How do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a girl gag on your cock?

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a girl gag on your cock?
I can hardly cope with the fact that I'll never touch a woman and then there's these fucking Chads who get girls that want to slobber all over their cock while they slap them around. Not being a normie is a constant pain for me, I don't think I'll ever be able to accept my place as a permanent virgin and an outcast.

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Well to be fair most guys just dont have that kind of dick you can gag on like that.

Not a dick size thread and most cock can be gagged on.
This is a "boo-hoo I'm a virgin" thread.

Porn is making you unhappy. Stop watching it.

Work out, dress better, do self-improvement training, buy a good perfume, groom yourself properly, and start talking to girls. Don't take failure personally, it will work eventually.

I have seen fuck ugly dudes with hot girlfriends, because they can talk to girls. There is no excuse.

>Stop watching it.
I stopped, today is my 4th day with no porn if you don't count me looking up a video to take this screenshot, I didn't jack-off just captured that image.
I think I'm getting withdrawal symptoms, I'm used to jacking off 5 times a day to stuff like facialabuse, insex and other hardcore shit 99% of people would never do irl.

>these fucking Chads who get girls that want to slobber all over their cock while they slap them around.

Not even Chads. Even losers and absolutely ugly guys with STDs and body hair like an orangutan can get this happen to them by 9/10 blonde girls with pretty eyes. Blacks, Indians, Asians. Dude, even horses and dogs are getting in on that action. Why aren't you? Literally no excuse. You're in the sluttiest time period in existence, women have a literal app for finding and fucking guys with no strings attached.

There was a tedex talk about some guy who quit watching porn and why. You should watch it.

>tedEx

I know, but this one is good.

Glad to hear you've stopped. It clearly has a serious impact on your brain and your perception of sex. Make sure you take this time (especially since you were jacking 5 times a day) to begin new habits and hobbies. No Porn is such a great thing for you mind, even just as a tool to teach yourself discipline.

>How do you cope with the fact that you'll never be a girl and gag on cock?
ftfy

This, but no parfume. It's metrosexual. Girls love your natural smell. Good deodorant is fine.

everyone don't listen to this idiot

Buy a masculine scent if you're scared of smelling "metrosexual".

I'm standing by it, a good perfume will make girls perceive you as clean, and more refined.
Girls hate guys with poor hygiene.

>Good deodorant is fine.
kek

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you're being very over dramatic, what you didn't have a girlfriend during school so you decide to act as if you've been defeated by life after only been going for this long?
You'll be able to find someone when you've learned to stop overthinking all of this

>How do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a girl gag on your cock?
With anime and ASMR.

In real life I'm shy and timid, my social skills are on retard levels and I don't have good looks to make girls look past my shyness. I don't think I'm actually retarded since I was always kinda one of the smart kids (near the top with intelligence but on the bottom of the social hierarchy). Obviously, the "intelligence" didn't help me so far in life
Only ugly fat chicks use apps, clubs are mating grounds where I live, which is terrible for someone (me) who dislikes the shitty music, can't dance and has the charm of a bag of rocks.

Seen it when it came out.

>stop overthinking
Not really easy, I'll pretend I'm not overthinking it untill I stop. Fake it till you make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Coq93H30lJs

Not that kind of ASMR.

That's the only ASMR video I've ever liked, made me laugh, others make me uncomfortable.
Is there more to ASMR than girls whispering into a mic?

I sent a girl on Craigslist a pic of my dick and asked her if she wanted to get creampied, she said yes and invited me to a hotel. When I got in the door she unbuttoned my pants and took my 7in dick all the way down to my balls and started just sucking on it with her throat.

I had to stand her up and bend her over immediately to explode balls deep in her fucking cunt and pound it into her. Otherwise I would have just came down her throat the moment I got in the door.

Craigslist, here I come!

I listen mostly to anime/2D type ASMR. There's talking, ear cleaning, hair washing, massaging, things like that.

oh no no no no no no no

they got rid of the classifieds a few years ago

just be a normie you cuck

Literally just walked into her room, had my cock in throat and then balls deep raw in tight cunt. I was going to run if she wasn't attractive, but she ended up being slim and I lasted like 2 minutes inside her before I filled her up. She's going to be here again next weekend. Thanks Craigslist.

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this is actually pretty dam good advice, these guys have obviously never been around girls.
from my personal experience a good deodorant(not that axe shit) goes a long way, just put enough that you can still smell it, so it mixes in with your natural scent, it will turn rile them up for sure.

Craigslist personals haven't since March. You have to talk Tinder or whatever for normies to get your bait.

LAUGH AT THE BAITER

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Would you be ok with a gf who gives you blowjobs even if she doesn't gag on it?

Yes, I'd prefer if she did but I'm fine with just a normal one from time to time. I just used it as an example to segway into my problem.