Ask a loving couple anything about your normal.married life

Ask a loving couple anything about your normal.married life

Been together since we were pre teens. And weve only dated each other.

Get inside our heads??

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1. You are likely a LARPer.
2. You both look underage.

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Well for proofish. That was when we were about 6months into the relationship

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Wait. Elliot, is that you? I thought you were an incel. And dead.

Someone got fat. Is your wife a feeder?

Shit nvm. You got fat btw.

I dont think I look like him. He had a more narrow face, higher cheeks. Also I've been balding since I was 13

Nah. I just eat alot. Food is yummy.

Haha I don't think I'm that fat? Or maybe people around me are heavier. I've always been the "skinny kid" even today

the guy on the left is fat and not a skinny kid

Do you like cp?

Aww okay then. I'll take pride in being called skinny at work though.

Absolutely not.

You kninky at all?

I'm into ballbusting. She doesnt have anything outstanding. Other than the ballbusting we are pretty traditional

You two look happy, congrats user.

How old are y'all now and when did you marry?
Also, do you have any goals for the future?

You are fat though, pick up a comfy sport or start hitting the gym. Just because everyone around you is fatter that doesn't mean you shouldn't strive for excellence

You look like the kind of guy who wears basketball shorts and flip flops in public

I workout daily. I've gained 30 pounds since. Which is good cuz I've leveled out at 150 for a a few years.

We got together st 13 and 15 and were now 23 and 25. Its been ten years and we have been married for one. We have one son.

I usually.am in a dress shirt for work. But other than that I wear a band tee, shirts, no unders

>Been together since we were pre teens. And weve only dated each other.
not even feel like asking shit, just want to say I'm jelly

There are regular r9k posters happily raising fucking kids?
This fucking world.

Have a few more for all the robots that can't, k?

>ha I don't think I'm that fat? Or maybe people around me are heavier. I've always been the "skinny kid" even today
You look like a fat, degenerate piece of shit.

It's a shame men like you are allowed to spread their subhuman genes and escape punishment.

Picking up a sport or working out won't make him lose weight. Eating less will make him lose weight. However, yes either way he should pick up some physical activity.

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>Absolutely not.
why though?

God fucking damnit this makes me feel so ANGRY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Subhumans have next to no willpower or forethought. OP will just keep eating and drinking until he's a fatass 30 year old boomer with metabolic syndrome.

These values will be passed on to the ugly ass kids.

Sorry.

I dont wanna over populate

I'm the top 20% Chad

I just try and stay healthy and be happy. As long as I'm trying I'm proud

Because cp is terrible and is harmful and it grosses me out

Sorry user

Hopefully not. I wanna keep.my kid active . He already loves outside and running around with his cousins and the dog. So I think he will. Be fine.

Also if he has my intelligence hell do just fine

You type like a retard, so I doubt that.

Send your kid to boxing or wrestling if you care about him at all. He will thank you as a man.

He can do his own stuff. I'm not gonna force him but I'll show him everything that's out there.

Kids do just fine with a little guidance. Just support and love them and they will find their way

Where or how did you meet your waifu and what sorcery can I employ to avoid wizard-status?

I met her in middle school. My gf had just broke up with me and I was upset so I text a girl friend of mine and asked her if she had single friend

Then messaged my wife and asked her to a movie that night. 2 hours after I got dumped

Also thinking of the weight thing. I do have abs. Not like a perfect definition, but more than most people have