Vocaroo Thread

I'm just waiting for the girl with the nice voice.

You mean the dutch trap right?

That girl has a penis that stopped working

I cant be the only one who thinks you are a shemale

how do you even know
>poor
I make more money than you and your NEET mother who's in whoredom make in a fucking year
scamming is easy
plus I'd be making money off of fucking girls like your sister and aunt even if I didn't have the internet. I'm a mediterranean bull after all

don't let this thread die out so I can get recognized as ''the pedo who posted cp'' by more people

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We were having somewhat decent thread last time.

HAHA my sides dude anons are saying that they will stick their cocks in your ass out of spite! I mean I hate you as well and think your a faggot but its hilarious to know you WILL get TOPPED someday haha

Lmao ok there uerocuck stay poor

Holy shit people I'm not whoever you think I am, my mics not broke, I don't have one.
I just started the thread to hear people talk about mundane things.

I'll shove my tadger in your boipucci you whiny little fag

Fuck off with these threads you drug addicted annoying prick, everyone cant stand you fuck off M8

I wanna fuck ur voice

I'm glad your mic broke your voice is horrid and you are a massive faggot KYS

Oh boy another thread where OP pops pills and acts like a complete faggot cuck I hope you OD

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Jesus God no.

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yes! i like hearing your soothing voice!

We all know you would butt fuck her and suck her shemeat

I think everyone is waiting to see your anus just saying

Are you around girl from the anime state?

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just hearing you say that made me feel all warm inside.

god im lonely.

And gay M8 a dick is a dick

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Im pretty sure some day some dude is going to rape you OP but you like it though

Are you ok with OP being butt fucked?

I bet right now you can't even get a erection do to the benzos you abuse

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i wouldn't consider it gay, but even if it was i wouldnt mind.

i guess i can find solace knowing that im not the only one.

but for now could you tell me something about your day, and maybe say a few comforing words?

Not him but I thought you had a thing for OP I remember people talking about him having sex with you

Would you swallow a males cum?

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The tip tap of my controller must be a bother. It sounds like those exaggerated commercials where an 8 year old is playing an intense game and mashing buttons.

Howdy hoozle, user.

Your voice genuinely makes me sick.

Jesus your voice is depressing. I thought you were just a guy pretending, badly on purpose, to be a girl for lulz, not an actual tranny. Please fix your voice its disgusting.

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how come?
what is so horrible about it?

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peace

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Yo my dude I want to watch a black male have sex with you

>listening to anime OPs (and the slam city remixes) at night
Thought I was the only one who did that when I couldn't sleep. It's funny I don't really watch anime anymore but I still listen/watch OPs of 90s/00s anime. Kinda soothing.

>mashing buttons
What are you playing? Doesn't sound like an RPG.

Not him but the least you should do is let the weird sounding OP pound your holes?

You sound like you have a below average penis

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same question:
how come?
what is so horrible about it?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1wZ9LAntu0s
you mean you havent been pounded yet?

It's a vulgar imitation of a woman's voice.

ME VERY SAD ROBOT
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Why is OP not your type I mean hes weird but we all are

Not her but the normal OP is a drug addict and can be very rude at times

this guy heres right

what made it dissapointing? where you able to orgasm?

Im curios about the sex life of mtf's, because i might want to lewd one eventually.

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dildos were more fun desu

What's there to explain other than being vaguely horrific parody of a woman?

damn, doesnt sound very intimate.

not saying that my first time will be any better,

you are basically saying "i dont like it, isnt that enough" like okay that does not help in any way

yea.. i dont feel that sex is really that intimate as compare to cuddling desu, but he promised to do me well and be rough with me, and then getting 5 minutes of "hmm, well i guess this is sex?" that honestly made me wonder if he was in me or not at times was sad

aaaand now i have an immense urge to cuddle...

i wonder what a normal person sex life is like.

i think its pretty similar, thats why i dont value it as much. anyone can do a one night stand, but cuddling or walking holding hands, thats different

People want the real thing. If you can't understand then you're more mentally ill than you think.

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Also, I'm getting $8 back for my Utena blu-rays. I realized both of the sets were actually damaged, so $4 per each one. It's better than nothing!

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so just because i dont have a womb, that makes my voice a parody of a womans?

If it wasn't half past midnight i'd be saying this much louder.
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>Danish Trap Anus
When was it posted user? Might search the archive, but that's not gay right brah?

well, it was more of a butt in lace panties

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This is dedicated to everyone in this thread.

I'm not complaining user.

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well its somewhere out there, unless the mods deleted it back then

On a vocaroo thread right?

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yup, it was.
id repost but mods dont like that

could you link you a soc thread where you something? it could be fully clothed, i just want something to fap to.

You know, I like listening to your little insights and views on videogames and other random things. Makes the dreary night shift go a little faster.

But I'm curious, as to why you post in this particular thread given all the...vulgarities that go on here.

I mean, maybe I'm being too presumptious but what little I know of you and your idiosyncrasies, you seem like a nice person, sort of ill-fitting here. Maybe you're an oldfag (since you're from my timeframe) from the times when
>there's surprisingly a lot of girls on Jow Forums
and
>Jow Forums is not just /b/
still held water. Maybe you're goon(ette)?

If you could maybe shed a little light on your Jow Forums habits? If you don't mind.

Bump from page 7.

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>Can't cum anymore
What happened?

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lol i sound like kermit

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This comic got me good back then. I don't know why, but now I'm thinking of the card crusher meme. That was back in 2006, whoa.

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first of all, love your accent. second of all, i'm not talking full on kermit, just had a tone that sort of resembled kermit

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Eire user?
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sorry if i offended you, captain ireland

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I sniff so much when I'm tired jesus christ.
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>people to talk to
If you don't mind me asking, how many people do you talk to outside of Jow Forums?
I have at best, probably 2 people. It's odd though as I've been getting older, people who I've never really been close with have startes contacting me out of the blue.

>Jow Forums *has* changed
I'm real glad that someone other than me has noticed the change. And it's not rose-coloured glasses, they were some amazing times.

>How did I get here?
Mainly through me not having a debit card to get an SA account and the paywall coming down too often AND it being the catladies mod era where small jokes would end up getting you banned.

I think I floated around /b/, /v/, /tv/, when stuff was still being discussed and videogame leaks were still happening. Right now, it's just Jow Forums and /tv/ since I can sometimes force a conversation.

I did finally end up getting an SA account.
Do you lurk SA?

>upcoming games I'm interested in
Really, the only game I'm sort of looking forward to is Red Dead Redemption 2, but I have the feeling it's just going to be a souped-up version of the first. Which isn't always a bad thing though I am very curious about the Online mode.

I'd ask you about anime clubs but let's save that for tomorrow. Look forward to hearing from you.

>Jow Forums
Why man?

Also sorry for not answering your question from before.