>be me
>be 20 years old and in college
>wake up feeling pissed off about everything because it's late as fuck
>shower and get dressed in a blur
>have shitty breakfast
>collect all my school shit
>go outside and inhale all the fucking dust from the construction site across the street
>walk to the bus stop and sit down on the sidewalk Keanu style
>bystanders walk past
>feel their judgemental stares upon me
>feel even more miserable
>bus finally arrives
>stand up, get into bus, and curl up in the nearest seat
>open NormieBook
>read the status of a fuckboy who's complaining about his internet friends who hate him because he's an edgelord
>realize that I'm not truly miserable
>realize that I'm just a lazy fuck who stays up browsing the internet until 2 AM
>fall back into depression because nobody likes my whiny ass
>mrw
Lazy whiny fuck thread
Drinking Clorox is unhealthy.
>be me
>be 35 years old and in college(again)
>wake up at 6:30am feeling awesome because it's early as fuck
>start the coffee brewing and get a big glass of water to drink to slowly wake me up then make the bed and stretch
>drink coffee while admiring my naked body and my ridiculously awesome fit progress in the mirror
>check my reddit porn account, see that I've gained 40 followers and ~200 upboats after posting new pics of my dick and balls yesterday
>browse through pics of other guy's junk that posted at the same time or since who are only getting sub-10 votes and not entirely sure why everyone likes mine so much better?
>might be because I keep including flat stomach and fit thick thighs in shot so make mental note to feature them more
>read through several messages from guys and gals (be bi so the more the merrier) who are literally begging to service and worship my junk
>all my classes start at 6pm so spend whole day relaxed (and naked)
>work out
>take nice cold shower to relax muscles
>play video games (bloodborne again)
>flirt on dating apps
>study a bit
>be conten as fuck
>go to class (programming)
>listen intently to instructor
>casually look around room at people looking confused or glazed over
>lecture ends, get assignment for lab
>easy-peasy, get done in about 15 minutes
>everyone else still working and looking confused
>see on a few screens that they are still declaring variables.. wtf?
>double check assignment to make sure I didn't miss anything, but, of course, I didnt.
>turn assignment in and leave early
>eat literal lb of fucking meat because protein
>feel like a fatty even with flat stomach
>feel very self-satisfied with self because narcissism is fucking awesome
oh yeah, almost forgot..
>get on Jow Forums and read posts by whiny losers because i wasted my entire life up to my early 30s being a stupid whiny little bitch just like them and I have to remind myself how much happier I am now so I don't take it for granted
Just who are you quoting
Reminder to sage or ignore this kind of of threads.
>Jow Forums is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.
>images,jpg
>froggposter
>open NormieBook
>flag
You are gay
no u
so they can fucking make it again in 30 minutes?
it's time everyone went back to reading books because the internet is fucking now.
you can literally see it happening, check on comments left on literally anything from year to year. it's time to give up and let fucktards rule the internet. if there's any place that doesn't fucking suck the same people as op will turn up and fuck it up anyway.
This is now a kot thread
>be me
>be chilling in my apartment
>really need to take a dump, like sand nigger/Indian food type shit
>rushes to bathroom
>unleashes my steamy load
>ounce finished I flush before wiping. Just encase it clogs
>it clogs
>"fuck, fuck" I try plunging it, that fails
>I try to pull out said plunger, it's fucking stuck
>flushes
>badidea.jpg gets knocked back and falls to the ground, crying
>mfw I see shit water overflowing
post more kot
I feel like people always mention that they shower when they really dont
>hurr durr i'm literally a kid still
>durrrr im getting educated and have food to eat each day
People like you need to smarten the fuck up. If you're going to kys then just kys. There's millions of people on this planet who want the exact opportunity your ungrateful ass has.
@4836365
Dumb frogposter
Kill yourself
Saged & hidden
frog
frog
have you considered taking up wall building as a hobby?
The frog is a revered creature in many cultures, being known to be wise and sometimes dangerous. So yes, call us frogs. Curse and mock our shut posting. Much like the noble frog, frog posters may be small and green, but you better be careful, or you might just step on a poison dart frog barefoot. This memewar is OURS, kiddo.
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good frog
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have rest fren
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what are you , a doctor?
feelsbadman
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