"chad told me you didn't have a girlfriend, user. how about I take you out sometime? don't worry...

>"chad told me you didn't have a girlfriend, user. how about I take you out sometime? don't worry, I'll pay for everything cutie."
what do you do?

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never meet her again. there's something fishy going on

okay but i'm a virgin

this is why you don't have a girlfriend.
take risks like a real man.

Ask her how the fuck she got into my house and who this Chad person is

I don't want a gf though I'm a robot

>take risks like a real man.
whats the point of taking risk when reward doesnt interest you in the first place?

Volcels baby

probably incels pretending to be volcels

>I'll pay for everything
Red flag, women don't actually do this.
I'd have to have vocal and body language cues to make a real decision but probably worth the risk.
What's the worst that happens, a bunch of dudes jump me in an alley, I maybe fuck one of them up before they beat the shit out of me and then I limp home? If she's paying for everything I don't even have to bring a wallet with money, so unless their goal is to abduct me and kill me for fun there's not that much to worry about.

Sure why the hell not. Maybe she is a genuinely interesting person.

>i-i dont actually WANT that you guys heh

>volcel
>incel
Holy shit what happened to this place.
Fucking hell.

R9GAY has always been a virgin containment board.

>women don't actually do this.
yes they do, if they find you attractive.

>"Why is god's name are you dressed like that in a playground? There are children here!"

Wake up from this opposite land dream world.

Sure thing
But I choose when and give you a maximum of 2 hours notice. I will choose where and you will not find out the location untill we arrive.

sees feemoid: eyes pop out of head and then immediatly falls to the ground sucking hard and fast on my thumb and making my diapy all soggies. mooomoo change babydiaper;_;

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FUCK OFF ROASTIE TOASTIE WHORE I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MY PERFECT 10/10 LOLI WAIFU VIRGIN GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Stress resistance test?
Not allways it is possible what opportunities will rise ahead?

What does it have in common with dating?

I threaten her with my whip and if she persists I start throwing crucifixes at her.

>Holy shit what happened to this place.
Quite literally R*ddit happened to this place.

What I'll do is immediately wake up.

>what do you do?
Everything she says

Tell a really obvious lie that I do have a girlfriend, stutter, get my face pressed in her boobs somehow, make the audience laugh.

Be ready for her head flying off and transforming into a turbothot

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Why didn't my dumb ass use the axes instead?
Better than Holy Water at least.

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That ain't even the image I used, god dammit.

Well if I'm getting a meal and a movie out of it I will go on the date, would probably not see her again afterwards but who cares? free shit

>hey user, can you smell this napkin?
>lol, you really thought I would pay for a date with you? I hope you have other organs than your brain to spare

>tfw no slutty girl that's really into me for some reason and makes me her toy

doesn't happen in real life sadly. so no point bothering imagining it.