"Hey good looking..."

Ask if she knows where to get coke. Buy her some drinks and treat her nicely, have a good conversation. Ask her to invite some friends up to the hotel room so we can party. Party is going on in hotel room, other girls have entered the picture. Keep plying red-dress with drinks to get her to blackout stage so she doesn't persist on me too much. Treat her like the fun fat friend and let her enjoy it. After she passes out decide if I want to fuck someone else.

>say hello without any emotion
>buy myself a drink
>leave

They're integrating Cortana into Smartcars now?

Get real everyone, if she were 100 lbs heavier I would still fuck her because I'm scared of having 9 months to stop my wizardry and fat chicks aren't that bad.

"Sorry I haven't got any money"

>"Oh i'm sorry, i'm married :)"
>not actually married

landwhales btfo

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*motorboats her ass*

Please sit on my lap.

Isnt it funny that a way to cope with lonelyness is us imagining situations which will literally never exist

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>"Thank you fat lady"
>Run away

I dont give a fuck

Look at dat ass

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>hey tuts u wanna get some drinks & come back to mine?

why run when you could stroll?

is she wearing a diaper?

orig

I'd love to just hug her naked in bed, suck on em fat tiddies, while railin her until I cum.

you need to leave your basement first senpai and we know that will never happen

Her ass is bigger than her entire torso, think about that. Sorry but blackbots might like this, not my cup of tea

Can i pee in your mouth? If not, gtfo my sight

>Get caught in her gravitational well and start burning due to atmospheric friction as I spiral towards her at increasing velocity
fucking orbiters

Ok, that doesnt quite what i liked in relationships, probably, I should help gf with exercising!

she has a massive ass so obviously I'd fuck her if i didnt already have a gf

>Gravity

That thing that doesn't exist?

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I'd fuck her.

Blowjob + Prone bone + titfuck and finish in mouth.

Honestly the thought of her sucking my dick is making me hard. I used to not like fat girls but now I love bbw porn

>"Whaaat you got cocking?"
orignalelele

Scream "BRAAAAAAAAPO HIPPO" at the top of my lungs and run.

Fat girls are my fetish, I'd harpoon that poon all night

>tfw not even literal landwhales like you

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Realise she wasn't talking to me but was actually talking to herself about the buffet behind me.

I didnt know whales can talk

Jokes on you OP, I'm a Cetacean enthusiast

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What are dating apps that have more fat girls on them, but don't fetishize them either (like fetlife or whatever)? Tinder has a chubby/fat girl maybe once every 50-60 girls or so.

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Feabie. It is a feeder fetish site but most girls on there are vanilla fat chicks. If you are decent looking and don't act like a creep you will get garaunteed replies.

Fat pig.
Get slagged, you slut roastie.
>inb4 you think "roastie" is a snack.

It does sound like it fetishizes them. It sounds like social suicide to be found on that site and it will inflate (no pun intended) their market value. Also I doubt anyone uses it in Finland

i always wonder how people this big wipe their asses

>be into fat chicks
>live in eastern europe
>the only girls that arent skinny are 40yo women
i feel your pain

Thanks for reminding me how hard chubby/fat 40 year old women are to find

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They use a bidet shover, or just spread their cheeks

There's a couple 400lb qts from Finland on that site, message them dude!

What does it require to register?

volcel if you wouldn't smash
there's no way i would wife a woman like that, but if she wanted the D it is as good as gravy

Say "braaap" then walk away.
BTFO = every woman on the planet, they can't handle that remark

Smash with the force of a thousand suns

Just an email, you don't have to pay anything

Head to the buffet she was obviously speaking to

>"I see through you, foul seductress. Thou shall not take my wizardry from me!"
In all seriousness, I'd just smash and dash.

I can disprove that with highschool level physics and one of those cheap air pump rockets.
Flat earthers are brainlets.

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Made a fake account. Very few finnish users, most of them were last logged in like a year ago and it had a gross vibe in general.

Feabie is a shithole, just camwhores and attention-whores. Unless you live in a major metropolitan area, best you can get is internet friends.

Meh I travel a lot for work so I have hooked up half a dozen girls using the site, and I have exchanged nudes with at least 2 dozen chicks off their. It's been worth it for me.

I have actually had cam whores message me wanting to talk, and I'm not that good looking. There are a lot of really entitled girls on there though that think I need to spend $100 on Chinese food just for the privilege of talking to them, I'll give you that

More 4 me

Maybe I'll give it another shot, but desu I've had better luck with tinder in terms of fatties.

Bigboi here I have skinny women hit on me because I have a pretty face with long hair
Makes no sense desu reee I want a Thicc gf
T. 27 year old virgin boomer white male with opedius

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Kaban what are you doing here?

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> opedius
keked

Have her launch me off a trampoline and become the first of all my friends to break a Guinness world record

Reee I want a Thicc mummy gf my irl mum is getting too old for the braaap

There's like a grand total of 20 female users here. Many of them don't have pics or just haven't logged in for a while. 1-2 of them seem to be transgender

The problem with fat/chubby/thicc girls is that they often don't like you touching their belly, as their are insecure about it
Why did E3 have so many hot girls this year? I fapped to like 3-4 conferences

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there's many girls into the belly
just introduce them into the feedee community

It's pretty easy to fatpill girls, I'm pretty sure most girls are closet feedees who just haven't been exposed to it.

Please bump my bbw bred anons desu

I'm not into feederism, I just enjoy thicc thighs, plump bellies and big round breasts. I don't get turned on by girls eating, just the inevitable aftermath

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Not gonna bump your rebbit screencap thread, buddy

Poh-tay-toh
Poh-tah-toh

Fuck you I poured my heart into that greentext, this site is my only source of validation

As a black man, I have to say the ass makes me happy, but she's a bit too big for me, so it would come down to a razor thin margin, I'd have to hear her voice and see if she's the least bit smug, arrogant or self centered. Any of those and I'm out.

Braaaappppppppppfffffffffttthh

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This is true, e.g. my ex girlfriend. She was bulimic for a time though so she had all kinds of body issues.

What if she was racist but gave the best succcc in the country?

I'd ask if I could wear her thighs as earmuffs.

Would she give the succ to a black guy? If so she probably is a closet coal burner

>ex GF gained a bunch it weight due to medicine she was on
>She was fat before, but now she approached landwhale territory
>Was super self conscious, kept asking if I was going to find someone skinny, wouldn't let me have sex with her except for lights off missionary, never believed me when I told her I like her better this way
>One day she walks in on me fapping to a 500lb woman getting rammed while eating donuts
>Doesn't say anything but just walks out, I'm hoping she didn't see what I was watching and pretended to ignore it
>Later that night she asks if I'm really into women that fat, I say yes
>She takes off my pants and climbs on top of me
>She puts my hands on her belly and let's me play/jiggle with her fat while she rides me for 20 minutes

Still probably he best.sex u ever had

Mummy originally thiccc

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How fat we talking? F-for research of course

I'd sit with her and have a drink and some fun, then I'd take her up to my hotel room and give her a hard rawdog pounding and a deep creampie like she wants

t. high test

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Cute my mums like this has a big ass as well
Reee I need to find a big Thicc milf to replace her with
Qt
Hnnng mal malloy bbw Chan for those who dunnk

>activate orders 66, 24, 78 and 12 with extra fried rice

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That sounds too fat.

You're more of a man than me user power to ya

She started off at 220 or so, this story happened at 350

Probably, it's not everyones cup of tea

Any advice for a decent looking guy who doesn't know how to meet feedees?

That, or desperate.

Relocate to the United States of America

I'm in america, the amerifat meme isn't real around my area.

Fat chicks far outnumber chubby chasers, just approach them how you would any other girl, don't bring up their weight at all at first, they are used to getting shit for it and it scares them off even if you tell them you have a fat fetish

Most fat girls will gain weight just through bad habits they already have, especially if they know you won't leave them if you put on weight. You won't get spectacularly fast gains, though. For actual feedees your best bet is fetish sites, unfortunately.

I have to actually talk to them? Gay.

I want to slapper your brapper until you flapper or crapper, mama.

Slam that braphog against the counter and have my way with her rear end

>Wailord used Body Slam!

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I was amused by this quip.

Leave, immediately.

This filter sucks ass.

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