Well Jow Forums, pick your characters

Well Jow Forums, pick your characters.

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hitler
trump
samir al hyde

Can I just buy 10 Alex Joneses?

yeer

Obviously not, you can't clone people.

>An argument between these guys would be priceless.

Saint Elliot and Adolf are all I need.

Dorner is the only guy on there with relevant combat experience.

>hitler
He can't even speak English. How is he going to know what you want him to do? Waste of $5

>adolf murders elliot for being none white
now all you have is hitler

Alex Jones, Sam Hyde, and then I spend $7 on snacks at the dollar store

obviously hitler and trump since their decisions affect millions, death penalty for degeneracy = millions of thots patrolled

Alex Jones, he can supply the squad with male vitality and water filters. He can also use his inside sources to seek out all thots

Sam Hyde, his boyish charm will attract the thots.

Elliot Rodger, this guy will go nuclear on all thots, therefore eliminating them

Then I spend my last 2 dollars on the turk midget and Gino to be used as pawns.

Hitler, Alex Bones, Albinoid and the Baba

elliot rodger, martin shkreli, and sam hyde.
this is objectively the best answer

Zim
Hyde
Hitler
Just

Trump
George Zimmerman
Sam Hyde
Chris Dorner
Alex Jones

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>hitler kills hyde for being a jew
>hitler kills zim for being none white
your team now comprises of hitler and just

y is rodger worth $5 lmao

but you can bring dead people back to life? kek

the real question is why he isn't worth more than $5

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Hitler, Trump, Martin Shkreli, and I kill Brendan Fraser to buy off the -$1; dude deserves to be free from this gay earth while we do the hard work of stopping the thotting.

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>Elliot Rodger, this guy will go nuclear on all thots

He killed more guys than women during his sperg outrage. Hes a failure as it is

10 x Baba

hitler to organize
hyde to do the dirty deeds
shkreli to finance

Yes you faggot. You're like that kid who said his uncle worked at Nintendo and had a 151th pokemon. Just play the damn game you baboon.

This, I second this notion.

Hitler
Josef Kony
Sam Hyde
Turkroach

5x sam obviously

Elliot Rodger, Alex Jones and Trump

There were 151 pokemon originally user

Hitler
Sam
Dorner
and JUST guy

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RIP Dorner

Hitler absolutely spoke english you fucking baffoon. You can watch recordings of him talking.

Just need the right chemicals in the water.

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10x koksal, strike from the shadows

Hitler
>Logistics, PR, mage.
Hyde
>Wetwork, advertising, bard.
Zim Zam
>Wetwork, barbarian.
Alex Jones
>Intel gathering, information distribution, cleric.

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Ill take 5 Zimmer Zammers

>Hitler an option
>No Himmler
What's the point? None of those other options are going to be able to fill the role of Der Treue Himmler.

There are no videos of Hitler speaking english and it is unlikely he was fluent. However he was probably exposed to it enough to learn without much difficulty.

At the time Europeans were more likely to learn French.

>gino
>alex
>malik
>baba
>donald
I'll save my last dollar kek

Sam Hyde. He would literally fuck up any bitch who steps out of line. But only in self defense so it's good
Trump has been shown to fear no thot

That's really all I need. Anyone who picks Elliot is a fool. He would double cross you in a second for a chance to get a blonde roastie. He would shoot you before he would shoot a thot.

Trump fucks thots like Stormy Daniels, he dosen't patrol them.

Hitler is an impotent screeching manlet who shot himself, he'd get his shit fucked up in a fight against a real man.

Ez, just pick

>Smelliot Rodgerino
>The Donald
>ZimZam

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donald trump
pharma bro
sam hyde
alex jones
just guy

1 Turk roach for protection
1 Alex Jones for comedic purposes
1 Trump for finances and shit
1 hitler for daily redpilling(and show him the absolute state of germany)

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Give me 9 Koksal Babas and one Alex Jones. I'll make it work somehow

>no breivik sharpshooter
>no cho to clear buildings
>no teddy k for your explosives man
>no varg

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I'd pick 5 Sam Hyde and die laughing

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>not speaking German
get a load of this dunce

I'm buying 5 Alex Jones' and 5 Brendan Frasers

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Elliot, Trump, Hyde

/thread

Hitler, Zimmerman, Sam Hyde, and the Turkroach midget.

>Elliot- Experienced ex whore hunter

>Sam Hyde- Man keeps getting away with it, knows he doesnt have long

>Alex Jones- Brains behind the operation

>2$ nigger on bottom- The tank of the team, he'll cover the retreat of the whores catch up

>Doc Geno only $1

Doc Geno
Chocolate Rambo
Alex Jones
Turkey's Hero
Zimmerman
Donald Trump (if he's president, if not then Obama)

Two ERs and i am all set