Gf does nothing but sleep all day and never wants to fuck

>gf does nothing but sleep all day and never wants to fuck

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leave, you stupid fucking retard.

I don't have a backup gf yet, though.

Isn't legal to fuck your gf in her sleep? I mean you're in a relationship

Sounds like hypothyroidism. Take her to the doctor. Check those hormones too. I thought I was asexual when I had hypothyroidism. My sex drive came back after a week of thyroid meds.

She's on her period and whines if I undress her while she sleeps.

This sounds very comfy to me

Sounds like she's tired from fucking someone else and just rests at your place since she knows you won't do anything to her.

She sounds like she's fat with one of those typical fat girl pussies that is tinted brown.

I am literally Sherlock Holmes and keep a tight check on her, senpai.
She's a stick blonde girl.

>She's on her period

She probably feels unwell, user.
Be nice to her.

Man, we haven't fucked or done anything in FOREVER. There are so many times I can jerk off before I get fed up.

She's going out at night to fuck Chad that's why she sleeps in.

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>FOREVER
How long, exactly?

2 months if I remember right.

Have you spoken to her about this?

make her breakfast or something

is she depressed, user?

Maybe she thinks your a somnophiliac.

are you sure you aren't thinking of your cat

What the fuck is a somnophiliac

>go through the tedious effort of getting a gf
>doesnt want to fuck or do anything

damn you fucked up big time.

Find a more obedient gf

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sounds pretty fucking good to me user. go cuddle with her.

You aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, your caretaker and patient. Dump that bitch, and don't give us any shit about a backup girlfriend. You're not a real man if so you're afraid to go it alone you stay the victim of an exploitative relationship.