Anyone up for a bit of fortune telling with cards? Might be fun, even if you're a skeptic

Lost my job last month and been living at parents . how does my job situation look in upcoming months, as in will I land a decent job?

Will I find a girlfriend anytime soon?

Will she ever write back to me?

The idea of tarot is divination, to foretell the future (divination). Tarot, however, people must understand, is not set in stone. It tells you the most likely future that you will have based on your current choices in life. Also, yeah, there's plenty (especially online, like Biddy Tarot). I would suggest buying a Tarot deck first, as those usually come with instructions, and would avoid asking straight yes/no questions. Also, fuck captchas.

Rephrasing my own question: Will she ever write back to me or is she even worth my mental space?

Oh no, i don't wanna do it for myself. I don't really fuck with dangerous spiritual shit. Its an interesting rabbit hole though, i'll look more into it. For now, ill shut up and let you have your thread. Thanks for being a fren.

Do I need an ID for this or can I just ask you something right off the bat?

Can the cards tell me if I should leave my home and comfort zone, or stick to what I am familiar with?

yeah you're full of shit, i got a reading yesterday and it was so far off it was meme-tier. All you're doing is answering peoples questions in a persuasive manner with vague glimpses of appeasement just like a regular con artist. It's sad, really.

I feel like a massive worthless fuck up asshole. Will I ever find any purpose?

I posted after you were done yeterday OP.
>Youre doing Gods work OP.
>Will I ever find a female that I become really good friends with again?

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Oh no user is coning people into feeling okay about their life for a moment how horrible.

Ohhh I want to user
Will the person who said they loved me come back? Or did I lose them forever?

What does my future hold for me, user?

VI of Swords, which represents a transition which will be regretful but necessary. It may indicate depression, but most means you need to let go of past sorrows, in order to move forward. I'm gonna say yes, but not without some sort of difficulty.
Temperance, which means balance, patience, and calmness. It's basically telling you to wait.
Is she worth your time? King of Swords, which means you need to be stern, intellectual, and not be emotional. Use your logic rather than your heart, being detached. So... I'm getting you need to drop her.
You do not need an ID. Also, The Hanged Man. Does not mean hanging yourself lol. But it means
being stuck, and needing to evaluate. It can also mean you're feeling restricted where you are atm. Reflect on it, although, to me, this card is leaning to you getting out of your comfort zone (just my perspective).
Tarot isn't dangerous. Good luck though
You can say that all you'd like, but I believe in what I'm doing. Want me to just give you another reading? Or maybe... it was just something you didn't want to hear?

Will I ever overcome my terrible social anxiety and be more assertive? I'm in grad school and bad anxiety has been a massive roadblock for networking and presentations. I'm afraid I'll never be able to tame it

deceit is the highest form of cancerous garbage

Gf fortune pls, also uni bc currently studying

How will my October 11th, 2018 go?

Ok buddy
Queen of Swords, which is needing to use your emotions less, being unbiased and focusing on the facts. It can also mean the way you're talking to others can come off as rude. I think this is saying you are letting your emotions control you atm. I think this is saying you will, but you need to stop being so goddamn negative to yourself.
In the near future... you got the Hierophant, which is masculine, typically religious, strong beliefs or can be a mentor. This is giving me the vibe that no, not in the near future, however, it could also be that it may be a woman might be from some sort of institutional background (school, church, gym, some sort of group).
V of Cups. Immediately no. It's the card of loss and grievance, but it also says don't worry since there are 2 cups still full. Either you will get over it soon, or meet someone else.
For your near future, you have Queen of Cups which is being emotionally secure, calm and intuitive. May need to be more empathetic towards others, or be supportive of others, and allow yourself to feel emotion. It seems you might be in an emotionally stable place or may be learning to connect with your emotions (healthily) again.
Knight of Pentacles, which is efficiency, being methodical, being a perfectionist and... means you have to learn how to rely on yourself rather than others. It's telling me you need to keep trying to work on your social anxiety even if it's difficult

How will this weekend(tomorrow and sunday) be for me?

IX of Swords, which means worry, anxiety, overwhelming terrible anxiety that's keeping you up at night bc it's that bad sort of fear. Sometimes, Tarot tells you not what you want to hear but what you need to hear. Are you really scared about not finding a girlfriend? Or maybe super scared about university atm? (I'll do more cards for you but this will help me get insight)
III of cups, which indicate friendship, joy, or some sort of celebration. Sounds like a good time to me. Is it your birthday, maybe?

VIII of Swords, means you're feeling trapped and feel that there is no way out of something (even though there is), maybe you're isolating yourself or are reflecting too much by negative or overwhelming thoughts. Don't make important decisions this weekend if you can because this means you might not be in the right place to make them just yet.

>Is it your birthday, maybe?
I'm going to a concert with my cousin. Thanks user.

The gf more. Over the past year, even when I dream, a girl (or more) usually wants me but I imagine staying alone because she isn't a virgin or has had a relationship (I haven't had either). Something even more troubling is that I've begun to think I'm not deserving of it since I even reject my own ideals of love/relationships. I tend to be quite polite except with my best friend. I always thought I was being objective to the extreme, even though I've seen some Jow Forums truths irl, and that just demoralizes me. I've stopped asking women out and have tried to focus on my work, but all I can do is drown in vidya and fapping whenever I think about my failure in wooing women.

No problem, hope you have a good time

Will attempting to reconnect with someone end well?

will she ever forgive me and talk to me again?

lets see what the cards have to say about my future

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I'm suppose to go to a party of a girl I've been texting for a couple weeks tomorrow and on Sunday I'm suppose to go to another girl's house to watch a documentary.

You do deserve love. Everyone is deserving of it. Don't allow yourself to get demoralized. I think you can do it, but allowing yourself to wallow in negativity isn't gonna help, and stopping entirely isn't gonna get you a girlfriend either.

Can you tell me what my future holds? I really just want to earn more money so I can retire early and visit my family and be financially secure, but I don't know what I should do. I work min wage, can't handle too much stress, and no particularly useful skills. Would appreciate a reading. Thanks user

>You do deserve love. Everyone is deserving of it
Except remember that "women don't owe you shit"

Will I ever get motivated and stop being a lazy piece of shit and go accomplish my goals?

yeah sure, i'm game. even if it's a larp it's better than the shit that usually gets posted here.
my question is: will my injuries heal on their own without surgery?

If you're tarot dude, thanks, but if you're a random user, thanks even more. It's somewhat uncommon to see nice posts. Good luck in your life endeavors as well.

Hit me with some future.

King of Cups, which is about emotional balance and generosity/kindness. I'm going to say yes for this.
X of Cups, which is happiness and fulfillment, loving relations, so I'm gonna say most likely
What question do you want to ask?
Hmm, interesting. Maybe it's warning you not to get into a love triangle lol
The Chariot which means you need to stay positive and try to overcome any obstacle in your path. It's also about working hard and being focused. So if you do all that, then it seems like everything will turn out well.
I have a feeling that, in my heart, you're gonna do okay. I believe in you.
Rather than ask that, I'm gonna ask how you can:
The Moon, which is about illusions, and removing negativity that is directed towards one self/some sort of bad memory that is disturbing you. You need to see stuff for what it is, and not allow that negativity to consume you before you can do the next step.
Also sorry if I'm taking awhile, a tad busy, everyone

do me what information do you need

Can you give me a general life one?

Will find what it takes to care?

What am I missing? I have so much but I feel as though I am lacking something essential to being truly happy.

What about my upbringing or childhood environment made me so different than my peers?

I'm ,, and , tarot user

Knight of Swords means hastiness, quickness, bursts of energy. This is a card that stresses that you do not cut corners, or rush something. So I think this is telling you to be patient with your injury, or if it does heal quickly, make sure not too rough with it because it will get easily injured again (worse).
I am the tarot dude, my dude. Also thank you, you too.
Whaddya wanna ask?

Once again, fuck captchas

i guess I will ask if i will get a girlfriend soon?

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(You)
Whaddya wanna ask?

Nothing in particular. Just general future stuff.

fuck. thanks, tarot bro. i really needed to hear that today.
if it's alright with you, i'll say a "prayer" for you tonight.

Tagged the wrong post on accident, but your answer to the question what I wanna ask is this one.

You said you wanted additional info on my situation so you could do more cards, and the post is there with the extra info.

Will I ever make it in the music industry?

I feel a strong sense of impending doom lately, is something going to go wrong in my life soon?

Whatever question you want to ask, you can ask
Sure. How is your life gonna be in the near future: X of Wands. This is a difficult card. There is some sort of burden you're going to deal with (or maybe are dealing with now too), some sort of responsibility you may have to take on, or some kind of struggle/stressor.
I asked instead, what you NEED to do in order to find what it takes to care:
Page of Wands, which is about being free spirited, exploring and being enthusiastic, some sort of creative vision that sparks within you and will involve you in some sort of project or activity. It could also represent hearing good news or having someone with a lot to offer who will enter your life.
Be creative and light hearted.
X of Swords... an interesting card to pull. This card means you're gonna hit rock bottom, or in this case, you're going to need to hit rock bottom, and that you're going to need to allow yourself to let go of whatever is going to give you pain/or currently gives you pain. Accept whatever change may be about to happen or is happening.

If I ask for a fortune will it be a good one?

I was the first guy to reply to last night's thread. Your fortune came true...

I'd like to ask you another question: What am I supposed to do about my troubled friendship?

OP, I told you to hit me with some future. You asked me what and I asked general. I fucked up the person I answered to and it got too confusing so I'm replying again.

The Wheel, which indicates beginnings/ends and luck. Some sort of drastic change happened to you, or you were given some sort of option in something, maybe?
VI of swords, which means you're going to have to make a difficult transition from something, possibly a regretful one, letting go of something before you get to a sort of rite of passage. So, I'm gonna say you have some emotional baggage or something you're gonna have to do before you get one soon.
Knight of Cups, which indicates romance, new people, messages/visitations, or something positive that will come to you.

When will I find my purpose in life?

Wheel of Fortune, indicates beginnings/ends and luck, so you might get a lucky break.
No guarantees
The Empress, which has a strong element to nature. Be supportive and compassionate, to be grateful. This card is telling me maybe you should try spending some quality time with this person, maybe out in nature, or taking up a hobby with them. Or, if not that, be gentle with them.

The Hierophant, which is masculinity, education, traditional backgrounds and spirituality. Maybe this means you should become a teacher, priest, mentor someone, ect. Or try to involve yourself in some sort of study or look into religion

will i be able to overcome my issues so i can finish my major and get better at drawing?

You're doing it for free so even though it's bullshit, why not?
Will I ever be good enough at this shitty fucking sport to make the team?

I suppose I'll have to try being gentle with them, then. Thanks, user. I love these threads.

You can say it's bullshit all you want, but yesterday's one absolutely came true for me.

thanks user : ^ )

orignelo

Will I ever become wealthy?

Oh, or it could mean you may find it in those places as well lol, sorry, forgot to mention that
I asked instead how you can finish your major/get better at art instead of will. It said Temperance, which represents patience and balance. Avoid disturbances and to remain calm.
You got Three of Pentacles. Basically this says you need to have teamwork/to work with others, to learn and to collaborate. Listen to feedback from other people.

I believe in the heart of the cards.Apparently not original

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Will tomorrow be a good day for me?

Was it a bad one OP? I'm worried.

The Tower... which is like... danger and destruction... yeah... that's a strong no from me, pal.

>Whatever question you want to ask, you can ask
why am i miserable

Will I pass the MCATs? Will I ever become a physician?

I dreamed my boyfriend died. Is he going to die soon?

OH, so sorry. Didn't see yours.
King of Swords, which is using intellect, sternness, and not using your emotions. It can also mean getting someone to advise or mentor you (like a teacher, laywer, ect). IF something does happen, keep to your logic, the truth, and not to just emotions.

Do I have a chance with this qt asian girl?

Nah. That just means you are afraid to lose him.

You hate him for not being good enough and are starting to subconsciously want Chad.

Knight of Swords... interesting. Implies hastiness and energy, but can also mean if you do not plan things correctly (by not thinking in the long term/doing something to quickly) in the long term it can go bad. Is there something you might be excited for or are planning to build or something?
VIII of Cups, which represents illusion. You need to not illude yourself with things, or have wishful thinking. This is a card that signifies action and not just dreaming about it, as well as if you do have something happen, it's not always as it's cracked up to be. Id say be careful and have a backup plan just in case.
IV of Cups, which can mean boredom, disappointment, unsatisfaction, and not taking life for granted, which is interesting. Are you having troubles with your boyfriend right now? I'm wondering if that is what gave you that bad dream

Should I keep going down the path I'm on right now or go back to what I was doing?

Sure, used to go to /x/ for these things before it went to shit, General Reading plz.

Which professional career will I be most successful at?

I mean. I'm going to the movies with my sister I guess thats what I would be excited about

Stop reading fortune cookies.

>which can mean boredom, disappointment, unsatisfaction,
>satan trips

Hypergamy confirmed as truth. Black pill wins again.

i didn't want to mention it, but since you got dubs pointing it out, i'll feed you a (You)

You're right. I'm having some troubles and frustration because of communication issues and not understanding each other. Can you draw another card for advice on what to do?

been thinking about a past gf i broke up with about a year ago now, never been sure if that was the right choice all things considered. might it be a good idea to try to reconnect, or is there someone else i should be waiting for?

I don't think I need to give you a card for that. Internally I think you know why. Try reflecting on it, my guy, and get back to me when you have.
The World, which is also endings/beginnings but accomplishment, closure. Sounds like you might.
Queen of Cups, which is about calmness, intuition, stable emotions. This card asks you to look back inside of yourself and reflect. At this time you may be thinking/or should be thinking with your heart or may have to be compassionate in some way, but make sure not to lose yourself or who you are.
King of Cups, which is emotional stability and being generous/kind to others. You might be in a stable time with your emotions, however, while not letting them run rampant, show love, compassion and generosity.
The Emperor, which is stability, and authority. This shows you need to be in some sort of leadership role or be a guide to others. I can't answer directly what kind of professional career exactly (maybe in this case government or some sort of powerful position).

What type of job should I apply to and how do I become independent?

Is there anywhere I should go or anything I should do to get a qt gf?

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There's a (physically) distant man I don't really understand the intentions of. Pull your best card.