hi there, what would like today?

Gimme some of dat cake, cutie.

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i would stand somewhat to the left of the mirror so i don't have to see my face while i order my overpriced coffee and pastry.

originally fpbp in an original way

Wouldn't mind an extra grin, to help me win!

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how do you unironically not stammer when assulted by a qt like this?

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Be good looking and have natural confidence

I'll take a flat white.

I never stammer when talking to anyone. I may be autistic, but I don't have a speech condition.

turn 360 and walk out

>You dont sell girlfriends here, do you?
Is this joke creepy or funny?

depends on if you're ugly or not

Its creepy.

The guy taking the vid is likely gigachad

This is normal reaction day in day out from grills he's used to it

That is extremely creepy

user, dont worry, you are manly. This woman just knew men are insecure about their manliness and was trying to hurt you.

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if you have to ask you may as well just kill yourself

>this happening
What actually happens:
>looking at phone
>sees customer
>looks away then rolls eyes
>wagie roastie smile engaged
>what would you like to order!!?!?!?
>wagie roastie smile disengaged as soon as you get rung up

If you have enough points in charisma, any pickup line works

I hate those ipad registers. They're perfectly designed to hypnotize you into tipping.