Would Jow Forums date an asexual girl?

no, I need sexual intimacy

no. sex is imperative part of relationship. i am only as much as my instinct directs.

Outside of high school, I've never been asked if I was a virgin.

Asexual girlfriend = just friends

You have to make up for the lack of sex through devotion and supportiveness. Thats just not something a modern woman is cappable of doing though so I don't blame all of the guys who left you. If you cant stand at my side, give me 100% of the support,and bring the goodness out of me then why would I have you around?

Asexuals don't exist.
Every """"asexual"""" i met is in a relationship and has had a ton of sex.
Stop trying to be unique and special.

I would be friends with one, that doesn't sound bad at all.

>Asexuals don't exist.
:/

of course, if she would let me live with and fuck someone else. she can entirely devote her life to me with the exception of sex.

Im not really fit to date a woman, but let me put it this way something is better than nothing. So yes I would date an asexual girl.

What does asexual even mean? Would you not even kiss your partner? The idea of a person claiming to be able to love someone without showing physical affection just makes them seem like a disingenuous ghoul.
>I love you enough to keep you at a comfortable arms distance and talk to you about things
Uh

Yes 100%. Although preferably I would like an asexual boy in the midwest.

I mean i could try, but im a very physical person so it would be constant cuddles, hugs and other shit; and you would probably feel uncomfortable if by any chance i pop a boner in that moment so... i doubt it will work out

They literally unironically don't.
Nice smiley face.

>have to listen to her bitch about her non-problems
>have to pretend you like her stupid friends and family
>have to pay for dates
>have to interrupt what you're doing at random times because she wants attention
>have to protect her safety
>have to miss fun nights with friends to do dumb shit with her
>all of this and you don't get pussy
Yep, dating an asexual sounds fun

Asexuals exist but they're the people who dedicate their lives to whatever and just simply don't have sex. But what's the deal with people trying to get their sexual rights as asexuals, is that something that makes sense? What's this flag for? Why the fuck do you care if people recognize you as asexual?

>Why the fuck do you care if people recognize you as asexual?
special snowflake points for clout on social media

Yeah this is true, my only "Exception" left me but I was lucky and he assumed I had a new bf and wanted sex with him.
Whew, I was saved. I know asexuals aren't oppressed but the truth was too "Specific"
and I got validation too, it was great

I'd hang out with and play board games with her, but I wouldn't actually date her.

Oh sorry I blogposted
I meant that luckily he thinks I lied about being asexual, he doesn't know that I really meant when I said he's the only one I wanted to have my first time with

yikes there sweetie, that doesn't exist.

I know two girls who claimed they were asexual. One is my sister, who has sex with a different guy every week. And the other one is an internet friend who constantly swoons over multiple husbandos and what she wouldn't let them do to her. So yes, I would date an "asexual" girl, because in reality they are sluts.

I totally would, in fact in many ways that would be ideal, because it would allow a deeper emotional pair bonding, but I haven't met an "asexual" girl who is still a virgin.

If she was a mommy gf and wouldn't mind me jerking off to hentai, sure.