Tell me the story of your first time drunk!

My uncle made me drink some wine when he touched me at 10. It made me associate wine with *that* and I grew up thinking wine was just used to get women ready for it. I started drinking a lot since then...

>Be 19 at brothers apartment
>His roommate bought a bottle of captain morgan and didnt want it
>I figure nobody would miss it
>Drink maybe 2 shots worth and im already gone (im extremely lightweight amd also obviously this was my first time)
>Make a quesadilla
>Play videogames until i eventualy fell asleep
Pretty uneventful honestly. The most "wild" thing ive ever done while drunk is eating dinner with my family while shitfaced and trying ti pretend im not.

>be 15
>Made new group of friends
>They invite me to a party
>Got a six pack of beer
>we had pres in an old bus depot
>fag friend threw up
>went to party, smashed down my 6 beers, had a fuck tone of boxed wine, or "Goon" as we call it in Aus
>Blacked out like twice and projectile vomited 5 times
>Autistic fuck so it was the first time i really talked to any girls
>Honestly a fucken good night despite vomiting half my body weight, will always remember it.
I also planned ahead thinking id get hungover so i brought painkillers, didnt need em :)

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would you even make an attractive girl?

>be 14
>18 yo friend buys a bottle of whisky
>drink it with him in the afternoon
>go home and pass out

i don't know, but that's not even what i want, i just want to be seen as a girl, attractive or otherwise, since that's what i feel inside.

You deserve your shitty life. Why kick people when they are down?

I did eight shots of Goldstrike and a shot of Jagermeister, and when I tried to walk home I took a bunch of wrong turns, and by the time I sobered up I was like five minutes away from home.

>That's actually kinda sad
saddest part was he moved to my city when I was 18 and actually worked where I worked.
I hardly talked to him, also the most fucked part is this
>one of the roastie friends of his sister
>claimed he raped her
>on the night that we were CAMPING in the bush
She was a fucking liar and everyone thinks he is a rapist because some whore.
>I never talked to him much, he just wasnt a friend anymore man..
a guy I grew up with..
IDK what happened..
when I talked to him I wasnt talking to HIM liek when I was a kid I was talking to a retard.
I was the same as all the normie scum, I lost my ability to look past wheat he was.

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Just to clarify, those wrong turns took me like, half way across town. I was so far away from home that I didn't even know where the hell I was. I just remember walking and walking and slowly sobering up, and eventually I was sitting at a bus stop across from a home improvement store that's like 5 minutes away from my place.

>12-16
fucking normans OUT!

>12-16
umm most normal people get driunk as adults not kids.
fuck yourdself desu

>be 19 year old idiot
>first time drinking in student housing
>playing kings cup with 6 girls, and 8 dudes
>start laughing at dumb shit, feeling my brain become fuzzy
>8/10 drunk but feel like I could use another drink
>stumble back to my room to grab some more bottles, hear knock at my door
>one of the girls comes in, whines they "kicked her out" and she didn't know where to go
>even drunk I knew this was fishy
>she sits down beside me as I pour a drink
>massive tits, a bit chubby, and has one weird super white tooth
>its a yikes from me, but beggars can't really be choosers
>sit there for a way more than awkward amount of time, she starts to lean on me
>asks if I can kiss her
>she says yeah with a toothy grin
>she tastes like smirnoff ice and sweat
>rub her tits and she makes a weird noise and gets very agressive
>takes off clothes to reveal the weirdest, and first pussy I'd ever experience
>drunk so I didn't think much of it, but it had this weird paste on it similar to smegma
>blackout and wake up beside her feeling like absolute shite

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So you wouldn't make an attractive girl.
Kek, go take schizophrenia meds, maybe that would help you.
But tell me again, how does it feel to know that you will never be a girl?

>So you wouldn't make an attractive girl.
i think i'd make an average looking girl

>But tell me again, how does it feel to know that you will never be a girl?
really not great

>i think i'd make an average looking girl
You know you wouldn't, you would go bald soon, you would still have the adam apple and all that stuff.
Also, you know you are not really a woman, just a mentally ill person.

>You know you wouldn't, you would go bald soon, you would still have the adam apple and all that stuff.
HRT prevents hair loss because it stops production of DHT, I started anti-androgens soon after 15 so i don't have an adams apple either

>Also, you know you are not really a woman, just a mentally ill person.
of course i know, but this is better than presenting male.
why do you say such mean things, does it make you feel better? i don't get what you get from it...

Preventing isn't ending, dear, you can't fight nature.
Also, i'm not mean, i'm just telling you things that you know, as it seems, so they woudl'nt affect you.

>15
>Class trip in Berlin
>buy cheap Sangria in Aldi and join the cool boys drinking alcohol when we snuck out at night and walked around the alleys
>Sangria tastes fucking sweet like juice so I just chug it away like a tard
>we go into some arab water-pipe joint and sit down and order a pipe
>Start feeling numb slowly and staying in balance is starting to get weird
>run to bathroom and puke my guts out in the sink
>go out ashamed and tell the owner I just clogged his sink with puke
>"No worries. My wife will clean it out in no time!"
>mfw he screamed for his wife and she actually did it

I was still completely shitfaced and my mates had to carry me back to my room where a teacher came in but did not repremend me after seeing the state I was in.

I rate the hostel 3/4 stars

>Also, i'm not mean, i'm just telling you things that you know, as it seems, so they woudl'nt affect you.
you have no idea how this feels, so how do you feel qualified in any way to say how i should go about handling this?

You need to stop responding to these idiots. They're not going to learn anything.

>17
>work the shitty after school 4-12am shift on Fridays at retailer
>friend is having a party, high school party so maybe 25 people there
>they've been day drinking since noon
>I pull up at 12:30
>stone cold sober never had a drink in my life
>friend walks up to me with red Solo cup, tells me to catch up
>never drank so drink it like I would any other normal drink
>chug a cup of jungle juice filled to the rim with rum, whiskey, vodka and sake
>fuck it burns but whatever
>doesn't hit me right away obviously, I figure fuck it I'm a big guy I must need more
>friend gives me the last of the Smirnoff Mickey
>down that too
>bored since I'm still sober since this was all in the span of 5 minutes
>remember telling some chick she had really nice tits and passing out on the kitchen floor

Not from a mentally ill faggot, that's for sure.

oh boy was it a wild night
>be my 16th birthday
>invite friends over
>stacy (who was also my best friend) i had a crush on comes over too
>we are all cramped up in my room listening to music and chatting
>there are a couple of beers going around
>i get up to change the music and when i turn around i see my best friend and my crush are making out
>like big time, with a lot of fondling
>just for a milisecond my heart sinks and my face changes to that of total despair
>luckily no one noticed it
>i just roll with it
>no one knew i had a crush on her except for her
>eventually i notice im the only one drinking
>everyone else just pussy out and only take little sips
>i get visibly drunk
>everything seems funny to me and eventually my friends say i cant drink anymore
>wtf why?
>because you are too drunk user, you are going to puke
>whatever
>i ask my crushs friend to sit on the bed so i can lay my head on her lap
>she does it and even plays with my hair until im almost asleep
>couple of minutes later her dad comes to pick the girls up (there were the only girls i was friends with)
>we just spend the night playing mortal kombat with my pals
>the next day i told my crush to kys
>i knew it would hurt because she had "depression"
>she sliced her wrists a little and sent pics to me
>i told her i didnt care
>eventually i forgave her, and some time later we stopped being friends
>up until this day she still texts me asking me to meet up

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>be 17
>go to a school trip to Germany
>classmates and I go out, we go to a bar
>they convince me to take a jager shot
>first time I ever drank alcohol
>had another shot
>we go to another bar and had two cocktails
>start laughing and humming songs and slapping my friend on the back

first time getting drunk felt so pure compared to now, if it makes sense

fuck user im sorry to hear that, are you an alcoholic?

>the next day i told my crush to kys
>i knew it would hurt because she had "depression"
>she sliced her wrists a little and sent pics to me
>i told her i didnt care
>up until this day she still texts me asking me to meet up
I don't want to be that guy but she might have found you kinda 'alpha'. Again, I don't believe in that bullshit but yeah

Sounds like you had a good time, user. Getting drunk doesn't feel as pure anymore either. Something something loss of innocence.

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yeah i sort of feel like that whenever i talk to her, i just dont get why is she so obsessed with being friends again
>be at the store
>cross paths with ex crush
>i try to play dumb but she runs up to me and goes in for a hug
>omg user you dont know how much i needed to meet someone like you, i have been going through a lot
>she realizes im not hugging her
>what is wrong user, you dont want us to be friends again?
>i look her straight in the eye
>not really
>i turn around before i pussy out and say im sorry
>i buy my stuff and wait for her outside the store because i felt sorry for her
>there are tears in her eyes
>look im sorry stacy i didnt want to be mean, you know what just give me your cellphone and i will call you
>thanks for giving me another chance user
>never call her back
still she invited me to her birthday this year

>be 14 or 15
>at cousins 18th
>sat at table with family
>offer to buy me a drink
>uh-uh coke please
>auntie comes back with pint of stella
>yesyesyes.jpg
>here goes
>first sip
>hits me like a rock
>i get half way through before i start knocking shit over
>everyone gets pissed
>mfw i got kicked out

tfw 18yo eastern euro zoomer and I have never been drunk.

>eastern euro
>have never been drunk

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Well, my parents forced me to drink a can of beer on my 18th birthdays, but that doesn't count right?

>underage
Leave. Come back when you're 18.
also, stop listening to garbage zoomer music
t. just turned 18 yesterday

>16
>after my school's shitty version of prom me and 2 friends go back to my house
>dad is asleep
>one friend got her older brother to buy us vodka and we also got red wine from somewhere
>keep doing shots cause i dont feel any different
>suddenly fall on the floor so drunk i cant walk or speak properly
>tell my friends a lot of things i shouldn't; that i want to kill myself and i think about it constantly, and asking them if they masturbate, then going on a rant about how much i hate black ppl
>throw up so many times and briefly black out
>one of my friends is also drunk and throwing up too, but the other said she didnt feel well and so hardly drank anything
>the sober friend put me and my other friend in the shower together to wash off the vomit
>touch her boobs
>me and drunk friend sleep in my bed together naked and cuddle
the next day the sober friend says she will never see me in the same way again, and we haven't been friends since. the drunk friend moved away like a couple weeks later :(

i just drank a full bottle of wine that my brother had and then watched always sunny in Philadelphia and played skyrim all night.

>16
>prom (this is in germany)
>1 year older hyper-chad cousin is there as well because he went to my school as well
>only allowed to drink "softer" alcohol like beer and wine, absolutely hate the taste so I stay sober for the first few hours
>Chad cousin looks 20 even though he's 17
>buys me a cocktail
>and another one
>and another one
>end up dancing with a bunch of people I never spoke to (I've always been a huge outcast and had literally no close friends in school, only a few buddies I hung out with during recess)
>eventually it gets more and more empty
>walk home
>fall into bed
wasn't horrible
at least I didn't really embarrass myself

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>high school graduation party
>Don't drink too much, but try different things
>beer, whiskey, moonshine, wine, champagne
>I'm somehow okay
>Brother drives me home
>Alcohol finally gets into my head
>threw up
>trash around my room for some time
>next morning I have terrible hangover, but recover quickly
And this is how I learned not to mix drinks.

>17
>held out for this long because i have good grades and i want to live a life of "purity"
>get rejected by another female
>can't handle it this time
>go home at 2am, find my drunkard father's brandy
>three shots and i'm gone cuz notolerance
>still a sad fuck

>be underage at prologue of story
>inadequate social skills and connections to be motivated to and capable of getting alcohol underage
>be 21
>alcohol doesn't come to mind
>be 22
>remember alcohol exists
>buy some
>drink alone at computer
>quit at a buzz a few times
>that's nice, but stops being interesting
>impatiently go all out
>try really hard not to vomit
>sitting perfectly still
>in front of sink just in case
>nothing to do there but watch the clock
>exhausted after two hours
>vomit after all
>clean sink and go to bed

>14
>Friend invites me to a party one weekend
>Show up
>A few random people I knew from school were there and people I didn't know
>Start taking shots together
>Ate huge meal before so i didn't feel anything right away
>Get to like 9 shots of vodka and moonshine I think
>Head downstairs
>Put on Halloween costume dress that was in the basement
>All the alcohol starts to hit me
>Me and friends decide to walk to nearby 7-11
>Takes like 30 minutes and turns out the building isn't even 7-11 anymore
>Head back
>Drink more and blackout
>Next thing I remember I'm throwing up at the toilet and my friend goes and gets me apple juice and bread
>Pass out on the couch in basement

Apparently while I passed out everyone left and the hosts mom just found me in the basement and was freaked out

oh yea i was 17 at the time

Never got drunk in my whole life.
Never took a single sip of coffee in my lifetime.
Not a single drug has entered my body.

Yet, I feel depressed.
Lost, light-headed, constantly anxious.
Why am I living through the withdrawal effects of many drugs without actually having taken them?

go buy a bottle of this shit right now my negro, I promise you'll feel better

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>get addicted to some alcohol to feel good
>it gets even worse and I have to spend more money
no thanks, there is reason I stayed like this my entire life long.

We went to a friend's mom's house while she was out of town and took a little bit from all of her liquor bottles and a few beers. We made some kool aid and just poured it all in and drank a beer each. It was gross shit, but it worked. We spent the time swinging around outside on lawn furniture and watching ATHF.

A friend of a friend brought weed, but they didn't want to share with some of us. They lied and said they were going to "do codeine" in the bedroom so I left them to it. Weed friends stuck together and then I lost touch with everyone after driving them home. the end.

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>17
>Gymbro asks me if I wanna work out as usual
>Go
>After the workout he asks me if I want to go to a party with him
>I agree
>We meet at 10pm
>Popular kids from school everywhere, offering me alcohol
>It's like an etirely different world
>Drink a lot and get drunk
>Also smoke a fat joint
>We all go into a club
>Just walk around feel like I'm not in my body anymore
>See girl from school
>She looks into my eyes
>Look confused for a few seconds
>Think to myself "what the fuck do people do in situations like these? Just smile I guess"
>Do a really creepy smile and walk away fast
>Develop a really hard crush on her
>Almost 2 years later and I still love her
Fuck this

you don't have to get addicted. plenty of people consume drugs and alcohol in moderation.

Fuck I never realized how much I want a big sister

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>be me
>be german so can legally drink at age 16
>have my first "date" on a Volksfest
>drink one liter beer and one liter wine
>not too drunk because my bavarian genes make me resistant to alcohol
>dance like a retard
>actually have fun
>get friendzoned in the process but don't care

Since that day I love getting drunk

>Drank about half a 750ml bottle of vodka
>Tried to hug everyone and everything
>Had some kind of existential crisis and cried for an hour
>Puked some more and passed out on a couch

>be me, 12 years old
>2008
>on a skiing trip with my family and a few friends and their families
>steal a small smirnoff bottle from my friend's older brother and chug it and learn the hard way that you shouldn't chug vodka
>tastes like hand sanitizer but whatever >insides burn a little bit in the warm and fuzzy way
>get a glass of water and smoke a cigarette i also stole from my cousin
>go skiing
>have fun, feel warm because alcohol, share the bottle with friends and drink on the ski lift
>done skiing, eat food, take nap
was actually kinda wholesome since i didn't crash into a tree and die

average looking girls are ugly fucks who get by by merit of their vaginas. if you don't be a pretty girl don't trap.

>15
>on summer camp type deal in Wales
>have prepared a small bottle of parents gin, ethanol fuel from b&q and white wine
>genuinely disgusting
>we're allowed to leave the hostel we're staying in and walk around the nearby town
>the plan was I'd try to get served because I looked the oldest but that didn't work and nobody else had brought booze
>so I was the only one drinking
>nobody else wanted any of my concoction so I drank it all
>hits me while we're still in town, walking back
>I start singing
>loudly make racist jokes about the Welsh
>get into a heated debate with a guy about the Vietnam war
>get back to the hostel
>flirt with a girl who doesn't seem to notice
>go to bed
>no hangover

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Drank a liter and a half of a red and threw up in the front yard.

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no drinking either here, I'm 27

>Tell me the story of your first time drunk!
I've never been drunk.

i puked all over a mcdonalds

I was 23.Gave me niece 20 dollars, probably said some dumb shit all night with my brother and threw up a few hours later.

Pretty much it.

I was alone and bored so I bought Fireball and decided to drink like half the bottle

shitposted on the internet and not much else. I think I played Earthbound on an emulator too.

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