I'm a time traveler from 2126, ask me anything

Do I rise or fall?

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Yeah, it did. It was pretty catastrophic but we've recovered.
Free food and basic necessities will become a thing after the second robotic revolution, circa 2049.
People could walk around naked, it's not illegal. But when it became legal and the stigma was gone, we realized that barely anyone was willing to do that. Having breeze on your genitals is not the best.
Funny thing is, in my time that's not really an insult.
Most i can say is: democratic, democratic, republican, democratic (Yes, H. Clinton is one of them). And no, WWIII happens much later, but barely anybody died luckily. Economy was pretty much slowed down for a decade tho.
Not really, there's a country who claims to be socialist but it's only propaganda.
Gimme some time, i was jerking to lolis. Enjoy that while it's legal.
Trust me, you're doing good. Even the fact that you're able to post on the internet anonymously is to be treasured.
Rise, my friend. You'll be given your chance. (Not if you're Chinese, that folks will have it real bad)

how old are you?
are you a boy or a girl?
where do you live?

So uh, what happens to Armenians and Greeks? Does Turkey get divided or something?

The fact that you told us this the government will see this and alter the tracks in the train of time.
You fool, you doomed us all.

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What happens with climate change?

What stocks should I keep and hold?

25yo, male, I live in what's called Edinburgh in 2018.
Europe splits up and reforms as United Nations of Europe, leaving behind some nations, including Turkey and Greece. For this their economy suffers greatly, they get their shit together, Turkey becomes a democratic nation and Greece does really well in banking and technology, thus becoming desirable again. Both join the UNE in 2034. During all this shitshow, Armenians show a lot of support to Greece. Even tried to lower the taxes on Greek products, but failed since the UNE is much stronger and united than former Europe.
Trust me, the government doesn't give half a fuck about what happens here. Facebook is the big data bucket
Nothing too surprising really, the big companies will get bigger, the good small ones will grow until they're bought by the big ones. This goes on until we get a capitalism so advanced, it looks like communism. Also, hold on to those trips

Fuck off Titor, nobody cares about your larp

Will the jews win? What happens to northern europe? How did you travel in time?

AetherArcane becomes the greatest melee player of all time after winning EVO 2021, right?

What kind of music is popular in the future? Tell me about the culture of the future. I want to know everything.

What knowledge can you share with us that will improve our lives today?

A second holocaust was very close, but never happened. And no, religion will basically cease to exist in a few decades.
Scandinavia will be fine, their economy will nearly crash because they couldn't integrate the immigrants properly, but they'll recover and make them a functioning part of the economy.
Difficult to explain, but basically: the particles themselves don't travel, but the information does. Particles in the target time get synchronised according to the information and form the object you want to send in the past or future. Subatomic, massless particles are used to send information.
I just checked and yes, according to my database.

Pop music will become very bland, and people will get tired of it. It really doesn't change much. It doesn't get more extreme than the most extreme genres today, same goes for calmness, avant garde-ness etcetera. But people will get indeed more curious and there will be no such thing as an "underground genre", only underground bands.
As for the rest, i can't write thousands of lines so I'll spit some facts.
>We'll colonize two planets and two satellites, also visit proxima centauri
>All drugs are legal
>Pedophiles are common and accepted, but the act of raping a child is not, of course
>Koalas will go extinct
>Cerebral and sensorial implants are very common
>Last recorded mass shooting happens in 2054, Las Vegas, it was already very rare tho. 23 victims, killer included, she shot herself
>The global population will stop growing around 11 billion people. Two billion more when Mars was colonized, 500 million when the moon was colonized
>Pollution and global warming will stop around 2040
>Stop taking monogamy for granted. A lot of people are polygamous, but social pressure denied that possibility for a lot of time.
>The "learn to program" thing is a myth. To be successful you have to learn problem solving to an advanced level, and then apply it to computer science, or else you'll become a coding monkey, the wagecuck of the future
>Africa and India will cause early overpopulation, push for left wing ideologies and politics. Right wing will ignore these problem, left wing will help to instruct the less developed countries
>Fight low attention span, internet addiction and instant dopamine gratification in general, that will cause a whole generation to be far less productive
>Don't support pre order and lootboxes in any form if you like videogames, it will cause a great creative drought
>Cryptocurrency will come again. Don't fall for it, a lot of people will go bankrupt

Thanks OP. What job do you have in the future? what's your average day like?

So... I'm just gonna hit you with a shit ton of questions
>Is cryogenic science advanced or is it still a hopeless dream?
>Can telescopes see the edge of the universe? New math equations?
>Have we discovered all habitable planets for life?
>Have we ventured in the deepest parts of the ocean and discovered all sorts of new species?
>Do we still have no clue or information on neuroscience? >Can we learn things in instances (like transferring files or data into psoples minds)
>Has DNA science gone farther than we expected?
>Is cybernetic limbs a reality?
>Is voyager 1 dead?
Please, tell me and answer all of these questions, in the name of science.

Is it still acceptable for Asian and White couples to intermix? I want a good future for my grandkids.

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this is so detailed to the point where i kinda velieve it
or im just dumb

>25yo, male, I live in what's called Edinburgh in 2018.
thanks that's all the info i need

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What happens to SLOVAKIA in the future?

also why does it take you so fucking long to respond if you can travel in time

Do we ever make oregano contact with aliens?

what happened to the company which made the electric series in 2022, and how did their moon colonies fare?

electric cars that is, i believe they were called the "omen" series. two supercars, one a hybrid, one sedan and one SUV.
plus the rapidprinted fightejets

will there be genetic manipulation, extended lifespan, and a cure for faggotry(guns excluded)?

also forgot, will I get gf?

what happens to poland though
are we still the niggers of europe

that title goes to ukraine

Fucking op respond to me, tell me all of science advancments

Aside from the sleep pills, that sounds pretty comfy.

Jobs are outdated. We have basic necessities for free, we can then do things we like for extra money. Me myself, I have a small boutique. Not automated shops are kinda popular, like bio/vegan food in 2018. Not necessary, but people spend money on it.
As for my day, I work out as soon as i wake up, play the guitar, play videogames or other fun activities, then cook and eat.(i like to cook my own food)
From 2pm to 6pm I run the shop, then go home, read and study until midnight, then social activities until 7 in the morning. From 7 to 7:30 it's sleep time (there's pills to "improve" our sleep, the most you can achieve without stressing your organism is 30 minutes of sleep, any less and it becomes difficult to manage the hormone levels). Then it begins again
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>Cryogenic science
Cryogenic is advanced but still expansive. They provide you with it if you demonstrate that you really need it tho.
>Edge of the universe and equations
Sadly, the universe expands faster then the speed of light, so we can't see it but we can predict what's there. It's basically young stars and stardust.
The most exciting thing: we understood Riemann equation a long time ago, demonstrated that twin prime numbers are Unlimited.
>Life on planets
Not at all, it's really not even worth it. The estimation is that there's about half a million on them per average galaxy, but it's much more convenient to terraform closer planets
>Deep ocean
Yes! It's actually really cool, there's all sorts of fish and invertebrates, and if you're under 50 you'll live to see it
>Neuroscience
Same as cryogenics, we can "upload" minds into software, but it's expensive. Also, the person gets really philosophical about it and needs constant hormone regulation to stay sane
>DNA science
It depends, what do you expect? We can basically manufacture childs and create new species, but it's illegal. Still happens tho, it's the biggest crime problem since the sensory and cerebral implants have gone public and people started to hack them
>Cybernetic limbs
Absolutely yes. Not really cybernetic tho, totally organic
>Voyager one
We don't have the proof, but it would be impossible for the little guy to still be out there. We have a voyager day now! It's the most important and loved interstellar journey to date!

Brexit
that is my question

OP can i just say this post has made my day
If you're a time traveller then this is fucking awesome
If you're a liar then your level of creativity is very admirable

Will I accomplish my goal of ridding America of the Israeli leeches? Will I destroy Israel?

You'll have your half asian offspring, no worries. There's no thing as "unacceptable intermix", if we exclude the African-Indian crysis i talked about earlier, that was a period full of racism (from circa 2028 to 2037)
Whatever works for you, I just hope it made your day better

Is the monetary testing real? What were the first consequences?

FutureAnon, what happens to us Romanianfags? How is Romania doing in 2126?

Did Norman Grayson find that exoplanet in 2018? What happened to gender wars? Is Nazism now a dominant ideology? How is the EU doing? Do people still OwO and UwU?

>Gimme some time, i was jerking to lolis. Enjoy that while it's legal.
>Pedophiles are common and accepted, but the act of raping a child is not, of course
EXPLAIN YOURSELF OP

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Genetic manipulation extremely advanced, lifespan is about 130 years without cybernetic and software support, unlimited otherwise
And i can assure you, you'll get a gf. Just keep an eye on couple matching programs, in the next few years the artificial intelligence and machine learning will do miracles
Turkey will fuck up really really bad, you can't imagine
Here i am, sorry!
UK is still a part of the economy, but they regret it. They'll come back one day, but in the new UNE
Thank you, whatever the truth is. Your comment made my day too
Israel will implode by itself. It's as stable as an atomic bomb in a volcano today, and it will not get any better

How is Trump remember?

Do people still attend educational institutions or is that not needed anymore with all of the advanced technology?

What 2010s memes do people remember?

>UK is still a part of the economy, but they regret it. They'll come back one day, but in the new UNE
When you say we regret it...
how bad does shit get for us bongs?

What you mean by monetary testing? I have found several results after 2018, non before or during 2018
No Romania in the future. No nations, really, we're just a big organisation. But yeah, Romania will do badly. Most nations will, capitalism will get 8 nations to dominate over the economy for about a decade before the whole things collapses
No idea who this man is, but the exoplanet obsession stopped pretty soon. We realized it's just better to terraform close planets, and the hype by the general public also toned down
Gender wars will continue until people will get tired and just accept whatever. But if you refer to the "lots of pronouns" thing, that will die soon. It never was a big thing, just a small minority doing a big fuss over nothing
EU is dead, there was United Nations of Europe for a while, then the world united in soft totalitarian regime and nations were not needed. We have zones, so the culture and traditions are safe
I actually laughed pretty hard at that. It's one of the oldest and most obscure memes i know of, people don't do it anymore but it's remember fondly

How many episodes of Star Wars did they make before they finally gave up?

What happens to language as such?

You're shit at making up a story for the future, OP.

Will I find my place in the world?

Does Charlie finally come to her senses and get together with me?

obvious larp, but whats the furry scene looking like :^)
>can you be the lizard or canine uwu

Will the bombs drop on October 23rd 2077?

One of these two is a joke. Have fun discovering which

>gender wars will continue
So it's still ongoing in 2126?

How much is gold worth there?

fucking knew it. slovakia is the best country when were talking about football. (not soccer) fuck you amerifags

Which fetishes became mainstream? How did sexuality evolve in the past 100 years?

is murder still illegal?

why wont you save us?

Uhm.. user...
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Can you post one of the 22nd century memes?
I wanna see how memes evolved.
Do you consider them better, if yes, why are you on 2018 Jow Forums?

how are the space colonies apart of society? Are they independent or are they a part of earth? and also how is one able to get to these colonies?

The furry stigma will die soon. Being a lover of vintage furry art myself, you're in for a ride. The porn drops drastically, but the SFW art just explodes, people get hooked and that's what i call the furry golden age. Wait another 5 or 6 years
They will yet again, my man of culture. Trust me, that remake has yet to be bested.
Until they get tired i said! No, after the 50s sexuality is basically "do whatever you want, judge other and be judged without getting angry over it". The whole "hating and getting angry" thing will disappear
In 2126? Nothing, like any other "rare" material. We can create them in laboratories! But until we colonized Mars and the Moon, it was worth a lot. Not for sale to the general public, but research centers and astronautics needed it for space suits and ships

Did world War lll happen?

>fought almost completely by "robots"
Machine robots, or r9k robots?

did we find life in space?

fug :DDD
Also: Implying you arent a larp, How does the furshit go with vidya? VR? are there entire games where you can just be a dragon and fuck?

Im depraved enough to ask a larper about furshit smut fuck

how does the future treat anxiety? what advice could you give me to deal with it today?

How many more skyrim related games will todd howard release?

What will food be like? Do more people go vegan or start eating insects?

All of the one who don't imply someone having sex against their will!
Sexuality is very free and open, and yes, that means you'll be able to joke about gay and trans people without anyone starting a war for it. It will be just like 2018 Jow Forums, i could call you a faggot for liking traps and you'll just play it along. I enjoy it, really
Nothing is illegal, technically. Brain implants are mandatory, they'll regulate your hormones when you'll be about to do something against the well being of society. So, technically, the murder rate drops to almost zero because people will not have the impulse to kill (or rob, rape, beat people up etc)
We are your offspring! That means you'll save yourself!
Pic related is a recent meme, i had to convert it but it's pretty much that. Memes will mostly stay the same, "normies" (or NPCs? They changed name many times ahah) will get tired of them and go towards a different kind of comedy. Image boards will still be posting memes, both because it's difficult to have them abused, and for nostalgia. Yes, i prefer the 2018 Jow Forums, but just because it's a new and totally exciting experience for me, I'm totally biased!
They're really well integrated! We can keep in contact with a max delay of 15 minutes (because the farthest is 15 light minutes away!) and we look up to each other!
You can get there anytime as a tourist, but to live there is more difficult. There has to be no overpopulation, and you have yo demonstrate you have a good reason, basically! That would be, developing a specific skill, living with your significant other(s), getting a "job" opportunity (it's often opening a shop, duh), etcetera

as a scottish man myself will the accent or culture change.

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As i said before, yes. Not even 10.000 people died, most of the war was fought by machines, only, the economy suffered greatly, even for the winners! If you're wondering, it was between the African Republic and United Nations of Europe, because Africa wanted to be totally independent after UNE helped them greatly with overpopulation, economy and technology. America was super partes, India helped Africa, Asia helped UNE.
Africa technically won the war, buy we soon realised there couldn't be a real winner. Thus, the economy crash
Funniest comment so far, hands down
Please see The VR situation will get pretty weird. You know how people just program VR porn games now? Well, one of the best things of the 50s is that there's software to generate videogames with almost no programming knowledge. You can pay someone a small fee to do it in a very polished way, or do it yourself after some free tutorials, but the results are not the best of course
All mental illnesses will be treated as they deserve. No stigma, no expensive treatments. For now, the best you can do is go and see a good, honest doctor. I hope you get better buddy, nobody deserves mental instability

This future you speak of sounds like it has nothing to take care of, are there any issues that still haunt society?
Also, the 50s sound like a fun time

Hah. He'll just ride the meme for a while, then let it die. If you mean Skyrim ports, the videogame porter will be a job until artificial intelligence learns to do it, and new consoles will be fully retro compatible. In a few years, that is.
If you mean TES, basically one of the "immortal franchises". Nobody even hopes to see the end of it anymore. Most of the TES games are very much above average tho!
I'm afraid it will be insects for a while, the food crisis is no secret even in 2018, they had it coming. But then you'll just have artificial food, the animal population will be kept under control (a lot of problems on that side, chickens go wild), and anybody will be able to eat everything without "cruelty". Biological food will not even be desired, some fancy guys still eat it but lab food has literally the same molecular composition, so it's just a thing they do because they can
People will never let go of accents or cultures. They just stay there for people to enjoy

Also, sorry, i forgot to post the picture in , here it is!

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Are you still a virgin?

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Are dating websites still a thing in the future? How do you find a partner?
Can you just upload your personality to a dating software and have the software match you up with your ideal match?
Are there any problems when this happens? Are 100% matches guaranteed to stick together? Or do they still end up breaking up?

The first generation who didn't have to work had it rough, their parents were constantly bashing them for this. Then people got used to it and everything was fine. Most people still fight for social acceptance and make up problems (recently, people were very upset about not being able to travel in time as tourists, heh).
Keep in mind we live in a regime. The "dictator" is an extremely advanced AI, i can't even begin to explain how much computing power is in that thing. Well, fact is, it monitors our brain implants, so if something REALLY bad is happening or about to happen, it stops it by regulating our hormones. I know it sounds just like a distopy but trust me, we have lots of freedom, the AI just stops us when we're about to damage ourselves or others. That includes, when we go into a depressive spiral. It adjusts the world around us to make it more friendly and motivational. If that doesn't work, it uses hormones to keep us happy until we sort our problems out. So no, we don't have a thing to worry about.
And the 50s were fun, I'm told, but I can't imagine living there, most of the advancements i use daily didn't exist!

Guys, I just realized one of you could be one of my ancestors. The probability is really low, but the mere fact that it COULD be gets me excited!

Wish I was, my first time wasn't the best, but what can you do. Most people don't even care about the first time, i guess i shouldn't too
(I'm assuming you're talking about monogamy here)
It depends on what you want. You can upload your whole profile or parts of it (not of your choice, so you can't fake being who you are not). If you upload it whole, there's a ~1 in a billion chance that the partner is NOT the one you'll spend your life with. Funny enough, about 1% of people do this. Most people prefer to take the leap in the dark, do several experiences. Some guys and girls also don't use software at all, they just go out and meet people!

Anything brand new for portugal?
What happens Before the united europe Inc?
Also what happens to nationalism?

Do I get a girlfriend?

how is Elon Musk remembered?

Post the hot new memes of your time so i can get a head start

It's September 26th, 2018 right now. What's the next big thing to happen?

Can you only go to the past, or is future traveling a thing? Are we living in the best timeline? Is meme magic real?

Did we rediscover any of that cool technology lost to time like Roman concrete Starlite or anything like that?

How humanity survived for this long with the fucked up environnement we have right now ?

do we discover any cool shit on mars or the the moon?

Did Trump end up being so bad after all?