ITT: we choose a power and the next user limits it

make sure the limit is interesting, funny and not cheap like
>you die instantly xd
i'll start it off:
i can talk to dolphins

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>but all you can say is "bite off my wang"

I can control metal/magnetic fields, a la Magneto

after talking to dolphins you have a 24-hour cooldown period where you can only talk to humans in dolphin

they listen politely and then continue being dolphins ignoring you so everyone thinks you're a lying nutcase

every time you become aroused hammers fly from wherever and smash into your balls

superpenis xD

disgusting namefags kys

in time

u still gay

suck my balls

After using that, you can't get closer to metals for 12h without feeling sick and the magnetic fields will make you feel dizzy for 6h

Mine now : I can randomly see what will happen in the future for a few minutes. (can't be used by will, it only happens randomly)

I suck your balls but they become nonexistent before I make contact

I can read minds.

When you're talking with dolphins your pulse will go crazy. Thus even saying one phrase can be fatal /saying a few words will probably make you faint.

*finds out everyone thinks you're a faggot

Targets can also read yours/be in your mind.

the minds can read you if they realize they're being mind read
this can fuck with your perception of time if your mind isnt trained enough. so you might think the future is the present and that would like fuck up you if you're stupid.

i can summon shields to block attacks

your shields can't block anything slower than a bullet

i can die

You can't summon your shields if you're wounded.

I'm able to resurrect dead people by spanking them

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they fart dead people shart on your hands

I can transform into a cute girl.

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she has aids

you get reincarnated and you'll keep doing it until you die a natrual death that you didnt purposely cause
lel
your life gets worse

i can materlize the best burger ever in my hands and eat it.

It was not just best, but at least 10x better than any burger you will ever eat later in your life.

your girl form is completely chaste and talks like an old lady

they're enraged and beat you

the shields have random days off and will refuse to help

you become intensely sexually attractive to the elderly and can't turn off the mind reading

takes so much blood that you pass out when you get hard

dolphins turn out to be horrible cunts

i want the ability to get everything for free

wait are my shields sentient?

the more you use it without letting it cool down your body warps into bernie sanders

>wait are my shields sentient?
yes and profoundly lazy

>the more you use it without letting it cool down your body warps into bernie sanders
fakkin 'ell guess i'll get a job

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can i talk with my shields and bargain with them

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you can bargain by polishing them while they moan sensually, they sound like a drill sergeant

Perfect control over my body, down the the cellular level.

you're weak to sunlight

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Everytime you make a change to your body, you get the most intense orgasm.

you need to maintain a strict very bland diet to continue doing so, if you don't you can long lasting tumors and deformities that you can't do anything with

the ability to change ethnicity, accent and nationality at will

your chance of encountering a Jow Forumslack in real life increases 100% and they'll call you a mutt no matter what ethnicity you're mimicing

I'll take that. That makes it even better.
Makes sense.

You're blind.

the ability be immune to whatever limit someone sets on you in the context of this thread

theres 4 people with stronger powers than you, they hate you and they know where you live

i have the power to punch really fast and hard

you die instantly xd

This only applies to posts that came before your own, with the exception of the OP. OP, and anyone after your post, is immune.

NUH UH INFINITY POWERS CAUSE NO LIMITS

>i have the power to punch really fast and hard
only within a 15 meter range of a dead family member

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i would be fine with having a sentient talking shield

what the fuck is that limit?

also theres like 10 other guys that have your infinity power and hate you and are going to kick your ass

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>also theres like 10 other guys that have your infinity power and hate you and are going to kick your ass
normal bone density sounded cliche

alright can only be used on inanimate objects i'm sorry

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after hitting someone your legs will paralyze for a short period, unable to use your legs

you won't be able to return to ethnicities you've changed, example you're now aus and you want to become american, you can't return being aus and if you change from american to something else you won't be able to be american, and so on

You will age faster

Each time you transform it will be a 50% change to get a stroke. Also you can't stay transformed more than 24h.

Any projectile I throw or shoot I can control the speed, angle, and direction it goes

can only shoot projectiles at racial minorities

After 1 meter the projectile will explode.

was that a police joke

yes

I have the ability to locate any person I want on earth by looking at the world map.

You go blind for 24hrs after doing it

I can turn my body into anything I want

Once you turn to normal one of your organs will randomly fail for 2h. You must fight to survive in that time to stay alive.

Damn dude

Yeah it will almost be impossible to return to normal, better stay in the thing you wanted forever


I have a pen that can rewrite history. Not by changing the facts that once were but by putting what i've written into everyone's mind, making them to believe that.

The people from the past come to the present and try to kill you in order to destroy the pencil

I have the ability to create voids by will and am able to use them to teleport

The pen looks like a penis and it will be embarrassing to write with it

I can materialize a suit of lightweight protective armor

While traversing the void tentacles will try to rape you

The suit becomes is weak to water

I am able to stop time

You can only stop it for what you perceive to be one second

I can rewind time back 30 seconds and remember what happens

By creating voids black holes will start to pop out in our solar system.
The suit will become very heavy in poor illuminated environment.
The time will stop for everyone, not only for you.

Using it frequently you will get alzheimer

pick a fucking power gosh darnit

i can switch between genders any time i want to.

Only your genitals will change, you'll still look the same.

I can control weather by emotions.

you have depression

i can see backwards in time.

You have hormonal imbalances

I have absolute control over the internet

If you’re happier you are the shittier the weather

You become a lizardman with a large nose

I can shoot beams of light that hurt people

Every living organism from blue whales to single celled organisms from the entire universe try and rape me

you can only do this at night

i can eat anything

was that meant to be a power or a negative

A power.

Every time you use you'll slowly start to lose your vision.
When you touch something connected to internet(phone/pc/etc) it won't work.
You will be schizophrenic during the night

They succeed but you feel no pain or pleasure

your weakness is every living organism from blue whales to single celled organisms from the entire universe try and rape you

You'll be constipated from bad food for 1 week.

I can make people tell me their deepest desires/secrets.

unfortunately you always end up having people tell you about their disgusting fetish.

i can give anyone diareah.

They need to BRAAP directly on your face beforehand

I can produce streams of the most delicious Coca Cola out my fingers

You must kiss the target.
The finger must be chopped in order to produce.

I can stop my ageing

For every hour you stop your aging you shrink by a centimeter.

you can only stop your ageing if you steal someone else's time

you have diabetis

i can win any board game

I become seventeen trillion cubic lightyears in size

it takes too long for other parts of your body to interact with each and you die.

i can instantly grok anything

Your head physically gets larger every time you do.

Only when you're playing with bots(AI).
When the universe will die.
You get a severe headache for 1 month.

I can change people's emotions.

I can control the jew hive mind

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You can only change them to raw fury

I can make any animal fall in love with me sensually.

You are the biggest jew

I can control all drones

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I have the ability to raise the dead with their mind in tact

you can only do it to people who died of old age.

i can instantly acquire any fetish i want to.

For every new fetish you acquire a horrible little goblin creature only you can see will spawn and torment you til the day you die.

The drones will follow you everywhere.
You will lose your sanity during that time.
You will have erectile dysfunction

I can stay awake for as long as I want. Without side-effects(getting tired/etc)