What are some fun things you can do to mess with normies? My current list

What are some fun things you can do to mess with normies? My current list
>key cars
>empty piss bottle in their mailbox
>order things online in their name
>throw trash on their lawn
>draw swastikas so they shit their pants thinking nazism is on the rise in their neighbourhood
>send love letters and flowers to married roasties

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ahh what I would give to be 15 again.

Bump this thread has potential. stop doing teenager stuff switch up use communist symbols.
Check the newspaper and online there are people who are asking for it one way or another and they advertise it. What do you write the hole's?

>communist symbols
This won't trigger normalfags though

>litter
>tailgate
>cut people off
>dont move out of peoples way in halls/sidewalks/etc
>silent farts
>dont flush public toilet

Know what would really set the normies off? Chucking a molotov cocktail through their window! Those factors will be cleaning that shit up for months.

>play loud music
this piss off everyone no matter what
but please don't do it

I wish I had the balls to key cars. Too scared of being filmed by a security camera and getting caught.

OP 2 hours from now.

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Smoking in a no smoking zone. It really sets them off

Holy fuck. I feel bad for him honestly.

Or smoking within 10 feet of their brats, they act like breathing in smoke for one minute will permanently cripple them.

I walk with around what I have named "The Redemption Button".

It's a small button metal button that I took off of my old work jeans.

If i'm walking to a crosswalk and I see a driver do something stupid, like honk at a red light, or stop on the white lines (I really hate that one), or if they even give me a dirty look.

I take that button and rub it alone their car making eye contact.

It sounds exactly like I'm keying their car, they get out startled in a rush to inspect the non existent damage. The look on their stupid faces, absolutely flushed.

In that moment I am their GOD.

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>key cars
Anyone who does this a class A cunt and deserves whatever criminal charges they get. It costs minimum $500 per panel to repair this properly.

Good. Normies that spend loads of money on muh cool cars deserve it.

I'm going to have to start keying cars if it costs that much

Ignore them when they talk to you. Nothing triggers them more.

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I will go out keying cars sometime.
What to wear and how not to draw suspicion? Wouldn't the noise be really loud when doing it, do it quick or?

You're just jealous you busrider plebiean

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>dont even have a 'nice' car
>still don't want low iq fagtrons like you keying it

This is why I make sure to bully loners.

There's a difference between being devilish and being an edgy c*nt

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better watch your fucking back, norm

Seeing people smoke in rooms is surreal. Wasn't old enough, but neither was video. youtube.com/watch?v=xU08JlapiLE&t=2h09m02s they go this whole hearing just like one now, but then all of a sudden he pulls out a big old fat pipe and it's quite comical, to me.

well, of course video was old enough, it's just all entertainment you see it in. not real life exactly.

Go to a casino and you'll see it in real life

not in my country. everything's squeaky clean.

Please spare us r/o/bots
Sometimes it's all we have

Well I don't. I hope the floor of the elevator dropped off in traditional chinese style.

Why empty it? The piss will dry up in a day and then they will just think a dog pissed on it or something.

Dump half in, and then leave the open half filled bottle jammed into it.

>Say "Legal in my country :^)"

Which them flip out, it is insane.

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