You're only allowed to post ITT if you woke up in bed next to someone this morning.
Angry incels stay OUT.
Good Morning
Landon Hill
Brandon Collins
i think you might be on the wrong website m8
David Cook
Stuffed animals count... right?
Easton Turner
>le trigger incel thread
try harder next time
Josiah Wood
Cuddling next to the missus as I type this.
Xavier Russell
The rules were very clear guys. Please show yourselves out.
Ryan Richardson
Make me, Ioser. You're just attention whoring.
Kayden Parker
>tfw woke up next to my daki.
That totally counts. You can't force me to leave faggots.
Blake Kelly
I have this picture on my phone. And the phone is usually lying in by bed.
Joseph Gutierrez
to early to feel op...
Jackson Young
Guys, please be respectful. You have the rest of the board. Please allow us normies our own space.
Caleb Brooks
If you explain in detail why Jow Forums of all the boards?
What kind of normie you are? You wanna feel like the king among rats or something?
Parker Perez
Kiss my ass, niggerbitch.
James Rogers
Would that be some sort of achievement?
Oliver Wright
I love how people romanticise that, then IRL it's mostly waking up next to someone with bad breath who is kicking you, snoring and stealing your blankets.
Jaxon White
Yeah, but you also get to rub your morning wood against her ass so that's pretty good.
Oliver Walker
if my pure imotochan counts...
Anthony Barnes
Fuck yeah this happened by happenstance
Reporting in
Also
The girl is asian.
s t a y m a d w h i t e b o y
Charles Foster
Lovepillows and your imagination dont count fag
Robert Torres
I'm a women if that way maybe you can belive it
Justin Lewis
I hope your spouce cheats on you and gives you aids
Evan Johnson
You are not describing waking up. Youre at best describing the difficulties of being next to a girl who is asleep
Jacob Russell
I'm actually talking about when I wake up in the middle of the night because my bf is kicking me. I like the way he snores tho, when we don't sleep together I can't sleep together at all.
Hunter Howard
I woke up to your mother this morning.
Stupid bitch started decomposing before i could bury her carcass.
Samuel Howard
sad incel is sad
Liam Collins
They only have two modes: sad and mad.