You can go back in time and tell something to your past self when you were 10 years old. Only problem is that you can only use 10 words. What you will say might/might not affect the future. If you say something stupid obviously it won't have any impact on the future (present you).
What do you tell your past self?
When you meet Amy just go for it. NEVER FORGET!
''invest in Google and Apple also don't get fat''
In 3 years, you'll meet Laura, make sure you don't fuck it up this time
"Invest in amazon, netflix, bitcoin. Place money above all."
Go to basic training at age 17 you lazy shit
Go for Paola. Invest in Bitcoin. No anime but school.
Invest in bitcoin
We are all going to die eventually
study math, take up boxing, make art , become great student.
Hope that little stupid idiot understands what I mean by this.
Buy bitcoin right now. Ask your best friend about Michael.
Buy bitcoin in 2012. Sell for 15.000 in 2017.
>not 20k
buy tons of bitcoin. Jenny > Sahra. transition ASAP. Keep fencing.
buy bitcoin, sell at 20000, then short it
Planes will hit Twin Towers September 11th 2001. Stop them.
invest all in bitcoin, sell all at 15K (december 2017).
Lift. Eat lots. ROTC. Sports. Study. Run. For our future.
She actually likes you so make use of it you autistic fuck
> never go into a shed again. buy bitcoin. remember. shed.
Invest in bitcoin, play more baldurs gate
>wanting to miss the chance to sell at peak price
BUY BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM RETARD
Please don't go to Jow Forums.
>Take care of mom
>Become Jow Forums
>Become friends with Tyler
Tyler sounds like dark skin name
Tyler is a preppy white guy name. You're probably thinking Omar or Ryan.
What if the reason bitcoin crashed was that time-travelers were all selling it at once when it peaked?
Ryan is white name Omar is brown name and Tyler is pure shadow realm.
Work on your looks, everything else is a meme
Your 10 year old self didn't know that?
I want to know the backstory behind this.
kill yourself, it never gets better, peace out lil me
Haha look at this dumb little fuck thinking he's better than everyone hahaha
Stop eating like shit, don't become vegetarian, don't quit dance
"I am your future self. Buy BitCoin."
>transition
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahAHAHHAHAHA
thank god I didn't eat hormone enriched chicken
Wouldn't want to change much
i'd just tell myself the powerball and mega millions numbers for this week and tell myself not to worry or think about it until it's time
>exercise, so we can be tall. That is all, faggot
One can only hope
Buy bitcoin. Don't eat hamburgers in high school.
That girl you love becomes a massive slut. Forget her.
Stay off of Jow Forums, be confident to the point that your a dick, it's your only hope.
It's okay not to give a fuck for now
buy bitcoin in 3 years. sell exactly 9 years later.
exercise has no bearing on height, regardless of age
"Get braces. Tell parents you need growth hormone. Fuck Miranda"
Hmm but what about the boosting of HGH? Fuck
>don't stop eating, faggot. we dont kill ourselves at 17
There I fixed it
Invest netflix, amazon, bitcoin, hold last until ~18k, you're gay
Start excersizing. make mom buy vitamins. hang out with brandon.
START BOXING NOW YOU'LL LOVE IT. DO BOXING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never go to school camps, buy fuckloads of bitcoin.
(fiance name here) is perfect. Love yourself, love her, just be happy.
You're gonna love her until the day you die.
Don't mess up, be strong no matter what happens.
Bush, Bush, Obama, Obama, Trump. Bet high. You need money.
I didn't need this right now I'm going to bed
Dad will die in 2016 from pancreatic cancer. Warn him.
start grinding league of legends and buy as much bitcoin as you can.
"Lindsey likes you. Ask her to be you girlfriend."
Buy Google buy Amazon buy Facebook bet Trump date Ricardo
eat lot of meat, work out and fuck a lot
Do you math homework. Ask Kimberly Out. Nigger Faggot Bitch
Save money you fucking piece of shit. Everything else down to all the stupid shit you've done to torture yourself or try to experience things is fine. You're gonna suffer, you're gonna wish you never did it, you're gonna spend 4 years in deep depression, but you're gonna fight through it and you're gonna end up stronger, more balanced, wiser and more perspective, so I ain't telling you shit to ruin that. Take the hits like a man and use the pain to grow up.
But SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY! 18 years old me is fucking RICH and doesn't give a fuck about it and throw the fucking money by the windows. I calculated it for fun and, by now, just by saving 100 a week during the 5 years you've worked and had nothing to pay in mom's basement, you would have saved 24 grands. TWENTY FOUR(24) FUCKING GRANDS!!!!! THIS MONEY WAS SLEEPING IN YOUR ACCOUNT AS YOU FAPPED TO 2D bitches and did nothing but drink away the sorrow. YOU WERE FUCKING RICH!
But I guess that, in the end, it took that for you to learn the lesson 10 years later and actually start saving up for the future. Maybe future(present me) you is just being selfish and wished you would save so that me, in the present, would have an easier time.
don't quit school, invest in bitcoin, you are always alone
you're schizophrenic, ignore phillip and get some help. tell your father about phillip
Don't let your family move. Marry Eva, trust me lad.
'you're schizphrenic get help ignore phillip tell dad you're loved'. Sorry for second posting i didn't see the 10 word limit
don't be a loser, get into chess
if that guy wasn't bald and had no facial hair it would be perfect
drop the xbox and invest in bitcoin, its worth it
Put effort into life you lazy piece of shit
Avoid psychiatrist, avoid California, learn piano, buy bitcoin, Army reserves.
dont listen to the hollow man