Dick size anxiety thread? For all the robots who let their small members effect their mental state way too much...

>tiny shaft, huge head

entire sexual history*:
1.first gf reaches down my pants, realizes it's messed up, takes off my pants, laughs, realize she has to go, break up with me within a week.
2. second gf, under the covers, I try to slide it in but the head won't fit, she takes off the blanket, sees my dick, tries not to laugh, then does, apologize profusely about laughing, laugh some more, then leaves.
3. prostitute - sees my dick, talking to me like I'm a cripple: 'it's not so bad, sweetie'. refuses to let me fuck her, saying it 'won't work', sucked me off instead.
*at least the parts I can bare repeating.

sadly I have a small penis cause of my asian genes. This is why i hate niggers with big dicks

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true but im jewish and even smaller than asians. im 3 inches hard

Who the fuck leaves their partner over a somewhat weird dick?
>women
Not gay but post a photo or draw it on ms paint cause I'm interested to see how "bad" it supposedly is

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The prostitute sounds like a nice lady, even though she's paid to be

My dick is basically exactly average according to most studies. Feels... fine, man. 5.5-5.9

lost my virginity even with a small dick.

i had to rely more on my big tongue luckily which is my only redeeming sexual advantage

post pics or fake. I refuse to believe gfs would leave you because of a somewhat weird penis.

Everything else about me is so shit that I don't even worry about my tiny cock.

i second this

orginally

>3" flaccid
>6" erect

Why did I have to be born with a shit-test for a dick?

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Well, I don't have a huge dick but it isn't small either. Unlike people here, I get to use mine regularly on 18 year old women.

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I definitely don't wanna take a photo of it, but this about right.

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Have a massive personality bro

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So your dick is an actual mushroom?

have any tips to make my small, jewish cock look bigger? should i date asian women since theyre used to seeing small ones like mine?

I think I've seen a dick like this before posted on here, damn

>be 6 foot 3
>decent looks and good facial hair
>Sam Hyde body type
>women approach me and I can get dates with thots
>every single time it has gotten to the sex stage they visibly look disappointed
>usually ends in a quick handjob and no more dates
REEEEEEE FUCKING LOW TEST GENETICS FUCKK

Unironically, what is sex like?

I don't have a problem with my dick. It's around 6 inches, never measured girth. But I lost one of my balls when I was a kid so I've been to afraid to talk to girls, in case it ever gets to sex and they freak out or something. I'm fairly good looking, 6 ft, fit, look like italian soccer players.

Get a prosthetic ball and go fuck some whores

then you risk ruining your other ball...

Aw shit my participation in this thread was over before it began

>asking this on Jow Forums of all places
you know that people lie on the internet too, right?

I dont even care anymore because no girl is ever going to see my bepis anyways. Thats why I care for 2D only now

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Mine is barely 5 on a good day. It doesn't help that I'm not really skinny and I already have inadequacy issues. I would give anything to go back to a less sexualized time and marry a homely 4/10 wife who would be greatful for me rather than rejecting me the instant she sees my dick because her ex was bigger.

>who would be greatful for me rather than rejecting me the instant she sees my dick because her ex was bigger.
I fear this too.

This is what girIs really think of small dick guys

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>6" erect
get out of this thread

tongue size matter in oral sex?

It's a pencil dick. Only 3.6" circumfrence.

Hear me out: 8in(20cm), but I'm 6'7"(200cm) so it looks horribly average

I literally have to"peal" my dick from my pubes to take a piss it doesnt get worst than this

I'm like 6" dead even non-bone pressed, 6.5" bone pressed (not sure which way of measuring is the standard). I guess that's above average either way, but I really want to be at least 7", 7 1/2"-8" would be ideal. I'm thinking of jelqing, but I'm worried about breaking my dick. A lot of people think it's bullshit, but there are a bunch of people who have posted progress pics. There's one guy on the reddit sub who went from like 5.5" to 9" or something like that. There are so many people who swear by it. Some people will say, "If it worked, wouldn't everyone already be doing it?", but you would say the same thing about diet and exercise and a number of other things. What do you guys think?

I honestly forget this and always take everyone's word for what they say. I'm pathetically naive I know.

Ok. You should have mentioned it before

Mine's 6 inches but I can only get it hard on a good day. What a trade off...

S-size?

I have a tiny penis and a tiny body

just fuck off already, you dont belong here
you get innate female attention simply because of your height

Just imagine:

>she's disappointed
>she's impressed
>she's disappointed

all within 20 seconds or less. My dick is a comedy waiting to happen.

>wwwwwwwahhhhhhhhh my giant dong looks slightly out of proportion given my extreme height wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaah

I know OP said no women but I'll offer this.

I dont care about dick size but that means nothing because I've only had sex with one guy my whole life.

My friends are more experience and they dont care about size either. But the smallest they have collectively had w as s 4 inches.

My sister may care about it? She is all about height. She left her husband for her new husband cuz he is 3 inches taller. Idk if she feels the same about dick but it's hard to know if she likes bigger for better or if its bragging rights? Because her fallback on any topic is her mans height. Shes the only one I know that cares for size

>inb4 this post gets 20+ replies

unironically sex is something fucking strange when you first feel it.

its somewhat like the inside of your mouth and under your tongue. rub that with your finger and imagine that surrounding your dick in constant warmth.

it actually made me shudder the first time

lmao nigga no way this is real

>I know OP said no women but I'll offer this.
>mfw
Going to assume this is real.
So your sister is a shallow bitch?

This is the closest anyone's ever given me to a genuine description. It sounds pretty nice

>tfw slightly above average height and slightly above average dick

>6 feet
>6.5 in dick

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So why are you in this thread?

im above average in length but i have a pencil dick so i sympathize with yall

Im a 202cm babyface with a 5.5 incher pencil, and u really think u got it bad? Fucking guy

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I understand not all and probably not even most woman are like your sister but girls like that are a large part in what makes girls so scary.
also, when I said no girls I meant it. Don't take it personal I just wanted a thread of people I can relate to.

>barely 5" pencil mushroom dick
its over buddy boyos

my dick is huge and I feel bad cause it will never get any action

>4.5 inches (both length and girth)
It's that bad if i have Tyson glands and no visible veins too? Never showed it to anyone.

4 inches but i don't care because ill never sex anyway, thats the only reason to care

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I have a 7 inch dick, 7.25 on a good day but still insecure. Is my size good?

5.5" and it looks even smaller compared to the rest of my body because I'm 6'3".

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It is.
Now, gtfo.

Never have understood why people pretend otherwise. Cope I guess.

can you not go a day without making a dicklet thread opie?

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well the head of my dick is way too fuckin sensitive so i felt every thing from insertion to fucking but i didnt cum

>im above average in length but i have a pencil dick so i sympathize with yall
lol tx dick twinsie

They all are. Don't believe otherwise.

It's not me everyday, there is usually one open anyway, kek. But I just happened to fall into a feeling shit about not being manly episode so I made a thread to talk to guys who are like me.

She is pretty shallow. She tries to nick everyone elses life, looks, romance etc but if you say something to her she will ghost the family for months.

Alright I'll leave now

Penis size doesn't matter if you're gonna take it up the ass

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>see article about penis size
>"hey don't worry the average is 14cm"
>mine is always under average

does anyone else self-sabotage relationships or possible dating prospects or even chances to fool around out of small peepee anxiety? I've done all 3. my 2nd gf I had I would only make out with her, and one time I fingered her for a bit and she really enjoyed it but I was so mentally fucked up that I crashed and burned that relationship so bad she ended up cheating on me. these days I don't even bother trying to find a gf. a few months ago I ended up flirting with a very cute cashier. it was so magical. our eyes connected for a few seconds I actually saw her pupils dilate. she even talked about going on break soon and gave me every chance and signal. then I abruptly ended the conversation and I saw the disappointment in her eyes as I said "well thanks have a good night" and walked away. the universe has given me chances like this before in the past, not many, but I always fuck it up because I'm a scared little boy with a baby dick.

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Loooool please post a pic

I don't need to self-sabotage because no girl tried to approach me before i get self-conscious about my problem. But the said problem makes me don't do anything to approach/attract girls (which is easy, cause i'm a manlet too)

"Size doesn't matter, just learn to use your mouth and hands"

>always see racebait threads about Asian women wanting white men
>"ooo gweilo gimme that bwc"
>"your white dick is far superior to those small pathetic Asian dicks!"
>my dick is the same size as the average Asian man
>I will never even satisfy an Asian woman

>tfw my only shot at keeping a partner around is if she's into gaping her vagina
>if her hole is only suited to taking 2L bottles, what use does she have for even the biggest human cocks? If I'm good at eating her out she won't care about my penis at all

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and girth-wise?

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Iktf

>only wanna go out with asexual women
>if they don't care about sex at all, why would they care about your tiny penis?

Just fuck off. We don't want to hear you whine about your 8in pencil dick.

You got a Koopah down there

>asian woman mocking a dicklet
This shit triggers me
One of the main reasons I like JAVs so much is because no matter how much of a dicklet you are, women there are still going to treat you like you are from the royalty and like yours is the biggest one she has ever had

6.2" length cursed with 4.5" girth. Is it over for me lads? It's practically a fucking pencil

>6.8x5.5
>5'6 but it looks like fucking stump because girth
>still think its not that big
fuck

I think only western asians mocks dicklets

>have only had sex with escorts
>some legit thought i had good dick and even called it big
>some didnt even care
>hard to tell what Im really packing

I know one thing for sure. Whatever my size may be, i do know how to work my hips so at least im not too worthless.

I was about to have sex two times. Both occasions I couldn't take my boxers off or get hard because of anxiety. I'm 5x5.

>average-sized fags coming in here and fucking up a thread as fucking usual

"b-but muh chad height makes it look s-sorta small!!"

fuck off. it doesn't matter when you're fucking. at least you can actually stick it in with a girl feeling it. fucking die you vain faggots

And getting more replies than small ones

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SE Asian?
i dont believe you, such a pencil dick cant exist

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7.5x5.25

i actually do get some perverse joy from watching dicklets suffer, have you considered fetishizing your struggle?

>tfw asian
>tfw tiny dick
>tfw 3.3 erect and no girth
i'm ok with it desu, it's just how it is and i even like a bit of sph and mdlb

w-where's the east coast mommy gf that posted last time

My dick is 16cm but it still looks tiny.