Slow Internet Speeds Edition
/britfeel/
I own and invented these threads
>getting drunk on a work night
this is a bad idea isn't it
turns out there is websites that just give out free minecraft accounts lol
i am the most attractive, wealthy, intelligent and creative poster here
#cope
no deal is better than a bad deal bros
nah i'll be hitting up the rum this friday night so i can knock myself out for work at 6am saturday morning. will do the same saturday as working on sunday as well. but i have a fool proof plan to counter the effects, just get stoned before work. i can function better high than i can hung over
i shagged yer maw and said no deal
she still thanked me
Protein and fibre is better than salt.
youtube.com
You'll probably get a chance to test that theory.
I'm such a social autist that I don't know how often I should talk to someone. I don't have anything new to say, just interested in how her day has gone and I like talking to her.
Trouble is I've messaged her a lot recently, and to be fair she does reply, but I don't want to become annoying.
How often do you reckon?
pretty amazing the niche you've carved out here. you've really owned this place
cba reposting mayuri kun, give i it a click if you mirgated tho lid
not linking them baka
What should I watch tonight lids? In the mood for something a bit spooky and comfy
>legally changed my name
>got new passport photos done which I like much more
>sent off for my new provisional license
>came out officially to both my sisters and fixed our relationship
>self esteem getting better and better
>helping out more around the house
>ate three full meals today
I finally feel like I belong in my family. Both of my sisters refer to me by my female name. My eating is on track again I just need to keep at it.
Accomplished so much lately
i can make you rich
you could be next.
this
freealts.pw
had to go through a few captchas but actually worked lad
nothing can fix your disgusting bulimia teeth
looks like a fence burned down in your mouth lmao
amazing how you've conquered 3 separate generals
It's like you're Alexander and Jow Forums is Darius fleeing into the hills
You're still just a mutilated mentaler though. You'll neck yourself before you're thirty you fuck up.
tilde? more like TOLD
alri P thetik of the coalition of wealth
overlord and going to try watching this new neflix show called MANIC it's got my celebfu in it
hbu?
more like he is julius ceasar and 4chn is the barbaric shit eating gauls
Its like he's Sir Francis Drake watching the Spanish Armada sink and you're Phillip II of Spain
not him but, let us know what it's like i've got it lined up
don't do an ebin though pls, if it's good don't spoil it, just say fums up or down. ta
SP lad when are you starting your new thread?
>freealts.pw
too good to be true
im a direct descendant of alexander, caesar, hadrian, genghis khan, tamerlane and catherine the great, francis drake and nelson
thanks for noticing, babe x
this
salt from what? you're having absolutely no nutrients and i doubt fucking protein shakes have any fibre, even so, protein and fibre isn't the only thing you need to keep your body functional you absolute autist
haha fair enough, google about and that if you want, it is legit i promise fren.
Nah, also Mayuri>Kurisu
good to know you're still alive mate
110 episodes puts me off but I'll try the film
based, knew you were going to make it
Fucking chink mutt. Gb2 to steppes
>overlord
I saw an advert for it in the cinema and looked pretty good. I take it there's a decent torrent of it out there?
>MANIAC
Watched the advert for it on Netflix about five minutes ago. Not too sure after reading the reviews, let us know if it's any good lid.
Got some creepy Asian horrors I could rewatch like The Eye
It is at a time where you can't eat, you don't know what you're talking about.
It's like hes Clive of India and /britfeel/ is India being helplessly colonised
Tilde has made such progress!
you still haven't explained WHY you can't eat, you're a fucking retard, you're clearly just a fat fuck or severely anorexic, it's unhealthy to subsist off solely protein shakes and there's no reason why you can't drink watery soup but you can drink protein shakes
even in medical situations where people are put on a liquid diet they aren't given solely protein shakes, they're given nutrients and carbohydrates in liquid form, continue being a massive autist and denying it if you want, you're going to be the starving retard with rickets not me
he's got a cum tum, he can't digest anything that isn't cum to be honest blud
this
cope im whiter than everyone here lol
will do lid
but what do they get out of it
nice one and they're only 20 mins a pop, very bingey
it's an anime lad you can watch it online on cruncyroll and i'll let the lids know if it's good when i watch it
It's a freak. Leave it to its own devices and it'll either be forced to continue existing by social services or do something right for once and neck itself.
if you want to drink some gay shake shit actually get proper meal replacement ones you mong
Good to know we have a fucking albino nigger here too. Gotta get that diversity
fuck off kat you tranny mong
thanks lad, i was getting angry. i don't know why i was giving advice anyway, it would be much better off dead
Alright HC?
How are you lad?
This is a friendly general, so back off
Does anybody fancy listening to some tunes together
The mental sanity of trannies is less than that of Timothy James Byrne
I thought you meant the new war film. All burnt out with anime right now, but I'll watch it at a later date
it's like he's Lieutenant General Gerard Bucknall storming Gold Beach and you're Hitler hopelessly sleeping in Berlin
You still haven't explained why you're so angry? It's a bad look especially when you have no idea what you're actually talking about. And I said I could drink soup if I added more water, but there was no need currently to do that. What benefits would watered soup give me?
>rickets
No this powder I'm currently being forced to live off has 6 grams of protein, 1 gram of fibre and added calcium and vitamin D. The only thing I'm not getting currently is D12 which I doubt you even knew existed. But it's not going to be long term enough to be an issue.
>replying to your own post
since when did moni and hc become bumchums?
Hazard's done serious numbers on the
>amer steps in to stick up for a fellow loony
>tfw cis, straight, white male
Oh I'm laffin' chuck
>replying to your own posts twice
I think you should take your own advice
I'm pals with Kat, not HC
>20 minutes a pop
>2,200 minutes of my life
>36.6666666667 hours of my life I'm never getting back
fuck off you gender bent poo gazer
I've done a number on you.
Fuck up you muzzrat shitcunt. Go join an ISIS forum where you belong you stinking vermin.
didn't know about it lid link it pls also you should it's good, it's total masturbaterly power trip of neetfag
going to play COD. loving a dogfight mode on WWII
have a spot o youtube.com
for yer troubles though
if you're talking about mass gainer shakes they're full of sugar and rubbish. it is better than just relying on protein shakes though lol
Is the other one a shitmeat too?
he literally jizzed all over their graves with that play
yet you're still posting here
I'm kinda enjoying being "HC". Means she will get all the flak for my shitposting while i get off scot free.
Didn't know niggers could count m8
How do i join the coalition of wealth, master?
*bends the knee*
You're pals with anyone you can groom for your rape gang you paki shit.
You aren't the real Pubes.
no i am talking about proper meal replacement shakes like they give you in hospital if you cant have solids, I tried one once and they thing filled me up quick and I barely got through it
Feels good to be unbanned lads.
I think its cool that if we're upset with how a vote goes we can just vote again till we're happy
so when are we gonna revote on Sadiq Kahn cos I want to take my vote back and that';s how it works now
>trannies and Jow Forumstards flinging shit at each other
My, what a lovely thread.
>The mental sanity of trannies is less than that of Timothy James Byrne
pretty sure scea's mental states much worse than tims
Our lord has returned
Ah ok. Wonder what they put in there, probably oats and milk
how many cars do you have?
how many properties?
me >> you
im running rings around you
Tim's stable as fuck compared to the mutoids.
Goodnight everyone
>neck yourself before you're 30
Doubt it. I'm in the best position I've ever been in and have never felt so optimistic and hopeful for the future as well as happy with myself
I remember watching talks from hacker/security/privacy etc conventions quite a few years ago (around 2008-ish) and they were cool and interesting and the subject matter was always related to the actual theme of the gathering. But I decided to watch some more on a whim after not being interested for about a decade and it's all gone to fucking shit. It's all a bunch of shitlibs talking about how someone calling you hot is basically rape, or shit like gun-control advocacy.
This is gay. Why do they have to ruin things like that?
You know what then lad waste it on here or the simpsons
>some people just don't want comfy kino
why didnt you turn up at the loch to fight me you pussy?
not sure really, it must have enough stuff in it to be able to replace solid food to a decent extent
You are the closest imitator I've seen today, I'll give you that. But I know you aren't him.
imdb.com
Notice he didn't reply the moment he got confronted with facts, always people who know the least who talk the most.
He's talking about this ww2 horror film being made that looks like Wolfenstein the movie
What's happened to the thread lad? It's gone completely to shit as I look at it. Who the fucks this guy Is this big pubes lol? This would be the 3rd fight you ducked, do me a favour lad and fuck off
Not him but you're the one complaining about having sores and your stomach hurting a lot which suggests that your "diet" isn't working healthily
You should look into other things to supplement your liquid diet.
band of brothers the movie, could be good
you could just stream it in 1080p on legal and legally gray websites
It's gone to the dogs lad, and I think that's a pubes imitator
i was at the loch
why didn't you show up?
>happy with myself
LOL keep telling yourself that. You formerly human lump of useless meat. When you look in the mirror and see the wasted drug addled mental defective that you actually are you'll be off a bridge before you can say steak bake. Shithawk.
anhyone remember when scea posted pic related?
user said you and "rightly so" from pol are using the same router...what do you say to that lad?
why can't you eat? we want to know now, lad
damn she looks soft