Which one do you think had the biggest dick?

Kek

T A F T

Donald The Big Dong Don.

LBJ he would give interviews to press while he sat on the toilet so they could he see how big his dong was. There are also audio recordings of him talking to his tailor about how much extra room he needs in the crotch of his pants to accomodate his giant schlong.

There exists a clip put there of lbj requesting that his suit pants be tailored so that there would be appropriate room for his dong.
That said lbj, and his great society plan, was one of the worst things to happen to this cuuuntry

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Bill Clinton

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Teddy Rosevelt had the smallest since he constantly had the need to prove himself.

None of them
Burgermutts all have small dicks

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LBJ

Madison obviously
That 5'4 manlet was packing serious heat

You know obama takes the cakes on this for reasons

>According to thisreviewofA Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis,“Lyndon B. Johnson once answered reporters badgering him about why the United States was in Vietnam with a simple, unmistakable off-the-record gesture: he unzipped,pulled out his penis and said, ‘This is why!’”
Lol

27

He is the worst president in the history of our great country: nigger GIBMEDATS, immigration act of 1965, Vietnam, affirmative action, and so much more

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He said dick, not gut

First black president!

Bill Clinton!

>So big he married it..

JFK liked to brag about his and did bang a lot of women. Johnson, ( heh ) also bragged about his even more and liked to show it off even though he was a horribly ugly mother fucker.

Number 32. Yep.

Abe Lincoln or JFK

LBJ was known for his huge wang

Lincoln, he was a big guy

starts with a nigger fucker
ends with a fucking nigger

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It's not called a Lincoln log for nothing boyo

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Listen here you little prison baby shit you will never insult Washington again or I will head over there and hire a snake charmer to lead the local wildlife into every inhabited australian village, town and city

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America was the prison colony first
plus no one can charm our wildlife
plus Washington was a faggot

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washington moar like didn't-wash-a-tonne

wat a faggot

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at least we turned out alright