Men of Jow Forums, what is your ideal girlfriend? I'll start.
>6-7/10
>likes history
>likes anime
>willing to do light exercise with me
>not super naggy/ a bit laid back
>has a kind noble heart
>open minded
>lightly femdom
>white (not Jow Forums shit just more attracted to my own race)
>around my age (18)
>6/10 or above
>has a shapely shitter
>lets me fuck her shitter
>cooks & cleans
Im a simple man, I dont need much
>around my age (20)
>likes anime
>likes talking about talking philosophy, psychology etc subjects
>Introvert
>Not fat
That's all.
>white
>my age (19), maybe a little older
>around my height (6'1"), taller would be a turnon
>long brown hair
>blue, green, or grey eyes
>not overweight, preferably in decent shape
>dominant personality
>kind, understanding, empathetic
>will push/encourage me to better myself
>likes to make out/cuddle
>gentle femdom
>bookworm
>has cool hobbies she wants me to try out
>introverted but open around me
>loves me
that's it. flat out. I don't give a flying fuck if she looks like slagathor and has fucked half the population of china as long as she loves me.
Ironically I seem to hold the highest standard of all.
>loves me
>tolorable to be around
Thats all I need bro.
>pale
>cute
>brown eyes
>shorter than me but not a midget
>medium length hair
>big tiddies & ass
>likes my hobbies
>kind and caring
This is just my ideal, I could date a girl that's almost nothing like this and still be happy, as long as she is cute (not hard, most girls can be cute) and kind (I want someone who would help me believe in the good in this world)
>20-28
>short hair
>fit and maybe plays sports
>emotionally sturdy and enjoys bantz
>is good at and enjoys playing old videogames
>likes cute anime girls
>low/no libido & virgin
I don't even think this qualifies as a gf, just a fembro.
I'm too broken to have any kind of ideal, only some standards.
Even then, I gave up a long time ago. I'm clearly not suited for anybody anymore.
>chill and gentle dreamgirl who will keep me warm at night and try her best to make me feel good about myself
>someone who just wants to lose each other in love
>homebody, enjoys nights in just doing nothing more than partying or partaking in muh travel meme
>wants to be a mommy
Honestly my physical beauty standards are pretty broad, I like a lot of different body shapes. I think slightly chubby frumpy girls and sickeningly sweet looking/acting girls are the sexiest, but I've never been in a relationship of any kind ever so it's kinda hard to say I know what I want until I've had something, you know? My mom always told me I needed a woman with a pair of balls because I'm just like my father and wouldn't ever get anything done with my life if not for a woman ordering him around. But she's also nuts.
How I want mine to be like
>Extremely loyal
>Affectionate
>Likes music a lot and wants to listen to music while we snuggle
>Likes to read and likes the idea of us reading to each other while we snuggle
>Theist or agnostic
>Likes horror movies of all kinds amongst other movies
>Loves animals
>Has either a thick butt or a cute smaller butt with a nice shape
>Cute feet
>Shares some of my kinks or is at least happy to indulge them for me (also being a dom or switch is ideal)
>High sex drive
>Doesn't do drugs or smoke
>Wants to start a family some day
>is down to eat Mexican food or can make really good enchiladas
>drink some beers and listen to music with me while I do shit in the garage
>overall playful type of person who still is young at heart
>affectionate but not clingy
>fills my stomach
>drains my balls
>doesn't sweat the small shit
>has a different set of hobbies/interests/beliefs so we can learn from each other
>cute and short
>black hair with pale skin
>small chest with plump butt
>nympho
>is dominant and likes to bully me
>unconditional love but likes to push my limits to mess with me
>will giggle and laugh at me before eventually consoling me in the end and telling me she loves me
>is a child at heart and always likes to have fun
>is a weeb and enjoys nerdy activities like vidya and table top
>prone to have her attention jump from one thing to the next
>likes to drag me on silly adventures
>has something she's passionate about and is proud to share with me
>cute face
>Can be as flat as a playboard I don't care
>Not fat and not overly skinny.
>Enjoys being with me
>Can talk about life,space life on diffrent planets all that shit
>Exists
that's it boys, all I need to make me happy. I would literally do anything for a girl like that.
(unrealistically) Ideal?
>likes and is attracted me
>not obese
>taller than me
>big ol' titties
>wears her hair long
>has a calm confidence usually only seen in men
>wears the pants
>kind, but firm
>principled and organized
>has a hobby that is not some basic girl stuff (bonus if it's totally autistic)
>7-9/10
>less than 8 sexual partners, fewer is better
>below age 28
>Has a job, or is in school
>loyal, sincere, kind
>adventurous and optimistic
>below 6', above 5'
Yup race, politics, intelligence, hobbies don't really matter to me
>USA
This is the ideal, a nice rack would be appreciated but is not required.
>is autistic
>enjoys playing autistic vidya like dwarf fortress and paradox games
>likes self improvement
>has a dream that gives them reason to keep moving forward
>thinks spike spiegel is the ultimate chad
>would let me call her mommy, enjoys being called mommy
my ideal gf
>Girl
i dont know. i just want a skinny girl that wants to cuddle all day
>be healthy
>be girl
>be kind
>don't want to have sex
nice file user
>Introverted
>Pale
>Has a personality
>Has a hobby and respects mine
>Can hold a conversation
>Not overly sensitive
A girl who would stay at home and be lazy with me without making me go out too much
Im asking for too much i know
Yeah because no one loves a self hating melodramatic loser that cant even love himself
>be healthy
>does not smoke or drink
>healthy/clean kidneys
>any girl as long as she has healthy organs
be careful around this guy, he seems like he's after something more than a relationship
>10/10
>short
>giant tits
>no sexual hangups, few limits
>dresses like a slut
>not a harpy in personality terms
>wants kids
>submissive painslut and kinda horrified/conflicted about that
I'm not self hating nor am I melodramatic. I will admit to being a loser, but when has that mattered with women?
hey i swing both ways, are you looking for a relationship ?
i'll go out with you if you have healthy organs
>nice
>independent but not cold
>cares about me
thats about it
If this was the female thread everyone would have at least one reply by now. Sad.
>Puts up with me and my shit
>Has a job
>Entry level job is good but no "imma work at burger king my whole life" She gotta have ambition
>No dogs, I really dont care for them, they are too noisy and needy.
>I really like people that have a strong sense of self expression
>Honesty is big, I wanna hear the good, the bad and the ugly
>No cucking or open relationships, Mentioning either of those is a red flag.
>pretty
>likes similar music/art/media as me
>is kind to me but understands and encourages my cynicism
>human
>female
>exists
>likes footy but not really
>supports my team's rival
>she has similar music tastes as me
That's it
>has 42 chromosomes
that's about it
>likes anime
>likes vidya
>likes to hold hands
>not bitchy
>reading this thread
>"just lower your standards you'll find a gf"
most people here are the losers that the media always cites being aggressively anti-woman. and the desires are just having a nice partner who respects them. this is the final redpill: everyone just wants to be loved in some way for who they are.
if nobody tells you guys this today, this week, this year, or ever... i love you.
can normal people really manage to comfortably hold hands?
i've been cursed with sweaty hands, so every handshake and first impression is a negative
if i held hands for 30 seconds, my hand would be a great lake
>must need glasses to an extent at the very least
>slightly introverted (not too too much)
>brunette or at least not blonde
>no blue eyes
>can have filthy tan or dusty grey mutt skin but I would prefer white
>doesn't cheat
>doesn't feel the need to fuck 24/7
>infact she only has sex to make me happy and actually kinda sorta dislikes sex in general
>is fine with cuddles
>hand holds me a lot
>has a job
>enjoys baking
>no alergies especially not to citrus's and fish
>does not dress all slutty
>dresses in very plain boring clothes
>doesn't wear dresses much
>is fine with my hobbies and open to some (at least one)
>no single mothers
>can be any height bigger than 5'4
>cannot be four years younger than me must be older than that
>cares about me and is concerned when appropriate
>does not put lots of make up on I'd prefer absolutely zero make up
>is not a wimp as those are thin skinned as fuck and cry too much
>big long jew nose or parrot beak nose preferably
>no wide pig nose
>is fertile and is open to having at least one kid
>finally she says "I love you" just as many times as she says "I love you too"
>not morbidly obese (pic related is my limit)
Oh and I forgot one more day thing
>brutally honest to the point where she'll call me out on stupid shit I do
probably the only one in the thread whose remotely worth a damn.
Stop same fagging nigger ya got shit taste
i'm not a same fag, the quirky tastes of posters itt are a pathetic result of your loneliness and weirdness. you're subconsciously describing your perfect back up girl because you've been forced to make second plans.
>European
>Not a liberal
>Likes tasty pastries and baking
>Has hobbies that I can partake in with her
>Not obese
>Can relate to my spergtism
Now does anyone relate to this?
I only fit the very vague ones
my mom says i am a catch what the heck :^)
I cast capture gf
Post hobbies, interests, general location, age, race, and employment status
> Between 1.68 cm and 1.80 cm, but taller the better
> Smart and with a backbone without being a bitch
> Skinny
> Pretty face, little makeup needed
> Glasses and dark hair
> Ass, don't care about breast
> Knows the value of silence and solitude at times
> Can talk about any topic with her
> Loves horror
> Metal and punk (not a metalhead)
Minimum realistic
> Skinny
> Pretty face
> Some butt
I made myself sad writing this lol
>loves me
>neet
>not obese
>doesn't want children
>no drugs / alcohol
>rich
>has lame hobbies like me
I met a girl like that here but she is a bitch
25-30
single
no kids
5-7/10
goofy
hard worker
Honestly it is pretty hard to find a girl that has her own mind, not influenced by her boyfriend, which is common.
The only problem is that this type of woman always wants to be right even if she is not.
>daddy issues
>mentally ill
>small tits/ass
>goth girl fashion
>unhealthy obsession with writing bad fanfiction
>binge drinks, smokes pot/cigs, does hard drugs
>has tattoos, dyed hair, and piercings
>been to jail
>cusses alot
>parties alot
>was a 7/10-8/10 but years of tanning/drugs busted her face to a 5/10
Where is this pic from? there is something I really like about it
>Kind hearted, not manipulative/petty
>Somewhere around my age (18)
>All around 6/10. I don't like perfect girls any more, they just seem plastic and off-putting
>Kinda nerdy/obsessive, like I am
>Doesn't mind light exercise (hiking, etc)
>Wants a family someday
>White
>Not liberal/left wing. I'm not asking for a Jow Forumstier girl, I just don't want a liberal woman
>IQ of at least 90
>Not a hoe, faithful
>Doesn't do drugs/drink too much
That being said, that's my ideal girl. I'd still love a girl with a lot less than this, but it would be really hard to deal with if she was slutty, liberal, did lots of drugs or drinking, or mean/manipulative/petty.
>kind
>cute
>has traditional values
>wants children
>not petty
>not passive-agressive
>honest
>willing to open up to me
me i think
oh fuck off fatty
Got a contact so I can get to know you? Apparently he isnt interested, but if you are that good itd be nice to know ya
Really? Maybe we can talk on discord?
Schadman#7522
Im the guy who posted.
Fuck you I asked her first
But she was replying to me, user.
Snooze you lose. I claimed her
Didn't claim anything, bucko.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TF OPS PIC IS FROM PLS
Do any femanons still utilize Skype?
>unconventionally attractive
>loyal
>quirky
>likes vidya a lot
>touchy-feely
>won't try to make me like normalfag stuff, just will hate on things with me
>funny/likes memes
>isn't afraid to hear bad words or say some once in a while
>is willing to listen to my music and compliments it
>will watch Taimanin Asagi with me
>tomboyish looks
>won't judge me / tolerates my cringyness
>will always be there for me no matter what
>likes to cuddle a lot
>puts out in reasonable intervals
But above all else
>loves me
>bonus points for liking cityscapes, fanfics and speaking in a cute voice when cuddling
As for other physical specifics other than those I've mentioned just don't be a hamplanet and you'll be fine.
>female
size, shape, race, etc... doesn't matter
>6-7/10
>cute and petite
>any race, but ideally asian
>small perky boobs and butt
>grew up on the internet
>loves to work out and cook (ideally with me)
>centrist or leftist, but not super sjw
>empathetic, playful, curious, open-minded, forthright
>loves to cuddle
>kinky switch
>does drugs on rare occasions
>also a programmer...? who wants to start a company with meeee?? too much to ask?
>very smart and ambitious
>loose morals
I want an outlaw partner in crime >:D
but wrapped in a kawaii qt3.14 exterior ^_^
>6-10/10
>Incredibly kind hearted
>Sharp and sarcastic
>Open minded
>Playful
>Smart
>Less than 4 sexual partners
>19-23 yo
>Not lazy and proud.
>Thin/fit
>Has interests beyond consuming media.
I'm flexible on literally all of these, but I'm the kind of guy that likes to experience shit and doesn't mind waking up at 4am to do it. I like banter, so it's nice if she likes to play along. Above all, it'd be nice to have a girl who's as into me as I'm into her.
this would suit me perfectly if I had any idea what taimanin asagi was
>likes nerdy shit (doesn't have to be the same nerdy shit as me, some crossover and some entirely different would be appreciated)
>older than 20 (I'm 26)
>dominant in at least some manner
>not obese
>wants most of the relationship to just be hanging out and enjoying each others company, though obviously there would be more than that.
>black hair
>also enjoys the smell of women's feet
that's a pretty awful thing for your mom to think about her husband, and to say to her son.
clingy GFs aren't great. Everything's perfect, everything is serene and just in the house, yet they are still incessantly looking for more affection.
only men are capable of loving their partners, retard
>big smile
>laughs at my dumb jokes
>loyal, affectionate
>not clingy
>20-28
>no mental disorders
>tan skin
>loyal
>good mothering instinct
>wants lots of kids
>not overweight
>good bust
>doesn't have an abrasive personality
Aw. Id hold your hand user/femanon, provided youre okay with me letting go periodically to wipe the sweat off on my pants or something. I dont mean anything by it!!
>close to my age (23)
>not obese, but not skelly either. (A chubby girl like me is perfect)
>is ok with me being very shy and awkward
>she doesn't make me feel insecure
>she says "i love you", and she mean it
>doesn't want kids
>has a job (or plans to have one) and ambitions
>very kind person
>likes dumb jokes
>likes to take long walks with me
>has her own hobbies, and sometimes we partecipate in each other hobby
>interesting taste in music so we can share
>non vegan
>doesn't smoke/do drugs
>doesn't like clubs
Yes this board really needs to turn down the thirst.
>younger or my age
>Either skinny or Lil chubby, hips wider then shoulders, ass counts more to me so ill give a pass if close to flat Chesterfield
>Idc if smaller or taller, blond curly haired white grill with blue eyes
>Either lesser or more confortable then me socially
>Doesnt mind be being clingy
>Willing to be a housewife and have kids(Can work full Time before kids then id prefer part Time After)
>Likes shit im into(tanks, History, Gundam , really has similar tastes
>Religious or atleast not atheist
>Not a party lover and doesnt mind walking with me on random locations just because i like exploring
>Been trough similar shit as me, this pretty important
There are others but this is the basic, pic related somewhat gets it altho its not mine but id like a gf like that
Me but a girl. I just want to do the things i wanna do, not alone.
Oregonal
Shit wtf i meant close to flat chested
>+6/10
>not fat
>white
>not a liberal
>doesn't smoke
>no drugs
>age between 19-27
>shapely boobs(size doesn't matter)
>wants kids in the future
>kind, loyal
>enjoys vidya and anime
here we go
>taller than me
>brown skin, tomboyish dress, short hair
>likes same /tv/
>tolerates my /mu/ (atleast if she doesn't listen to top 40 shit)
>enjoys being together either all day or giving each other space
>understands that she's my first gf and I have alot of mental hangups to unpack around that issue
>can turn anything into a joke
>high sex drive
>doesn't want kids because wealth is ultimately better
if there is a girl like this in the world, please let me know by way of telegraph
>looksmatch 6-7/10
>+/- 2 years of my age 21
>tall (175cm+) I'm 190
>thin
>into rock and metal
>smokes, can drink, drugs are a plus
>doesn't want kids
>bonus points for glasses yeah, I know there's objectively nothing hot about having shitty vision, but fuck it, I think girls with glasses are hot
>likes reading, nature, philosophy
>not left-wing
>not religious
>brutal honesty
>somewhat dark sense of humour
>doesn't apply makeup with a shovel
>in my country
High standards? Maybe. That's just an ideal though.
>between 20-25
>above a 6/10
>above 5'10
>thin
>washboard tier chest
>wears her hair in twintails at least 75% of the time
>doesn't mind having an insecure, clingy neurotic bf
>pale
>prefers to stay indoors
>likes vidya and anime
>wants to have kids
>understanding
>good at giving hugs
>16-20
>relaxed composure
>likes to look feminine
>darker skin
>anywhere from 5'4-6'0 is fine (I'm 6'3)
>BMI anywhere within 19-26
>doesn't have too many friends
>prefers to stay in
>has at least 1 productive hobby
>wants kids
>doesn't want to go to school (I can provide)
>socially conservative
>christian background or respects Jesus
Stop liking nasty darkies
like I said, she's crazy and having her as a mother is probably nine tenths of the reason that I've never been able to have relationships.
The other one tenth being that she's got a point.
>don't want friends
>want a gf
I HAVE to have friends to get a gf right? I have enough fun chitchatting with people sometimes on discord. I just want to work and then hang out with a gf I don't want any bros. That doesn't sound that crazy does it?
Nah im the same. Friends are pointless. A gf is the only worthwhile relationship
>shy
>horny
>likes JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>smart
>clingy
>my age
I think loving yourself when nobody loves you or has ever loved you is really crazy. The extent of loving myself is physical. I don't want to be physically ill or frail so I eat right and exercise. I can't mentally love myself. Even stoic men go nuts without affection. I know this because I've a couple stoic men break down.
> will do whatever I order her too, completely subservient
> agrees with everything I say
> completely loyal to me, has renounced her family and doesn't look at other men sexually
> has no opinions of her own
> good at cooking and cleaning
> huge boobs and a tight body
> will have sex whenever I want it and enjoys it
> will praise me every day
> not needy or clingy so I can send her out of the room if I feel like it
i can smell that picture, and its not pleasent