what the least faggy way to off yourself?
What the least faggy way to off yourself?
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neck on the train tracks
One hundred percent success rate, don't be like me and do something mundane like drinking too much water. I chose it so since no one would know I'm trying to kill myself, and thus avoid attention.
To be honest, jumping off a high point but not talking to the people on the ground or giving any emotion.
swinging yourself in a rope at a wall of spikes
Choke on a pink dildo
>what the least faggy way to off yourself?
Seppuku, user.
Unless you're white in which case it's in the top 5 most faggy.
If you're white you might as well just pop your top with some buck in your moss
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stabbing yourself in the head
Does the whole "suicidal guy on a ledge gets talked down by bystanders or the police" thing happen outside of movies? How do people on the street have time to notice somebody about to jump?
Seen a few people jump in my life, most people stay silent and see them jump if it is off a 10-story building or the such but if it is higher everyone (myself included) didn't know there was a suicidal bloke until he hit the ground.
Eat a tub full of beans.
Maybe if they got up there and froze for a few minutes. I know areas like the Golden Gate bridge have special responders for people that are about to jump.
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Can't corner the Dormer
Seriously though, go shoot up some normies and die in an epic gunfight with the police.
Do something bad ass, go to Africa and wrestle a crocodile, preferably making it seem like you saved some random African child so you get on the news as a hero and your parents wont be ashamed of your death.
Is this the same guy?
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I've heard that you can OD on insulin and it can't be found in an autopsy. Doing that, but in a way that makes your death look like an accident is probably how I'd do it. I wouldn't want any family members to take it personally, even though they should.
That guy is on heroin
Successfully pull off another 9/11.
dont kys original original 2
fentanyl / carfentanil and some xans, blissful ez death
abandoning society and living in the wilderness. If you don't die from dehydration or a snake bite or some shit, then you might even discover that you enjoy life in nature.
hahahaah I don't wanna get PKed hahah loooool
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Basically this. Go out with your finger on the trigger.
>fentanyl / carfentanil
except nobody seems to know where to get this and the few who do don't share.