Things that make NPCs go !

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ENEMY SIGHTED
REQUESTING BACK UP

any music with screaming in it

exclamation mark means a quest given by NPC

>yes i'm a virgin
original comment accept it you dumb fucking robot

lemme fix that :

>things that make questgivers go !

I don't listen to music. Oregano.

I don't have any social media

Orig

Here you go faggots
Now it's a NPC detecting one that is not their own

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I dont smoke weed or drink

The yellow is much easier on the eyes

>why don't you work more hours
>well, I prefer having more free time to having more money

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>I dont have a gf
>eating is a chore
>I dont enjoy drugs or alcohol

Saying you've never seen x piece of popular media

I have them all:
>I don't smoke
>I don't drink
>I don't have any social media
>I don't watch Netflix
>I don't have a significant other

>l hate being circumcised

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spotted the NPCs. When will you scriptbois just accept what you are?

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>I'm dead inside
>I masturbate to hentai
>my gf is a trap

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Equality is a lie.

anything JQ related
>inb4 NPCs telling me to go back to Jow Forums

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>actually, I only listen to classical music

NPCs don't really listen to music either. Just whatever is popular.

>non-positive statement
>a factual statement
>not awarding a participation trophy
>not being accepting of unacceptable behavior
>call out someone on being racist against white people

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Holy fucking shit this, people are so stuck up their ass about Overtime and all I can think is fuck that I'm going home

>I don't drink
>I don't smoke
>Do you guys like any non-rap music?
>I don't have social media
>I'm not a feminist
>Trump isn't as bad as the media makes him sound
>Trump is worse than his supporters make him sound
>14 year olds can understand consent
>I play videogames competitively
>I want to live in a van
>I don't drink coffee
>trans people are mentally ill
>HRT is the best treatment for transgender people
>women (and men) who whore around make worse partners.
>promiscuity is bad
>I don't really have an opinion on [subject]

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Yeah it really baffles them when they can't manipulate me with money.

>You have a big house all to yourself user, why not rent it out to me
>no
>You'd save tons of money, and you don't work as much as the rest of us
>I don't need the money, I prefer solitude

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>Make a thread asking females to post (Insert anything, especially if boyfriend related)
It makes the NPCs on here squirm over to those threads

I don't like pizza or coffee
NPCs freak out at me when they hear this. I have seen some physically shake.

>I want to live in a van
Hahaha nice jab 'gainst these consumerist NPCs fellow #vanlifer
#vanlife #hippie #freedom #beatnik

>i hate tattoos
Gets them every time

Disinfo shill. Ignore this guy.

Why the fuck are we using npc instead of normalfaggot now?

Can somebody explain the NPC meme to me?

Lifes a game and everyone else is an NPC

suggesting that girls under the age of 18 can be attractive

>I want to do (rare/out there job)
>"Lol user you can't be serious ??? How would anyone get that job ??? !"
Well someone has to be a fucking astronaut, you absolute mong cunt.

Why are robots not the NPC's? Playing a game that centers around being a NEET doesn't seem very fun.

this, the npcs really do not like to hear that.

liking teenage girls as an adult male

Incels and robots are aware they're NPCs right? They dont do anything, they don't contribute and if you removed them from the simulation nobody would notice.

>this

When you tell this to the NPCs of Jow Forums, they start to glitch out and screech at you.

Whose original footprints are these..?

Whoa nice way to hide that youre a pedo faggot

NPCs spotted haha ebin meme :)

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Ya, but if you removed the simulation away from the users, they'd see how rotten our souls really are, fear, and create a new simulation to quarantine us again.

being a virgin past 16

Souls are inherently pure.

If that's so then how did evil come into this world? Something has to taint a pure soul and that something must have been something conscious and without a 'pure soul'

just because it's immaterial doesn't mean it can't be adulterated numb nuts.

>I don't have netflix
>I don't use social media
>I don't watch tv

Satan being a little bitch.

Post proof. The true form of a Soul is always pure. Even if adulteration is possible it's not permanent

this is a stupid conversation. Many of us have dark souls. It just speaks for itself.

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Holy fuck my digits here.
Kek decrees it. Fuck you, Ms Smith, you presumptive, childhood-dream-killing bitch. I will become an astronaut.

The NPC meme is made by NPCs, that's why

*tips fedora in your direction*
Tis a jolly thing to converse with fellow dark souls

It's already too late for you. You're competing with the best of the best. Top career air force pilots, special forces doctors, etc. If you havent already started the path, been gifted genius level IQ and have great connections it'll never happen unless you win the lottery, buy your way onto Elon musks space tourism shit and call yourself an astronaut that way

i mean you can fight someone who is principally a demon such as myself but its going to exhaust you. go ahead and think im kidding. it only benefits me.

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>If you havent already started the path
That's where you're mistaken sir. I already HAVE started and have genius level hypersmarts (I am very lonely). Coonections don't cut it for best of the best, but I think top world scientific research centres is a good place to start with.
Only got one batchelors (2 years to complete, but it's a medical degree one, so I'm gonna get another one in a year), and I'm getting all lined up for ESA/UKSA, with NASA as an additional option if I feel like getting dual nationality. They all doubted me and I'll prove them wrong yet.

>elon musk
>finishing anything
i hope this is true

>i hope this is true
It unironically is. Can't wait for primary school reunion. Those teachers were all just buttmad because I corrected their shitty teaching.
>No user, the moon goes around the earth every 24 hours, not every 28 days. That's why you see it every 24 hours.
Cunts. Fucking hate NPCs.

No I don't watch sportball

>I don't like tattoos
Triggered every person I've ever meet

Know your audience
>You like tattoos on males?
>Problematic and toxic masculinity
Uni feminists are too easy