Femanon Ideal Bf

treasure hunting/fossil-artifact collecting/amateur genetics/fencing/making apps/exploring outdoors and abandoned places would be the unique ones that other people here or normies dont have

I dunno, I can cook and I'm loyal.

Wait wtf how much are you into prehistoric life?

Treasure hunting? Ever found anything? And what does genetics mean as a hobby?

I doubt men can really love me and never want to leave me till the day I die. It's impossible and something I don't deserve anyways.

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Well, my ideal bf and minimum for a bf would be:
>1. Male
That's literally it.

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good start, what do you look like?

I'm grounded in the modern world as well I just find the ancient world fascinating

Yes of course, some things over a century old and worth a few hundred dollars. I'm looking to get my wreck diving license. Genetics just means I'm into researching genetic anthropology to explain history, evolution and population movements but I've also found lost relatives with it as well that my family never knew about.

After the day ive had im starting to feel the same way, decided to ask a random girl for her number ended up in flames

I fit that perfectly and I'm looking for gf that is:
1.female
Where do you live?

Well I dont find it odd I would love to get to know someone who finds ancient life interesting.

>something I don't deserve anyways.
Why do you think that?

Friendly piece of advice here: don't ever think that.
It's a terrible mindset that not only will make you push away any potential bf, or even a normal friend, but even if you get in a relationship, you'll end up ruining it.
You need to trust people. Dickheads are everywhere, sure, but if someone is genuinely interested in you, it means you deserve it.

Every good person deserve love.

Brown hair, blue eyes, my skin is pale. I'm almost 5 and a half feet tall too.
>tfw small boobs
I live in Texas and rarely go outside. What about you, user?

Sounds pretty great, what's your discord?

Where in Texas might I ask? Houston here

Why am I crying. I'm such a fucking PUSSY

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It's ok to cry user.
Let it all out, get a nice hot shower, have a comfy dinner and enjoy a good night of sleep.
You will feel better in the morning.

Really? Why is that user? What are some of your hobbies?

I haven't truly fallen for the discord meme. What makes it so good? I tried it once and didn't like it.
A few miles out of Waco myself.

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Personally I love paleontology, its always caught my interest and it usually never comes up in a normal conversation so the fact that a femanon is interested peaks my interest. Like any other user I love my rpgs and Tokusatsu

Discord is a really well made app for chat and voice chat.
People on here like it because unlike most of social network, you can still have some anonymity, since the only thing you need is a nickname

it's just the go to way to contactfag. but that's ok, just email me instead: [email protected] and we can figure it out.

>has to be an actual male (no traps or trannies)
>has to live in the continental US

thats pretty much it

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And now you have a better understanding of how a female thinks

Well what are your interests, I can fit this

That's 3 hours from me, considering you could have been anywhere on the planet I'd say that's pretty feasible

You haven't really posted anything about yourself so I'm not about to say we will be right for each other but if you feel like trying here's a throwaway email

[email protected]

No one will ever find someone from these threads, this is a funpost.

Basically Gaara. Someone who hates someone else, was hurt by others in the past. Hopefully he doesn't even feel attached to his parents and has no friends. I'll be really kind to him, supportive no matter what, unconditionally loving. That emotionally manipulates him into becoming dependent on me. He'll be obsessive, control where I go, not let me do certain things. Then not let me talk to other people. We'd spend all our time together and me leaving for a few minutes would make him upset.

In practice, I'd probably get killed by someone unstable. But in theory, the fucked up yandere boyfriend is better than a healthy relationship.

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someone who hates EVERYONE* else, that was important to my post

>He'll be obsessive, control where I go, not let me do certain things. Then not let me talk to other people. We'd spend all our time together and me leaving for a few minutes would make him upset.
That's sound terrible, user

Where within the continental US do you live?

I'm in Dallas but I warn you I am black

I match some of these...

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You sound cute, would hug

' or taller
6'2''
>>ripped and toned but not huge and beefy
Toned and streamlined
>>sexy voice
Was told I have one
>>sexy blue eyes
Green
>>jet black hair
got it and it's long
>>white
Slav
>>has interesting hobbies
Do my own little engineering projects
inch or bigger downstairs
6x5 :/
>>lets me call him Daddy in bed
Oh hell yes
>>lives on his own
110 square meters 2-story house that my dad left me after his death (by the beach since I'm in Croatia)
>>good job
Work only 3 months a year (tourism) and fix people's PCs and other machines for winter pay and I live extremely comfortably
>>treats me like a princess
If you deserve it
>>funny
Was told by everyone
>>alpha male in his friend group
Definitely
>>likes cats
Have 3
>>isn't whiney
Stoic
>>in touch with is emotions
Stoic
>>good fashion sense
Leather/Biker/Metalhead style
>>mature
Have a job since 13
>>responsible
Have a job since 13
>>dominant
Full Dom in bed
>>good kisser
Don't know
>>can carry me
If you're not over 70kg I probably can easily
>>wants kids/likes kids/is good with kids
Yes yes yes
>>is faithful
I despise cheaters
>>praises my cooking everytime
Depends on the cooking
>>playfull
Depends on my mood
>>good listener
Definitely
>>tolerates me when I'm cranky
If you deserve it

Aside from being black, what do you look like, user?
Thank you, user. What do you look like? haha
Ah, I see. I'll make a new discord then, or a throwaway email I guess.

>Waco
>The best city in Texas
>tfw no longer live in Texas
I wanna die

>Thank you, user. What do you look like? haha
About 6'1, skinny, pale, dark brown hair, blue eyes, huggable

>I wanna die
Same here.
You also sound cute haha

>You also sound cute haha
Thank you user

i like homely hobbies like sewing, cooking, etc.

without getting specific i live in the eastern USA

>Thank you user

I'm going to sound really pathetic here but hovering over the spoiler and seeing the heart is probably one of the greatest moments on my life
You might be a dude for all I know, but thank you

Eh not really my thing sorry user

No problem at all, user. You seem genuinely nice, and I'm happy the spoiler was able to brighten your day.

I will remember your kindness user

When did r9k become so wholesome

Jow Forums isn't always the cesspoll people thinks.
I wish it was more often like this, instead of having all these angry incels around.

I will remember yours as well.
>I wish it was more often like this
This.

There are occasional bright moments in this pit of despair we call a board

I wish that too frens

r9k, now the dating site

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I live in Ohio and I'm not the guy from Cincinnati

>living of daddy's inheritance
>hasn't had to achieve anything his whole life
>basically a bum 3/4 of the year

And what have you accomplished? :)

ideal:
asian
my height or slightly, slightly taller
odd
cuddly
not hairy
a bit obsessive

minimum:
not overweight
not horrendously ugly
not retarded
no facial hair

>loyalty
>tinder
>doesnt compute

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nothing yet, I'm in the process of it.
but I will make it, just you watch me.

Good luck with that

Oregano Commentaro

**adding on

ideal:
attractive to me. i don't find typical chad types cute btw that generic beauty holds no appeal
likes 2hu
likes discussing pointless things (what if aliens invaded, zombie theories, etc)
not political

minium:

>tfw bald

I can never be the ideal bf

Grow a beard

Put on weight. Muscle or fat

>likes discussing pointless things (what if aliens invaded, zombie theories, etc)

That's pretty cool to read, you sound interesting

I want this but I also want the gf to be an obsessed yandere too

me and a girl both being obsessed freaks with each other sounds like the best

Hi
Still lurking after the dox huh

ideal:
>chubby
>decent job (like 26-30k)
>drinks
>mature
>intelligent
>logical
>loving
>funny
>blonde
>switch
>feminine

bare minimum
>at least 5 foot 1 or upwards
>not underweight or morbidly obese
>open minded
>not addicted to drugs
>emotionally mature

>decent job (like 26-30k)
where you from?

are you mistaking me for that ebony girl

india i am assuming lel

>Good luck with that
nothing do with luck, unlike you and your daddy's inheritance, I will actually have to work for whats mine.

He didn't ask for bobs and vegene, so I guess not.

>Is at least as tall as me
>Not too assertive
>Has face that I find attractive
>Not a skeleton or very fat
That's all I can think of

I'm not blonde or feminine but I'm everything else. Give discord please.

Which ones, my friendu?

uk. . about 40k in dollars.

What are your oregano interests?

How tall are you? Im 5'5"

where are you from femanoon

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blue eyes
white
interesting hobbies (at least I think so)
I'd be fine with being called daddy
I'd treat my girl like a princess
People say I'm funny
I'd say I'm the alpha of one of my groups
In touch with my emotions
I could be dominant or submissive
I love kids and would want some
I'd be very faithful, cheaters disgust me
I love food so of course I'd praise the cooking
Very playful (maybe too much)
Good listener
I'm very good at tolerating people when they're cranky

The only issue is I don't have my life together enough to be fit or have a great job, so sorry :(

Weird, I thought a decent job in the Uk would have paid more, or at least, i thought the cost of living there was higher than here (italy)

>tfw wanted to move there after uni then brexit happened. Not sure if it's going to be convenient anymore

Is that a kid or an adult? haha

mm depends where you live in the uk. London is the worst example I can think of for how much living costs. scotland, wales and N.I are much cheaper. and keep it as an option, we don't know how brexit is going to go yet.

>tfw 6'3"
You're not an amazon are you?

>Grow a beard
Always have
>Put on weight. Muscle or fat
I think I'll just wear a hat

Drop a message neighbor
[email protected]

>I think I'll just wear a hat

Take a fedora bizches love that shit

Why the fuck do you beta orbiters keep squeeling about fucking fembots. They aren't anything special. Most of them are 3/10 fatasses that come here because people like you keep feeding their ego making them think they are 9/10s when they aren't. Seriously fucking stop it.

As someone with a CS degree (well, not yet), i don't have many options other than big cities (even though scotland sounds comfy, want to go there as soon as I have a job to pay for a small holiday)
I know Detusche Bank started move some people from their uk offices back into the continent, and other companies are doing the same, which is not a good thing.

Broken with history of suicide attempts

Drugged up from all the happy pills they force him to take

Gentle giant

Exotic

Would be completely devoted to me

>time he exists but I can't find out his real name

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Sounds like you want someone to break

Yes. I want nothing more than to make psychward user love me and then die for me

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