ITT: Stupid shit Normalfags call you weird for

>Cross my legs "the lady way"
you're asking to be bullied if you do this

I'm a NYC tnx

>but fuck off if you tell me you drink alcohol for "the flavor"

finally, someone who understands

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NPC not NYC

>no social media
>black coffee
>no alcohol
>Mob Boss leg cross

You sound like a chad who doesn't give a fuck to me user

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Depends who does it. Michael Corleone crossed his legs the "lady way" and he looks imposing

To be honest you're right, i'm literally the most humdrum piece of shit there is and I despise standing out in the slightest. Thats probably why I can't find any friends.
I dont anymore for this reason but it's not as comfortable for me.
Failed normie to a T is me.

>don't have social media
>go to bed before early most nights
>"obscure" music taste
>make conscious effort to avoid clothing with logos

beer tastes good faggot

only because you have acquired a taste for it, like black coffee

>t. beer and black coffee drinker

>mostly listen to music in languages i don't speak
i can't relate to anybody anyway but especially not concerning music

well, yeah. but i do drink it for the flavor, now at least.

These all seem normal to me but i guess they aren't to normalniggers

>Listening to metal
>enjoying history and government
>knowing how to build computers
>black coffee

>I am not connected to others, whatever the fuck that means
>me liking black coffee/tea
>getting up or prefer to get up early in the morning, ideally around 5 or 6 AM
>being knowledgeable in various subjects, though this is usually positive
>no social media presence outside of occasional lurking with no account
>not really caring one way or the other about current social causes except for pro gun rights
God help me if I discuss guns to certain people.
I got that quirky shit too, first I thought they were just fucking with me but I got it too much for it to be that.
I dont like beer because it gives you mantits and most normies have absolute shit tier tastes, good example being Bud Light.

They may not be enjoyed by the majority, but they are all within the bounds of normalcy.

I get told something along the lines of "come on dude don't lie, we know you smoke weed" on a regular basis, presumably because I'm an autistic quiet type. I don't understand it.

And no, I do not actually smoke weed. Ever.

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if beer had no alcohol and black coffee had no caffeine, would you still drink them? I would literally just drink cool water from the refrigerator itself

>when you actually believe that people pay hundreds of dollars for bottles of scotch but are doing it entirely for the attention and secretly think it tastes terrible

>going to the cinema and concerts alone
>studying accounting and finance
>staying home on a friday night
>watching subtitled movies (not lying with this one)
>/nightwalks/
>ordering soda rather than alcohol at a restaurant
>having a phone model that's 5+ years old
>Listening to metal
big one here.
everyone loves horror movies, yet people have a hard time appreciating the dark atmosphere of a black or death metal album. it's sad.

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>going to the cinema and concerts alone
It pisses me off so much that people find this unacceptable, it's not like you're talking with the retard you drag in anyway.
And I'm convinced that normies are absolutely incapable of understanding >/nightwalks/

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>normals say I eat too fast
>no social media at all
>they act surprised when I say I stayed at my apartment over the weekend
>acted really surprised when I said I disliked beer
>"user you look so high/sleepy"
The fast-eating and tired eyes I get a lot
I just do my own thing man

>not having social media
>avoidant personality disorder
>my taste in music (i'm a huge NIN fan)
>my interest in bodybuilding (when people see me watching a video of some oiled up guys posing on a stage they tend to assume i'm gay)
>not knowing who some celebrity is
>not doing any drugs or drinking alcohol
>how much i eat (tfw bulkin)

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>it's not like you're talking with the retard you drag in anyway.
it's obvious that they're criticising your social status rather than cinema etiquette.
it's hypocritical because consumption of media often replaces lonely people's social lives, so why wouldn't you expect singles at the cinema? it's a world that doesn't make much sense.

>when people see me watching a video of some oiled up guys posing on a stage they tend to assume i'm gay
you are

>Jerking it to heart surgery

I'm not trying to be a serial killer, it's just a very soft and vulnerable thing and it looks sexy. The way it moves and reacts to being touched, the subtle dilation of the arteries when it beats is addicting.

same thing happened to me. they all thought i was high all the time

>not having a phone

>no social media
>not having a phone until I was 20
>wanting to sit alone during my lunch break at work

>when people see me watching a video of some oiled up guys posing on a stage
what a bender.

>not having social media
>sleeping on the floor instead of a bed or something
>drinking from mason jars instead of plastic bottles
>enjoying hard and shitty tasks that no one else wants to do
>not drugs or alcohol, I do blast cigs tho
I understand that some shit I do is weird, but I really don't understand why normies can't just accept it at face value and not make a big deal out of it.

>people inviting me to a party, expecting me to talk as much as they do. Literally forcing me to say pointless things just for the talking a sake
>people calling me gross, when I tell them I went outside to fart when they insist on why I went outside
>not knowing all today's youths colloquialisms and not caring either.
>using female anime reaction pics while I'm male and not gay
>using anime at all
>expressing myself that way

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Im Mormon.

>appreciating the male physique and the work that was put into it is now gay
sick of hearing this. to me, there is nothing sexual about it. when it comes down to it, the male physique is capable of far greater strength and beauty than women can achieve.

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Considering I also drink beer without alcohol, yes.