Soylent Drinker vs Soyboy

I saw some thread yesterday about how drinking Soylent makes you weak and unable to even unscrew the cap without damage to yourself or to the bottle sleeve or without the aid of a tool. I am here to prove that you can drink Soylent and retain strength.

The trick is to treat Soylent as a meal compliment (i.e. w/ breakfast), and not use it as a meal replacement, especially not a replacement for every meal in the day.

If there are any other Soylent drinkers on this bird, please share your experiences. I have been drinking Soylent every weekday for the past 4 months and feel better than ever.

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green
youtu.be/QnR3bNBna3Q
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3074428/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck off viral marketing fag

Jow Forums BTFO by based soylent drinker

soyfag

And there you have it

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*Claps in American*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

impotency in a bottle

Other angle to show no stress around the neck of the sleeve
Not shilling a product, just defending it against the weak losers who think you can replace every meal with this drink and don’t work out to fight any consequence of estrogen in your breakfast

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>not posting webm
You used a bottle opener you cheating fuck

>buy our product!

enjoy your estrogen faggot

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>T.chad soylent drinker

Fuck off viral marketing fag

Who opened the bottle or you?

looks like liquid estrogen to me

Isn't this shit just Ensure with trendy branding? Are you geriatric or something?

I know my phone can’t play .webm, but can I make them on it (iPhone)?
Tell me what harm you see on this label. Literally a great nutritional start to your day

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If I drink that, because of its strogens levels, it will stop my baldness? Real question here, I have huge testosterone levels.

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>99% of soy is GMO
>soyboys chug that radioactive shit by the gallon

>bandages from daily lid removal

I quit eating everything that contains soy in it
Also fuck off OP you little numale cuck

>Trans fat

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TL;dr nobody cares that you like to watch other dudes fuck your wife soyboy

It says zero you illiterate.

youtu.be/QnR3bNBna3Q

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Are those bandaids? Did you fucking hurt yourself unscrewing the lid Mr. Soyboy?

>one bottle is a third of your daily fat
Disgusting

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Why do you have plasters on two fingers? Is soylent making your skin delicate and feminine?

You lose hair everytime you wank to degenerate porn, Pedro

>believing the dietary fat lies

What type of fat does it have then? Fucking corn oil?

THE MEME IS REAL!!!!!!!!
FUCKING BANDAIDS.
BAAAHHHH OHHH NONONONONONOOOOONO.

>I have been drinking Soylent every weekday for the past 4 months
Why?

You fucking Retard it’s not the soy making you feel better, it’s the iodine .

what level are you
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>getting all your evidence for your lifestyle from youtube videos

Still waiting on that proof...

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My fridge with my estrogen injection bottle on the top door self

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>took 3 minutes to open a drink
Yeah guy soy ain't so bad

>9g added sugar
gross m8. the fructose jew is the final red pill

>drinks unfermented soy
>has sterile sons with micro penis and tits
>and daughters that hit puberty at 7
at least you drank soy for some reason

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3074428/

>Ensure
>Water, Corn Maltodextrin, Sugar, Milk Protein Concentrate, Canola Oil, Soy Protein Isolate, Cocoa Powder (Processed with Alkali), Corn Oil. Less than 0.5% of: Nonfat Milk, Magnesium Phosphate, Potassium Citrate, Cellulose Gel, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Calcium Carbonate, Salt, Calcium Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Choline Chloride, Ascorbic Acid, Potassium Chloride, Cellulose Gum, Monoglycerides, Soy Lecithin, Carrageenan, Potassium Hydroxide, Turmeric, Liquid Sucralose, Ferrous Sulfate, Zinc Sulfate, Acesulfame Potassium, dl-Alpha-Tocopheryl Acetate, Niacinamide, Calcium Pantothenate, Copper Sulfate, Manganese Sulfate, Chromium Chloride, Red 3, Thiamine Chloride Hydrochloride, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Vitamin A Palmitate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid, Biotin, Sodium Selenate, Potassium Iodide, Sodium Molybdate, Phylloquinone, Vitamin B12, and Vitamin D3.
They’re not too dissimilar. But I’m not geriatric, just busy and rushed in the morning so it suits my lifestyle and makes me seem “food forward” in front of my colleagues (social bonus). I always have a substantial lunch and a home cooked dinner (on weekdays), so I’d say I’m balanced.
I really have no idea, sorry. I haven’t. I can say that in 4 months I haven’t experienced gynecomqstia.
Fear of all GMOs is dumb. Do research, eat responsibly.
Bandages covering warts on fingers. Warts gained from risky behavior with slut in a bar.
Fuck off, weakling. Trace amounts of soy in a diet are literally harmless, especially if you work out to overcompensate for negligible soy intake.
1) Not married, 2) Have been cheated on and have cheated (in separate relationships), so not sure if it cancels out, 3) have been a bull to a literal cuck fetishist’s wife

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What's the red one taste like? Cherry?

Show bobs and vagene

...do you keep your weed in the fridge?

that triggers me way more than any of the meme shit

why do you drink processed junk?
also post body photo

>Warts gained from risky behavior with slut in a bar.
Yeah, no.

>3) have been a bull to a literal cuck fetishist’s wife
that's how you got the warts you homo

Fucking lol

strong soyboy cope right here

>literally a great nutritional
>a great nutritional

>not drinking water, milk, beer or coffee

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the only acceptable form of soylent is soylent green

Ensure is made with soy. The last time I checked the FAQ soylent was not actually made with soy.

>The trick is to
I see you Shlomo

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Bandaids are covering warts that I think I got from a skank from the bar, or maybe from this wife I was bull to last year
Off the chart m8. Working on chiseling out my jaw to be sub-chad status
Huh? I posted a perfectly opened bottle. Phoneposting, so I can’t make a .webm, but maybe I’ll make a YouTube video next time
This is the most valid complaint. I know the sugar is there to hide the thick soy flavor, but I’d be better off without that shit
Chai. It’s my favorite, and it’s caffeinated

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woahh thanks man gonna go buy some soylent now
dumb fucking nigger

Consuming GMO is unhealthy and with long term consequences. Educate yourself and stop poisoning your family.

Maltodextrin and canola oil.
You feed that to the pigs here.

>NEEDS TO PROVE TO STRANGERS ONLINE THAT HE CAN OPEN A BOTTLE

nice digits uncommon nation

source?

DAILY REMINDER

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SOYLENT CAUSES GENITAL WARTS ON YOUR FINGERS

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>fat fingers

uhh maybe cut back on the soylent there buddy..

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Why would anybody put weed in the fridge?

i dont drink soylent but i do drink regular soy milk and ive been doing it for years, havent experienced any 'estrogenic side effects' if u will.
>inb4 kike shill

use google, you lazy nigger, i know it's very hard but motivate yourself to do it

nice source, throwing claims out with no evidence is nigger tier behavior

whups. changed with v1.6 of the formulation to use "a soy protein isolate that replaces brown rice protein".

soy overdose effects your brain, you start putting butter in the bong and weed in the fridge

beer is the only acceptable estrogenic drink and to be only consumed moderately

The only thing I fear about GMOs is the possible link to allergies. If I have kids, they will eat only the purest, natural food until they are at least well developed
We feed pork to pigs here. Doesn’t stop me from frying some bacon on a weekend

>Fat is bad

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kek are you drinking Soylent on the can?

have a (you) funny colonizer

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lol, nice try idiot, but being a lazy fuck when all the fucking information is at your fingertips is not an argument, now go stop being a fucking shill and find the information, dimwit

name 5 foods that are majority fat and not shit

>drinking nutren
kek

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Lol nah, it just goes through me pretty fast

Fuck off with your Nestlé products

>CONTAINS: SOY

Are those white tips on your fingernails? What are you? Some kind of faggot?
What type of man paints their fingernails

Also why are you trying so hard to vouch for this product? Do you care about other people’s food that much? Do you have some sort of ulterior motive?

Your entire interaction is pretty gay.
Could be an elaborate gay troll, or a real genuine soyboy

I bought some meme soylent stuff a couple years back in college. Split it with my roommates and we'd eat it during stuff like finals where we were too busy to make real food. I also found it convenient for counting macros because I lift.

Anyway, this was before it actually contained soy. It used to be based on oats/rice and I made sure to double-check that there was no soy. The name "soylent" simply stemmed from the Charlton Heston movie, Soylent Green. But then later on they changed the formula to soy-based (as well as selling it as bottles rather than powder bags and oil bottles)

I still like the idea of an all-in-one "bachelor chow" for people who are too lazy to bother making real food. I'm a good cook myself, but I really bother cooking anything half-decent if I have people over. When it's just me, I'm just drinking milk and eating bland chicken breasts and eggs and stuff like that.

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soybeans are a cover crop. they are grown not to eat, but to fix the dirt after years of other crops sapping the soil of its nutrients. soy is garbage.

Soylent is just expensive, gay protein powder. Stop being a faggot, buy some whey powder and milk and save your money you retard.

Thanks mate, from now on I'm buying Soylent™ the drink of champions™

There are many meal replacements in the market today, even a handful that avoid soy, the thing is that no sane thinking human could possibly live off them unless they love torturing themselves

It’s best to take em every once in a while or maybe replace a hard to reach meal with it.

Forward thinking individuals plan ahead and prep meals.

Unlike the soy boy here who spends all his time prepping bullls making him far too busy to prep a proper meal

I'm not drinking your fucking poison, shill.

is there a non beta meal replacement in existence?

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I specifically said for situations where there's not enough time for real food. Not a meal replacement to be used indefinitely.

>band aids

lmao

good job if this is a troll psyop

White tips? Don’t know what that is. My free edge is pretty recessed from years of biting.

I haven’t said anything about other people’s foods/diets. There is a product that I stand by and it gets shit on here. Just thought I would add my experience and was hoping that other Soylent drinkers would come forward, but it seems to be just me

Steak
Ground beef
Butter
Cheese
Olive oil
Now do me one better name 5 foods that aren't shit that are majority carbohydrates.

Amazing, just amazing.

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