How difficult is it to get a girl to suck your cock?

That's how you get ahead in a capitalist world. Opportunism is the only way

>So this will be someones mother one day, she will present herself as righteous bitch giving other lectures about morality.
>God I hate fucking stupid people. Nobody has concept of honor and striving for greater things anymore, everyone is opportunistic faggot.
dude....stop

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So you took all this time to write reply nobody understands, congrats brainlet

>nobody understands
how big of a brainleet are you?

>approach femal
>say femal give the sucks
>done

Shut the fuck up incel. Why are the same people that talk about honor and the degradation of society always basement dwelling lardballs?

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I'm at least 90% sure that sex is not real and we either live in hell, or this is something like the Truman show. Please, let me out. I'm done.

You are assuming I basement dwelling lardball based on what? Oh yea because you cynical piece of shit.
You have a lot of assumptions based on nothing you drolling faggot

Physically fit people don't care about "honor" because they're out actually enjoying life instead of blaming their problems on women and "duh jews".

I have no fucking clue what you're trying to say either, cause your reply is just putting memearrows in front of what he said, posting some dumb pointless webm, and doing an unironic
>dude.... stop

Roastie spotted.
>Just go out and fuck a million men, and then settle down with a beta provider, sweety, don't listen to the incel boogyman

if you're good looking. easy. you can get your dick sucked in less than 24 hours if you wanted it.

if you're ugly. it's impossible unless you're willing to break the law and hire a prostitute.

Depends on your girl. Mine sleeps with it inside her mouth every night. Sometimes she bites, but it's manageable. She will not let me take it out, though. If I move, she moves too, and then sucks harder. It's her adult pacifier.

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ive gotten my dick sucked from like 4 different girls in the past 2 months multiple times. deepthroated and facefucked them for half an hour each time and i dunno what i did to obtain this amount of coochie but if i had to guess, its the fact that i usually put myself out there a lot and tend to prey on girls that are 5/10 - 7/10 with low self esteem and make them feel really loved and important. if theyre desperate for affection and someone to value them then they'll fall right into your arms.

By your definition enjoying life = hedonism.

So yeah if I can do something why should I stop myself right?
Once I find opportunity to stab you, knock you out and take your money don't complain why are people so selfish and don't care about anyone else.

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SO you guys are literally new to this site, alright fair rnough.
Hint: LOOK AT THE WEBM

not him but how about staying within the limits of the law?
You can enjoy yourself without hurting others

so again you make such stupid argument where you equate law with something that is moral.

I can as well do many things within law that can hurt others, its about principals and values that are taking in consideration future that is comming.

dude just go out and fuck some bitch, that's what we're trying to tell you

You sound like such a bitter, boring person. No wonder no girl wants to sleep with you.

Less-difficult than you'd think. Working up the balls to ask is actually harder.

>asking on Jow Forums is the best way to learn

>t. one based robot out of all the chads and staceys that took over this place
good riddance

this but unironically
because our perspective isn't corrupted by society. fuck off normie.

This I feel dirty asking for one from my girlfriend so I just let them happen.

Oh and they do happen. They are great.

I ask for a bj from my wife all the time and it almost never happens. Im seriously considering divorcing her over it, especially since she expects me to go down on her. No hygiene issues, women are just selfish

Everyone always says that it's easy and not fucking difficult, how? Is this just something people say to make robots feel bad? Like "Oh it's SO easy bro just DO it"

In a long-term relationship, it's sorta just understood that you're supposed to get your partner off.
I was talking about just asking girls in general. They're more likely than you think to do it if they like you. There's just this switch in like 90% of dude's brains that says not to even ask.

o-okay. thanks for letting us know.

>asking for one
I feel like if I'd ask it wouldn't be an honest blowjob, it has to be an act of submitting to your partner because of societies stand on genitals.

We are brought up to believe that genitals are:
>something that has to be hidden all the time
>they are "dirty"
>talking about them is impolite

With that in mind you see how oral sex is an act of taking someones genitals ("dirtiest part of them") into your mouth to please them. Mouths are clean, we are bombarded by mouth hygine products and we are thought not to touch our mouth after touching something filthy even less so putting it into your mouth. When a preson uses their mouth to bring pleasure to someones genitals they are commiting an act that goes against everything they were thought, it's a way of saying "Fuck you" to society and saying "Love you" to the person who is getting the blowjob (or cunnilingus). Oral sex is an intimate act and it should be commited in the name of intimate desires, when you ask for it and she gives it then it's more of "I'll do it so he stops bothering me" than "I care about this person more than me".

No, I'm saying that just asking is legitimately the hardest part and it's actually tough, but any given girl in your life is probably slightly more willing to do it than you think.

>more willing to do it than you think
Well I know they can't be less giving

Your opinion is attractive and ideal, but the truth is that oral sex is off the table for many people when it should be the exception and not a large minority.

I am aware it's ideal and a lot people do't take pleasure in giving oral sex, or recieving in some cases, they treat it more of like a chore, and that's fine nobody has an obligation to like it nor to give it. I wrote how I experience the joy that comes from it, I could never enjoy a getting a blowjob if the girl giving it isn't enjoying it, I could never enjoy eating pussy if the girl it's attached to isn't enjoying. It's not the act I enjoy it's the idea and the experience of it.

Imagine getting flamed for calling out hypocrisy, and defending virtues like honor & patience.

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Girl here.
It depends a lot on how big is your cock.

i once dated a 37yo girl that was, probably, a virgin. I licked her vagoo and when she was done she ASKED if i wanted my dick sucked. Dumb bitch.

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Not that difficult but most women won't suck it until after a few meetups or dates. Never settle for skanks

What a dumb cunt, she should've just grabbed you and sucked your dick like a pornstar just like all the other great lovers do.

>people who have sex will produce and raise children
gee thats crazy

>never settle for skanks
>settling ever
>not being a high salary career chad
HAHA FUCKING INCEL

I had my dicc forcefully succed when i was 6 by a 14 year old girl while two other held me down

I literally got raped and it made me fear intimacy to this day

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>Le mgtow meme

Good luck finding that job fren. It's not cheap to live alone.

Not mgtow at all, faggot
Just don't want to get married and settle down with one chick
You idealogues are hilarious

I would say eating pussy feels nice because how much she enjoys that, so I kinda expect some fo her.
If she looks boored, that's a turnoff.

But i dont mind asking specially at begining asking her opinion on bj expressing mine.

Not that difficult if you have about $50 and aren't concerned about looks or diseases. Make it $150 or so if you are concerned about those things.

The real issue here is that the guy she's sucking off won't be the father