H-hello Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today? D-did the world seem as bright and cheerful and f-full of life as the first time I m-met you?
Yeah me either. So come on, let's talk it out, come up with a solution to those woes of yours. Don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous.
hey qt
you need help chris-, pardon, christine.
H-hello! How are you d-darling? W-what's on your mind?
M-my name is Alice dear
Didn't you used to have some magnets on the fridge? Were you burgled by magnet bandits?
Please
No
im feeling pretty good
sippin that water
f-fuck o-off c-cuntface
N-no, my fridge is stainless. N-not magnetic
Why is there a woman in my house?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
H-how tsundere, Anonymous
Where anonsmzq
Oh I h-have them on steam
no im just being a healthy boi
G-good for you kiddo! That's a g-good attitude!
Uwu I love cooking, desu.
Whoa why didn't I get a Steam notif this time
Also welcome back to Jow Forums, Alice!
show benis or gtfo
Lol what's this
G-good to be back!
S-sorry dear, I'm here to help, not show an organ I don't have
L-love and cheer
Nevermind just got the notification. Did you do a Jow Forums thread yesterday too or only /b/?
why here again?
I only d-did /b/
I d-don't understand the question
Well whoevers in that pic certainly has a whole lot of love and cheer if you know what I mean
Yeah I just wanted to make sure I didn't miss it if there was one.
R-right?!
Did n-not miss anything at all love
HOLY FUCK NO, WHO SAID YOU COULD COME BACK
why do you enable this faggot/attention whore? what's the appeal?
why have you decided to make a thread here again?
Missed you too Alice
Idk she's just nice
There u r
I d-did
Hee y-you are very sweet
dont you normally stick to /b/?
Shes slightly better than watchanon
Thanks but you're the sweetest.
No
I go w-where I am needed
Oh p-please. I'm n-nothing without Anonymous
draw my spiderman
And anonymous is nothing without you
holy fuck this is some top tier shitposting
Alright, fuck this board. I'm done.
S-sorry, I can't draw well
bye fren
DRAW IT
Eat shit and die
N-no thank you.
C-can I draw Spider Gwen instead?
yes just draw something
Okay. G-give me a day, I'll g-get back to you tomorrow
By the way have you listened to Death Grips yet?
DRAW IT NOW FAGGOT
based
Jow Forums is an board
Unless you're a trap, GET OUT!
You couldn't just stay on fucking /b/ could you, pure cancer.
N-not yet
You r-realize I've posted here before right?
Also, I'm chemo, not cancer
Nice buns
I'll l-listen right now, j-just for you
>inb4 everyone gets b& simply for posting in this thread like last time
Please be so
STOP STUTTERING DUM BITCH
T-that was like, nearly a year ago. Not "last time".
N-no thank you
Ok, tell me what you think of it! I wouldn't be surprised if you're not into it though so don't worry about that.
I'll d-do so
Oh, t-this sounds very industrial. Is t-that the genre?
I’d like to ask you once to go back to /b/ or got to
I genuinely can't read your shit without wanting to end it all, you literally have the opposite effect on people you're trying to have. You should just assist people on the verge to just go through with it already.
Yup, industrial hip-hop.
nice bun
I'd l-like to ask you for a hug
you genuinely make me want to fucking kill myself, not be conscious in the same dimension as someone who stutter types and avatarfags
You're beautiful and I love you, Op.
Shut up dum bitch.
Yep they're really loud and noisy but I like it. Their new album is supposed to come out soon so I'm ready for that, they don't usually give release dates though so it could drop out of the blue any day now.
Don’t reply, threads will die quicker that way
This board generally gives positive advice, it doesn’t need you. /b/ or Jow Forums could use someone like you
S-sorry, I don't avatarfag
>be attention whore
>pretend to want to help sad little virgin men
>profit?
What kinda music do you like?
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore. I hate attention.
I'm just here to help.
Jazz and Blues
>I hate attention.
I dunno guys, I genuinely think that people who type this way are cute. I don't understand why you guys have to be such cynical assholes, even if alice may be a little bit of an attention seeker.
just stop replying mate
shut up alice
*shrugs* It's t-true.
S-sorry, I dislike attention.
W-wasn't me.
>I d-don't like attention, sorry
Neat, I'm pretty sure I already recommended these to you a while back but you might like Moe Jazz and Nujabes
Why don't you live up to your name once in a while, niceya
...
I s-start threads to help people
Alright all, t-that was my thread
Found it archive.nyafuu.org
Seeya next time.
archive.nyafuu.org
Wait this one should link to the reply.
Based and redpilled
>Patreon
What the fuck