Thanks for agreeing to go out with me, user! I was nervous, but now I'm just happy to be spending time with you

>Thanks for agreeing to go out with me, user! I was nervous, but now I'm just happy to be spending time with you.

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the fuck is that gook eating

Geletto

oh no problem. tell me, what is Chad up to these days? *eats a big spoonful of gelatto*

maybe durian or jackfruit. i've only seen the inside a couple of times while in asia but it's still gookfood.

sure is alot of ice cream

>realize i forgot to tell the server to bring my date chopsticks

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wtf is wrong her face nigger. like she have a stroke or wtf?

where the fuck are we?
chink town?

shes looking at Chad duh

>a girl will never invite you to meet her parents

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That's called a "smile." It's a facial expression of happiness. If a woman is ever happy while looking at you, please don't make fun of her.

literally every woman's parents are retarded scumbag freaks whom you never want to meet

this is the biggest bullet dodged by robots

imagine finally getting a gf and she does the, good fucking luck talking with them

This normalfag aversion to parents makes no sense to me. If I am "dating" a girl we are getting to know each other and seeing if we want to marry and make babies. Why wouldn't I want to talk to her parents as much as possible and learn more about my potential wife and her family?

>her boomer dad starts asking about the size of the motor in your car

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It's not durian you western dog. It looks like some kind of ice cream

>Erm, well...a-actually I drive a p-prius Mr. Smith. I h-heard that it's better for the e-environment.

t. proud basedwner of a prius

wtf are they eating? A bowl of melted cheese?
[spolier]looks good desu[/spoiler]

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This is how all women look to chad.

You kind of have to be to give birth to a daughter

Damn, another failure

>A bowl of melted cheese
Haha like fondue? That's usually just used to dip stuff in. Nah, it's probably either gelato or durian or durian gelato, like other anons said ITT.

why would you ask for chopsticks to eat ice c-

oh... autism

when I was in 1st grade I once took a shit that looked like that

yea man its like 12 liters or a gallon or some shit haha

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