>she browses Jow Forums
>she plays video games on a pc
>she calls video games "videya"
>her room is filled with garbage
>she hasn't read anything that wasn't a Jow Forums post or a dojin
>she hasn't showered in months
>she cries at the drop of a hat
>she couldn't cook anything to save her live
>HOMESTUCK
>she owns multiple dildos
>she owns bad dragon dildos
>she shits in a box and calls it a Christmas present
>she owns multiple bad dragon dildos
>she tries to be cute and ends up being super annoying
>she owns multiple bad dragon dildos that are larger than a fucking coke can
>she dose not even own any regular dildos
>she only earns money through overpriced drawing commissions
>she eats like shit
>she has yaoi fanics about fictional characters, celebrities, and actual people she personally knows
>she still won't date your under six feet tall
She browses Jow Forums
Sounds actually perfect dude
Naw. I just come here to feel better about myself. Other than some psychological issues, I'm pretty normal
What a way to improve self confidence.
Thank you op.
Other than shitting in a box that's aight
Not showering is nasty too but I'd be a hypocrite if I got too mad about that, she can start up again
I'm not sure how you stupid bastards think it's a bad thing that a shitty woman like that wouldn't date you. She's doing you a favor, FAGGOTS.
why are you trying to ruin the ambrosia that is the romanticization of fembots?
>read a popular webcomic and enjoyed it
>that's the exact same thing as scatplay and prolapsing myself with arm-sized rainbow colored plastic dog dicks
I'm not sure about that.
No, just felt like shit posting.
That's not why I put homestuck on the list.
>tfw no dragon dildo wielding gf
or bf
oh...
its me
apart from the dildos and shit stuff ew
You have to be my gf now ok
You should leave this place before it does become you.
I love you originally originally originally
>all those dildos
Are you a virgin?
Originally of course
Good thing I'm over 6 feet tall LOL!!!
I'm exactly half of these things
Witch half tho?
>>she cries at the drop of a hat
I want to hold her and comfort her.
I just see potential
>beta orbiter
>for a girl that doesn't exist
>mfw
I'm none of those things except for the first, the last and the can't cook one. We fembots aren't as pathetic as you.
l can fix her.
>she browses Jow Forums
>she plays video games on a pc
>she calls video games "videya"
>her room is filled with garbage
>she eats like shit
That's about all that applies to me. The downside is that my actual traits are arguably worse.
>The downside is that my actual traits are arguably worse
Don't leave us hanging
Do you think anyone would actually believe that?
>>she only earns money through overpriced drawing commissions
I want to support her financially so she can spend her time drawing things she wants to draw instead
Yes of course. Why else would this board so frequently say 'women can't be robots'?
if you insist
>narcissistic. or at the very least, disinterested in every single person in the world
>can be fairly manipulative (though usually not a problem since it's more effort than it's worth)
>lazy
>legitimately ocd
>schizoid, and possibly on the way to schizophrenia
>supposedly eccentric and "mysterious" whatever that means
>bored extremely easily
>will probably not talk to you
>generally shitty personality
A real narcissist wouldn't acknowledge it, so you can't be that bad
narcissism and self-awareness isn't mutually exclusive.
Why do autistic girls like Homestuck? Mine liked it so much she read the entire thing to me aloud page by page. She even had voices for all the characters.
that's super cute user. a lot of odd girls i knew throughout high school were really into homestuck
She doesn't need to be fixed. She's fucking perfect.
Just the not showering, eating like shit and crying.
I want her to feel happy and healthy.
>scrolling through this thread on the toilet
>see this ad
Hiroshima Nagasaki Moot has forsaken us
>homestuck
STOP
Yeah but my question is "why?" What is so appealing in Homestuck? It's one of those things that doesn't look like it was designed to appeal to girls. There is no easy self insert character and there didn't seem to be much romance bull shittery.
My best guess is the easy to copy art style and the availability of shipping but I can't be sure.
What happens if you click it?
>lazy as a bad thing
shit taste
Nearly all of these are true except the last one; i wont date non-chads, period. I have dragon dildos ffs who needs a man?
>everything is true except for dating
Not much of a loss then.
>>she still won't date your under six feet tall
I wish I was good enough for her
where you live hun lets date
>room filled with garbage
>ocd
What