JUST GIVE ME GF DAMN. I AM 29 YEAR OLD. GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A GOD. GOD ARE YOU THERE? GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME...

JUST GIVE ME GF DAMN. I AM 29 YEAR OLD. GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A GOD. GOD ARE YOU THERE? GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME? GOD I AM LONELY! GOD I AM SUFFERING? FUCKING KILL ME GOD. Please....end my misery

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God here. Sorry bud you're doomed to be a virgin.

Every single time you think you want a gf, just remind yourself that you're a fucking human garbage-can that deserves nothing beyond the ability to stay alive and breathing in comparison to a normal person.

are you in that other thread where you posted your age? go to a rehab center (to find chicks)

Just kill yourself. If you need god to have a gf.. die.

If you get a gf then you have to deal with this

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>not buying a sexbot

Pathetic

What would you when you get a GF even? It's not going to live up to your expectations

There is no god, no superior power who rule the world.
We born alone, live alone and die alone

I have planned for you three girlfriends, one of them was supposed to become your wife, but I let all of them to be aborted.

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If you're skinny, tall and will suck my toes then I'll be your gf.

Wait one year... your powers will awaken.

Not OP but I'm all of this. Be my gf please
Post feet too

Here you got familia

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I'm 6' and skinny as long as you're not black or from Brazil I'd like to talk

How skinny and how tall? Also, can't post feet here, sorry.

Do you actually think that's how it works? Be a fucking man, stop being a pussy and work to get your goddamn gf. Figure out what prevents you from having one, what is it that other men have that you're lacking, you have the internet, you have a fucking brain, use it and get out of your comfort zone to achieve your goals. You fee ugly? Work out, get a haircut, improve yourself. Feel like you lack the social skill? Being good socially is... a skill, it can be learned and mastered, go out and interact with people, again stop being a pussy, what do you have to offer? What entitles you to have the love of another person? Thats right, in this moment you are worthless scum, you don't even love yourself how on Earth can you expect someone else to love you?, improve your value, you have all the tools to get out of your misery, if you don't do it fine, but you know that's your fucking fault, nobody else's. Stop thinking that a mistic force is against you, dumbass, I can tell that you are not the luckiest person alive, so what? That's how it is, move on, be a man and just fucking do whatever is necessary to achieve whatever goal you have.

What can you offer to a potential gf?

6' 125lbs. How tall and skinny are you?

the no gf meme is a spook you latch on to like it will somehow magically fix you.

it wont. only you can fix yourself.

I'm a petite grill 5'2 and 99lbs

Are you flat chested, and willing to grow your hair out to a very long length?

I'm also in this position
I wish I was dead

This desu senpai. OP, you're too old for a gf now but still relatively young enough to survive to see the sexbot age. Just do some soul searching to find out who your waifu is and wait for her chance to become a reality.

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Not flat chested and already have a pretty long hair.

fucking pussy lol, do it yourself

Good enough. Discord or Email?

I'm 6' and about 144
Do you have a throwaway or something?

>6'
>tall
6'5'' reporting in
It's hilarious talking to you "tall" guys.

>6'5
>tall
6'16 here MOVE ASIDE manlet

>6'5
Gee, you could literally step on me.

I get it if you don't believe me. I've just been playing basketball since I was like 7 years old. Both of my parents are around 6', so I don't think it has much to do with genes.
You're one of the only people on this site that isn't repulsed by my height. I'm actually often insecure about my height as I'm usually taller than most people in the room, so I constantly feel stared at.

This is the most pathetic thing I've read in the 45 minutes I've been up

Oh :(
It really is pathetic and unusual when I think about it. Still, no need to be so rude about it, we're all friends here, right?

I'm not repulsed, it's quite hot. But I find it hard to believe.

No, I don't have time for 'friends'. Who needs those when I have my Tsum Tsums.

Well that's understandable. I feel stared at because it often feels like I'm not fitting in with the rest and it feels like I'm a freak (a bit of a hyperbole, but you get the idea). It's really a thing you have to experience before judging someone about it.
Tsum Tsums are nice, user. Just do whatever makes you happy!

Could you prove you're actually 6'5? Like post a pic of your shoes or something.

>wants proof
>asks for pictures of shoes

I was just about to post I'm not sure how that would really prove my height, but they're usually around 43 or 44 in EU measurements.

Well, I dont think there's another way or proving it on here. You'd get banned for posting pictures of yourself.

I wouldn't mind posting pics of my shoes, but what I'm trying to say is I know much shorter people from work that wear the same shoe size as me.

Since no one is posting contact, here's mine for this girl [email protected]

Yes, true. I know people way shorter than you who wear the same shoe size... Try to prove it, user!

This.
T. Orregono