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Best Newcomer; Titlod

Apparently they changed the Dennis the Menace character as they didn't like how he promoted bullying.

be honest lads, you lot have either been curious or actually tasted your own cum haven't you

LET'S FUCKIN HAVE IT THEN

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Dennis was the quintessential madlad.

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you what? pansy

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little terror bet he is based off a scouser

Nope but I kinda want to taste my own breast milk

going to brave the supermarket now i reckon lads. going to be full, but it always is, so best get it done and get back to chill
*puts on bigboy pants*
wish me luck

I'd like to thank my mum for paying the internet bill and cooking my food

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>normies loves The Dude in The Big Lebowski
>they'd also laugh and call him a loser for being a lazy unwashed NEET if they met him irl
fucking bullshit desu

i was a beano kid. was in the club and everything. mum chucked out all my old comics, had a couple of hundred.

Thats why NEETs are the real Dudes.

youtube.com/watch?v=cn-3U4aAzUw

>everyone thought John Wick was really cool
>if they actually knew someone who had killed people for money they probably wouldnt want to hang out
fucking normies eh?

Yeah same, I was in it long enough to be a platinum member, got a copy of a reproduction of the original beano comic that they sent me, doubt its worth anything.

lads whats the best way to remove sweat, grease and yes, trace amounts of cum from my keyboard and mouse?

My mum gave my ps2 to a little kid without my permission

Just checked

ebay.co.uk/itm/Reproduction-of-first-ever-Beano-comic-including-folder-phone-card/163275796145?hash=item2603feeeb1:g:vOUAAOSwb3laJ53v

Fuck you Beano.

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=3OEkk2JvEMM

>lads whats the best way to remove sweat, grease and yes, trace amounts of cum from my keyboard and mouse?

Pop it in the dishwasher, place over a towel and leave for 48 hours.

Shit I might have a few expensive yugioh cards need to get them checked out

it truIy was a different time

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Yeah, thank fuck we've left that shit behind.

All this talk about the benio and the dandy
>>pic related

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mums can be cruel. she also sold my bike without telling me. was rather pissed off at that.

>youtube.com/watch?v=6tKaiBTNKtg

The absolute state

Did the same to thomas the tank too fucking disgrace

No sign of Jacob Rees-Mogg anywhere.

looks dexent that might give it a watch later on xxx

right I've had enough of living whens death

>black step-dad
wew

Well, I mean it wouldn't be so bad if we kept it and white people were equally made fun of with a stereotype. But thats a bit idealistic. I think the art of the lil guy is quite cool.

urgh

back in my day dennis would have bullied the black lad to suicide

same
get yer fanclub member cards out fer the lads

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She also gave away a sega genesis which the Dad sold for a mint

>wheelchair girl
the original dennis would have stolen her wheels as a prank

Wheres Pie Face, Minnie, Walter the Softy??

WTF IS THIS SHIT

how ville quite disgusting

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Kek, not bad. Even looks like a later one (post 2000)

he would have been the one to put her in the chair in the first place

*zooms into thread*
...and then die of cholera
beat it gramps
*floss dances away*

>the black kid has a basketball
kek

more like walter the soiy

Wow that's cool! I'm going to go saw mum's table in half, laters softies.

>more like walter the soiy
Nah. Not really like.

the thing I liked about the beano is when someone put their feet in a big bowl of water and said "ah bliss!"
or when someone rode their bike through a washing line and got a big pair of bloomers on their head

Lets be honest here it was Walter the Gayboy.

bit of a stretch eh.
bet walter would be a tofu eating equal rights for pixies kind of guy though

Smarties mcflurry is back

Bananaman cinematic universe when lads?

And Dennis The Roadman.

translates as 'blacks can't be comic characters'

every single character in the DC Thomson comics was funny looking.

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woke up to a bunch of messages telling me one of my old mates has off'd themselves this morning. phone was off all day yesterday. just now got the news. feeling a bit shit right now
how is you lads day going?

moving to london area, what ISP should i go for? im ok with 20-30 mbit, just want it cheap and legit rlly

Was he one of the spakkers off here?

tfw no shack in the woods

This desu they'd never find the bodies

the poles at work are doing citizenship tests because of brexxit, and i was saying they need to know the important things
who is gnasher?
what happens to eric when he eats a certain fruit?
who was dangermouse's sidekick?
they didn't know.

>who is gnasher?
>what happens to eric when he eats a certain fruit?
>who was dangermouse's sidekick?
no one born this century will know the answers to this tbf

no mate. someone from way back. we hadn't spoke for a couple years, we both went off to do our own thing. he got into some shit and we became distant. just feel like if I was there for him it could've been different. idk if he was on something at the time. he was found yesterday morning I've lost people before, people who I was close with but this time I feel like I could've done something about it before it was too late.

i liked when the character was laughing they'd say guffaw or chortle

walter deffo a massive bender

Got that copy on me right now.
Here's a cheeky little snap, whatchu think the apes secret is lads?

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of course they will. how do people not know?

Based vintage monkey news

so I sit and wait and wondwr
does anyone else feel like me
I'm so overdosed on apathy
and put down on sympathy

i'm not looking to kill anyone i just want peace

freakiest thing happened earlier lads, fly went near window and a spider suddenly came running out the window duct then straight back in

freaked me right out, it was one of those ones with a round ball like body, i didn't know we even got them here

i misread your post, i thought you said born in this country.
my bad. sorry
don't even think bananaman is still on is it?

It would be like quizzing a 30 yr old on Bagpuss and Bill and Ben the flowerpot men

>don't even think bananaman is still on is it?
hopefully get a gritty reboot soon

was he secretly an astronaut?

apes done an absolute number on that lad tbf

>Sahelanthropus tCHADensis
>gets up on two legs
>later virgins

>the chad Homo-erectus
>the virgin Homo-impotentus

Don't forget the clangers or button moon

Oh and dreamstone bet you can't name a famous rock god singing in this
youtu.be/ftPdqLpslNY

We haven't even touched the surface lads. Pretty sure second panel of this one is Pubes.

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no idea pal give it a bit might happen soon

is it possible to develop a foot fetish overnight? asking for a friend...

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youtu.be/wFpDynh5uHM?t=45s

Dennis all grown up

>Dad gardening
>"Hey user, check out what I found"
>Rush to see
>Fucking intact backbone, scapulae, and humerus like from a dead cat
>Reek to high hell
>Bit of dirty black fur stuck to the humerus
Lads help. I feel sick.

people who put milk in the tea first ought 2 b hung drawn n quarterd
literally worse than monces fucnd weifdds
CUNT cunt

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back on the poker
got memed on a pair of aces ffs

>People who don't make tea in a stovetop kettle
The world is fucked, laddo.

>that's my Bulma
Yamcha BTFO

Your dad's just showing you his lunch, don't feel sick.

>tfw no BlackPink in your area

>he doesn't make instant noodles in an electric kettle

If any missing cat reports come, you know I'm sending the bones to their house anonymously.

3rd person got monkeypox now, slowly but surely its spreading