Order pizza

>order pizza
>35 minutes of anxiety as I figure out how I'm going to interact with the pizza guy

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I take off my glasses and make my vision as blurry as possible so I can barely see him. It relieves a lot of anxiety. Sometimes I wish I was blind.

Why don't you pick it up? That's much less awkward and you don't have to tip.

>order pizza
>delivery guy is here
>panic and anxiety kicks in
>struggle to open the door for him for like 30 seconds because the lock decided to be fucked up
>finally open the door
>drop all my money on the ground and have to pick it up
>mutter out a quiet "hi", act like a sperg
>hand him the money with my hand visibly shaking
>already want this to be over so I can finally go back inside and cry
I will never do it again

>order pizza
>try and go back to vermintide but all I can think of is "the order is placed now, someone is for sure going to come to the door eventually"
>as the time draws closer my palms start to sweat and I can no longer concentrate on even sitting at the computer
>for the last 10 minutes or so I pace around my room and peek out the front windows, making sure I hide behind the frame in case someone sees me
>I continue to do this until pizza guy shows up
>when he arrives, no eye contact, head down, can hear the blood rushing in my ears
>do the delivery as quickly as possible and feel waves of relief wash over me when the door is closed

I know that feel, OP. Ordering pizza is an emotional roller coaster

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>order pizza for set time
>stand around and look out for it 10mins before its due
>see him pull up
>wait and count 20 seconds after he rings the doorbell so he doesn't know I've been behind the front door this whole time

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Where does a husky come into play?

Why don't you just leave a note stick'd to the door and leave the money under the doormat?

This is so smart, stealing your technique. I'm blind as a bat without mine, can't even see facial expressions, perfect solution

>instructions for driver
>"BRING ME A HUSKY PLEASEEE!!"

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Does anyone ever think about how it seems so cute to imagine the anime girl being posted behaving this way, but then remember its actually disgusting dudes with mental problems that are doing the posting

>doorbell rings
>look out the window to see who it is
>UPS guy
>immediately panic and dread going out there to talk to him

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>vermintide
My nigga. I hope you play something other than elf

>pizza user:hey user is $15 how much do you want to tip
>me:ok dude take $20... stay there while the pizza user look at me ...
>pizza user:ok so .. do you want to tip me $5...?
----....anxiety intesifies......-------
>me:no dude i dont tip give me my $5.
>pizza user:ok sir ...Thank you soooo much.
>me:bye
>pizza user:bye.

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This.
I havent ordered a pizza for delivery in years

I only ordered a pizza one time in my life and I tipped the delivery guy $20 by accident

I play zealot and ironbreaker mostly. Its pretty cozy running around bring practically invincible.

>haha look at me I'm not a loser like THEM
gotta be a yikes from me bro

I'm just as much of a gross loser, I just don't hide behind pictures of cute anime girls when I talk about it

I tell mommy I'll pay for the food if she opens the door and talks to the pizza guy. Absolutely worth it

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