Robot Private Military Corporation

The RPMC is now hiring! You have a variety of roles you can choose from!

>Corporate: Deal with shit like controversies, buying of equipment, standardization, taxes, shareholder meetings, etc. Typical corporate office shite, just hope you aren't purged when some meathead kills a civvie and your department is scapegoated. Issued a Glock 26 in 9mm.
>Infantry: You follow orders, guard people or bases, and kill people with your gun if needed, since this is a pmc you can have any kind of weaponry or equipment you want ordered using company money, just be sure caliber is same as what corporate has layed out in their standardization requirements, and that your equipment isn't too expensive to replace or repair if damaged, else corporate won't cover cost for you, and you'll have to get it repaired out if pocket and buy your own ammo. We reccomend just getting a gun that isn't too expensive to repair or get parts too, else it may be hard to have it repaired and you'll have to use a gun in our armory, or just use a company made gun. Don't worry, you don't have to pay for repairs to guns, we will not replace your gun or equipment if it is irreparably damaged and too expensive, only if it us irreparably damaged.
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>Artillery: Shoot and blow people up with big guns, yeah. Custom Equipment rules same as infantry.
>Engineers: Be a sapper, repair vehicles, construction, etc. Custom Equipment rules same as infantry. If you're smart, just get a pdw and not something heavy.
>Armoured: that is too say tanks and shiet. Custom Equipment rules same as infantry. We have 100 main battle tanks, 30 armoured personnel carriers, 30 Infantry Fighting Vehicles.
>Airforce: I mean...it's just helicopters and drones, nothing too substantial like fighter jets yet. Custom Equipment rules same as infantry. We have 15 attack helis, 10 transport helis, 15 maritime helis, 10 rescue helis, 50 UAVs, 100 commercial drones.
>Naval: Join the navy! Custom Equipment rules same as infantry. We have a moveable artificial island base, 5 oil rigs, 2 carriers, 2 company developed stealth submarine, 5 cruisers, 5 corvettes l, 2 destroyers, 10 frigates, 20 missile boats, 10 fast attack crafts, 10 AAVs, 50 patrol boats
>R&D: Research and development of variety of things. All research personnel are issued a 9mm Glock 26, although you may use any other sidearm you wish, note 9mm is only ammunition provided for by corporate.

Extra role:
>NEET shareholder: You are a neet shareholder, since the company hasn't gone public yet, you probably got in due to connections to a fellow robot in corporate. Attend meetings. Huh? You want a gun? Fir protection? Uh...here you can have this Beretta 21A Bobcat, it's chambered in .22lr. But first we'll have to do all the proper paperwork.

What role will you choose?

First order of business, we have been given an opportunity by the Ethiopians. It looks like the Eritrean government has fucked up somehow, and all diplomatic with their allies and other have been cut, the Ethiopians part of this diplomatic incident, promptly declared war on them. The Ethiopian government has agreed, through our negotiations, to cede the city of Zegeb and some extra land as well if we help them with their naval operations and some of their air operations.

Do we accept? And what do we do with the land and city after we win?

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>tfw bush war 2

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accept, then begin rapidly industrializing the city and forcefully educating the populace after we win

>Not just forcefully deporting 85% of them to Ethiopia

We'll keep the useful ones and a few others and kick the majority out.

al thos investor money in the poo hole

al thos wasted tim

I'm expected to believe we have two (2) carriers but no fucking jets? Unless you mean some glorified DDH like the jap ones from the 70s, (even that is a stretch) there is no fucking way that makes sense.

the navy bit is retarded

Don't ask me how we allocated funds man, we didn't think having fighter jets were too necessary.

I think we over invested in that, but it allows us some access to security contracts in the south china seas and around somalia.

Damn I thought this was a real thing someone was putting together untiil I read the thread.

>NEET division
>employed private army

derp

Trust, no one would join a PMC comprised of robots, and our gear would probably suck ass too.

>Someone took their time and wrote this bullshit out

lmao

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Keep the land and lease the city back to Ethiopia for modest sum and time after which it will officially annexed by Ethiopia, a reverse Hong-Kong of sorts. Annexing cities as a non-state entity would attract undue attention and reprisals. Do however develop military installations in the empty land to project influence in the region, the red-sea is pivotal in world maritime trade and the unstable Somalia right next-door could provide lucrative opportunities. Keeping Ethiopia happy should be the number one diplomatic priority.

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The Ethiopians don't have a navy, we could leverage that as a way to maintain peace somehow, like offering to take over their naval operations in lieu of them wasting money trying to build an entirely new one.

First bit of business, we need to try to get all jewish shareholders to get rid of their shares. I'm sure we have a few agents who can "handle" this task. Then our path of world domination can truly begin.

It took me 10 minutes. The real problem was "field too long" and formatting.

Well since its not public as of yet, I'm sure an internal review and the use of Japanese workplace tactics should get them to leave posthaste.

The real problem is you put actual thought into this

Good, good, then 's plan looks fantastic. We'll make sure those jews die later on, when our plans are more easily executed.

I wrote off the navy, this is a LARP but anything bigger than a fast attack craft, patrol boat or transport ship is not even remotely credible.

Bruh, the navy would easily take up 99% of the budget. For reference, Spain, a first world country with a large navy recently had to deactivate its main carrier and now only has a single Helicopter/VTOL carrier.
Only Russia and the US Navy field cruisers in this day and age.
Most countries buy their submarines from the major naval powers (Russia, Japan, not the US because they only use nuclear powered ones and those are too expensive for most countries) because developing ships is expensive as fuck.
To have 2 carriers, even if only DDHs or LHDs, FIVE cruisers, 5 frigates, 2 destroyers, etc, is impossible unless
A: you are a substantial country with a big GDP needed to fund this shit
B: You field WWII shit like Argentina did during the Falklands war (General Belgrano was a 1930s light cruiser)
Also, usually a Frigate is understood to be weaker than a Destroyer, so why do you have 5 CGs, 5 FFGs, but only 2 DDGs?

ok OP, whats the next happening so we can keep LARPing.