that being an entirely different conversation.

2. Limb extension. Each segment of the limbs i.e. upper arms, forearms, thighs, calves, each bone in the fingers and toes, and also each segment of the spine/torso that doesn't comprise the ribs can be extended up to 300 times its normal length. They'd be able to extend and retract as fast as the user likes, with max speed/force growing with practice and regular exercise of the ability. Some applications I can think of are very accurate punches from very long distances, as well as redirecting them by just bending the limb and extending that portion onwards, scaling buildings by basically just reaching, jumping really high, fingerguns, gatling punches, etc.

The second one is the one I would want to have. It feels like it would be useful.