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Birthday on the 29th lads, can't wait

Just depressed and no motivation as usual

Nice, spread those cheeks and lie down darling

DIDN'T SEE THE CUTE LASS AT WORK TODAY ONCE

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Don't say that lad I just started the diet, feel great so far.

>mum hates all the music i listen and went so far as to call outkast shitty techno music
>she said she likes MF doom as i am playing operation doomsday

strange, must be the chill beats and samples.

Happy birthday matey. Getting the electric blanket?

>The tickets are necessary for making friends since it'll hep be develop a personality
You have to actually force yourself to interact with people instead of just watching the football match/concert then going home though lad. You're not going to are you?

become a cute lass at work to flex on her

Just a bad patch lad, things will get better eventually

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>ironing board edit in the last thread
H-hello?

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Nah lad, all I'm doing is drinking with friends

Just ate 20biscuits all I wanna do is eat

That's what I'm getting for my birthday but I'm not very excited about getting older and it's not until October.

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What're your plans for it lad?

>How does Tim afford all that stuff

It's not like when you lose your job all possessions you have spontaneously vanish

I just want a simple job where I don't have to be around anyone

Anyone got any recommendations???

Why is your mum an actual "chill lofi beats to study to" person

Been a good degenarate today lads. Waited nearly 3 hours for my wake and bake. Well pleased with myself

professional hider?

HGV driver is a good one, although you have to be 25

Got gta v for 16 quid on xbone. Last played it at launch on PS3. Been having the cravings to just cruise around and run people over desu.

Farming, something like crops instead of live stock

Drinking lad. Maybe order some pizza, haven't done that since January
Telephone call centre is supposed to be simple. Maybe a truck driver

Ooops. Thought it was yours. Knew it was Libra so just assumed.
Don't get too drunk!

Firm, fit butts are life elixir.

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Cleaner. Get some audio books or music you like and stick your headphones on. Usually working solo and either early morning/later in the day so you can avoid everyone

This is a reminder to never put dirty headphones in your ears. I got a double ear infection and I'm in FUCKING agony waiting on these antibiotics and ibuprofen to kick in

Thank God I wasn't born before modern medicine, I would have just necked myself after a bottle of whiskey

My willy twitches when i go on THOT killing sprees on GTA

Lighthouse keeper blx.

Treat yourself, don't have a birthday every day after all.

Good post. Teeth and ears pain are the stuff of nightmares.

H-how do you know they're dirty? What counts as dirty?
I hate in-ear buds but they're all you can buy nowadays, just want the old style back that don't feel like you have a cotton bud stuck in ur ear desu

>he doesn't just wear headphones
Used to be an earbuds lad until I got my first pair of Seinnheiser headphones.

this sounds pretty good, I have that autistic desire to have everything clean, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to empart that onto a job

gonna be hard getting a job when you're competing with a gorillian milfs though

>just want the old style back that don't feel like you have a cotton bud stuck in ur ear desu

you can still buy in eat headphone like that on amazon.

amazon.co.uk/Sennheiser-Portable-Media-Players-Headphones-blue/dp/B004ZLV0GS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1537893006&sr=8-5&keywords=sennheiser ear

you look an autist if you walk around with proper headphones, yes, the normies that buy dre beats are even bigger autists for spending so much on headphones that are so shit

I love howling at fat girls who hate on thin girls because they are "too skinny/scrawny"

Buy a domain name, set up wordpress, post daily articles about a subject you like, try make them about 700 words minimum. Add Google AdSense and maybe even Amazon affiliate links. You should start getting some visitors after a few weeks and hopefully they will click on ads or buy stuff off Amazon and earn you some wonga. If your lucky you can make a living but most likely just beer money

I had to have soup because my jaw is now too sore to move, fuck me I forgot how good life was without being in constant pain

Honestly it's just a guess but mine had a lot of ear wax on them and I've dropped them lots on the bus floor

>Body positivity
>Unless you're skinny

Kek alright, thx lad. I think when you're on the wrong side of 25, you don't care as much :^)

>he still cares about normies think of him

I agree. That's why I don't really listen to music other than in the house. I like to have a quiet environment and be able to listen to an LP the whole way through. Maybe I should get some shit earbuds for out and about but they always fall out of my misshapen ears when I'm walking anyway.

i just saw it, well meme'd
youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

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how easy is it to live on a apprenticeship wages?

It's called an email scam
Don't send your credit card to that man
No matter what ya think
Bleach is not a refreshing drink
Leave your manga at home
Unless you wanna live your whole life alone
Your mom's not a dummy
The meme that you sent to her just wasn't funny

>remembering the ecchi I used to read on the bus on way to school
Wahey. Paperback and everything.

isnt an apprentices wage like 3 quid an hour?

I do that already!! full time!!

driving scares me!!

no fucking idea how i'd get into that!!

call centres are terrifying!

dont shitpost I need help!!!

>driving scares me
surrender your license cunt

minimum wage for apprenticeships is 3.70 per hour

so doing a full time apprenticeship you'd be on about 100-120 quid a week

I mean a lighthouse keeper would seriously probably be a good job for you

I get more than that on a week on autismbux.

no u!

24234324

>That's why I don't really listen to music other than in the house

Same, i only listen to music with good headphone when i am in the house. Besides you need a decent amplifier to use expensive headphones, may as well use 10 quid earbuds when you're out and about.

still laughing at the normals who buy dre beats, they are so shit.

I'm giving giving giving advice
I'm giving advice
'cause I'm nice!

I hope my advice helped you reflect on your actions
and it didn't just sound like mean detractions

Baker
You just bake bread all morning then go home.
It was pretty nice.

I don't like how bulky they are
Tbf I've only started using headphones again recently cause I got some as a present and I'm coping ok with them but when they break I think Amazon might be my go-to for that style
Yeah okay mine are never that bad and I make a point of washing them if they go on the floor
My brother was a cleaner at a preschool during uni and said he loved it. Get paid a bomb for it too.

Tbh, lads. I'd consider being a personal wanker to so old bloke if the money was decent and I didn't have to have actual sex.

although the reduced minimum wage only applies if you're under 19 or in your first year

I didn't know he worked, what did he do? Also I'm just interested because it's a semi okay flat, and its rented. So he must have a lot of money saved up.

One might say I was doomed from the get-go
But those same people assume, 'cause they'll never know
What it's like to be called to what's not set in stone
I am one with the ebb and flow, that's all I know

I'm not planning on making friends there

The idea is that when I meet people via work I can tell them that I went to a concert/show

pakiboo is ban evading and not using his trip.

Got my driving test this week, lads. Any non-meme advice? I feel like I'm driving consistently enough but I think nerves are getting to me.

just dont fuck up
simple as

tell jokes to distract the instructor while you do your shitty manoeuvres

>driving test
fuck off normie

>get home from work in morning
>crash and have a nap after, beer, pizza and painkillers
>"oh no I overslept! Oh wait I've already been to work"

Watch Initial D before your test

I suppose.
Hope it's a sexy lass who can jerk me off like in The Inbetweeners.
Far from it. I'm just putting my autism bennies to good use.

10 points if you hit an old biddy
20 for hitting a child
And 40 if you can run down chad

What do I buy for breakfast?

Depends on the company. If you go for a small company they'll pay you minimum wage and might dispose of you after you finish the apprenticeship. It's basically exploitable cheap labour. If you go for a good company you could start on about 15 grand a year and they'll walk through brick walls to keep you if you pull your weight

t. Apprenticeship offshore

You tell middle aged people you watch mandrama?

it's 6pm you madman

Pretty much sums it up.
The apprenticehship scheme has been taken advantage of by so many business.
>apprentice shop worker
>apprentice bar man
>apprentice call centre worker
Would only take apprenticeship for a trade with a reputable company to build a career tbqh.

Just consumed a fried egg lmfaoooO

yeah but for tomorrow

Grab his thigh instead of the gears lad, always gets a chuckle and the mood right before a big test

Today I've had 20 biscuits and 2 pieces of Toast
State

what hobbies do you guys have? Do people even have hobbies in England?

piss
off
yank
MONG

right, just ordered some pizza

two for tuesday at pizza hut, 1 large pepperoni feast with pan crust, 1 large pepperoni feast with classic crust

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>love autumn
>too tired to go out for nice autumn walks after work

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croissants ham and cheese
slice croissant in half add ham and cheese then fold back over and pop under the grill as normal
add a splash of worcestershire sauce for bonus madlad points, wahey

video games, working out, music, films.
simple as

Bit boring on the toppings there lid

>2 OF THE SAME PIZZAS
wHY?