>be me
>be 24
>go on tinder because bored and want something out of life
>find good looking girl
>i'm decent looking 6.5/10 probs
>we hit it off
>we text for a couple of months
>things are getting good
>feel confident enough to send her a dick pic
>she sends one back
>PANICINTENSFIESE.JFUCKINGPG
>"yeah, I didn't tell you up until now because I was scared you wouldn't like me anymore
>stop texting it
>bath in holy water
>miss me with that gay shit
Be me
Nathan Torres
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Colton Evans
>Text for couple months
Does this actually happen with people on Tinder?
Cameron Carter
chat.whatsapp.com
Dodged a bullet there mate
Ryder Murphy
What are these scary whatsapp links about?
Alexander Hernandez
>tfw too pathetic to make a tinder even though worst case scenario is just that everything I already think about myself is reaffirmed
Logan Young
Tinder is 100% about photos. If you look good in them, or they signal out that you have certain interests that some girls might have, you will get matches.
Aaron Long
My room is kinda nice and I have a lot of art books should I just haphazardly put them on my desk I'm standing in front of with some freshly made food next to me?
Leo Cox
Nah. Take a photo of yourself looking at something in the distance with a vague expression, put a black and white filter on it, and all the art hoes will flock to you. Or just go with your idea. It's best to go with something that actually transmits something true. Otherwise you'll only ever get women with a completely wrong idea of you.
Cooper Morgan
Very scary look out...
Chase Cook
Does anyone ever fall for your jew tricks?
Angel Murphy
Wouldn't I need to get someone else to take that photo?
Cameron Nguyen
Yeah. If they themselves are artistic, you can just ask them to take the photo, and they will do their thing. If you can't get someone else to do it, then just go with your original idea. It might get the right idea across.
Brayden Campbell
Jepbthey join and have a fun time
Caleb Fisher
How much do (((they))) pay you for one?
Easton Carter
Free of charge. Come home brother
Hunter Allen
I haven't had a photo taken of myself since my sister's wedding in 2012.
John Nelson
>she sends one back
Assuming you didn't make this up, that's kind of hilarious, although I'd have a similar response. What kind of idiot thinks that's a good way to reveal it? Stupid
Brandon Murphy
What, you work for free?
Do you have any idea how much human liver costs on the black market?
Lincoln Jenkins
sorry im not pajeet I dont use whatsapp
Aiden Butler
Only with betas. Chad asks if she wants to fuck on the first message
Ethan Lee
This. Its pretty much only because OP is a a "beta" male like most of us, and the tranny was a tranny so I'm not gonna expect her to be doing shit like a normal person
Aiden Garcia
am i a chad then? i ask it within the hour anyway?
Jack Bennett
Some people like it, others not
But if you really liked her/him, you would forget the fact she/he's a trap.
Christopher Howard
Chad/Brad get right down to it.
Levi Martin
>It's best to go with something that actually transmits something true
That's the thing, you actually need to be someone that goes out and does shit too. Nobody wants to date a boring shut in
Joshua Ross
I cook, draw, go to the gym, and have 3 close friends who drag me along somewhere every so often
Can I just pose with a half drank bottle of Kraken and a friend nearby with some beers and red solos lying around?
Jason Foster
Its not gonna happen regardless but I hope I never get laid again.